would you rather

[RedNeko]

40 duck-sized horses sounds adorable

 

WYR Facebook never existed, or nothing could ever be deleted or edited

[brsajo]

Down with Facebook.

 

Would you rather lose the ability to swim or lose the ability to run quickly?          

[owl]

The ability to run quickly (did I even own that ability in the first place? )

 

Would you rather have two extra arms or eyes in the back of your head?

[Louis On Air]

Arms

WYR we are descendent of dinosaurs or frogs? (There are benefits to being amphibious as well as reptilian)

[Nowhere.girl]

Definitely frogs. We would have evolutioned to some kind of semiaquatic mermaids with disturbing eyes, I'd like to see that.

WYR eat just pickles for the rest of your life or only be able to walk backwards?

[brsajo]

Walk backwards.

 

WYR have neon green or pastel pink hair?

[aussiekirkland]

Pastel pink. I don't like either of those colours but I feel like pastel pink would be less of a strain on the eyes (also it's very tumblr haha)

 

WYR be a nun or a crazy cat lady? (Asexual stereotypes lmao)

[Louis On Air]

Cat lady

 

WYR live in the Pixar universe or the Tarantinoverse?

[Zema]

Pixar universe. Much less likely to die there.

 

WYR have a terrible smartphone, or a brickphone?

[Louis On Air]

Brickphone. At least it does one purpose very well.

My old smartphone was slow so it did nothing well and I never got used to it in the two years I had it.

 

WYR ride atop an Indian train or a wild elephant?

[Quinoa]

Wild elephant!

Would you rather have a life time supply of chocolate or a life time supply of macaroni and cheese?

[Tris]

Chocolate.

 

Would you rather go to the Moon or Mars?

[Louis On Air]

Mars

 

WYR go to Europa or Titan?

[Zema]

Titan. Looking up into the sky and seeing Saturn's rings would just be amazing .

 

WYR be a unicorn or a dragon?

[Cassiopeia]

Dragon

 

WYR be able to read minds or to manipulate people's thoughts?

[Tris]

Read minds.

 

WYR have telekinesis or teleportation as an innate skill?

[Louis On Air]

Teleportation 

 

WYR go to an afterlife or be reincarnated?

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

reincarnation

 

Would you rather live in the Star Trek universe or the Star Wars universe

[Louis On Air]

Star Wars

 

WYR Be on the FilthyFrank show or get arrested by the Content Cop

 

If you don't know what they are watch these

Spoiler

 

 

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[Louis On Air]

Really good at one thing.

 

WYR go Canadian wilderness camping or Trek the Tokyo Megalopolis?

[Blackscarlet666]

Canadian wilderness

 

would you rather get married or have to go on  10 dates with your worst enemy

[James White]

I'd get married to help someone immigrate to my country. 

 

WYR

trip on a crack in the sidewalk, barely stopping yourself from falling over in view of like forty random people

OR

accidentally make awkward eye contact with someone on a bus several times? They're sitting in the seat right in front of you and clearly want to be left alone.

[Untamed Heart]

I'd rather nearly fall over in front of random people. Less chance of being awkward and pissing someone off at the same time.

 

WYR be the villain in a hit movie and have a really short time on screen so nobody really remembers you, or the hero in a movie which turns into a massive flop at the box office?

(sorry this isn't a very good one )

[James White]

If I'm a good villain in a good movie, I can complain that the screenwriters and director underused my talent. Less of a stain on my acting cred than if I'm the face of a movie that sucks. As that villain, I'd at least have a chance not to get type-cast into dumb roles.

 

WYR move to (and have to find work / housing / an education on) South Georgia or Jan Mayen?