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  1. Welcome to the Vulcan office, nothing but reason and logic here, no emotions, no sympathy, very little relatability , have fun I wish I had a pet cat
  2. Banned for being the meter reader, I only parked my TARDIS there for a moment I swear
  3. The Holy Bible - by James Patterson
  4. An aromantic-asexual points out that marrying the first man you meet, the day you met them, might not be a good idea. With a superhuman amount of restraint she manages not to say "I told you so" at the end. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ (and what about books? Because why not) A rich child, who believes in fairies, kidnaps a police-woman and keeps her prisoner in the basement. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ It isn't just physical prowess and lots of muscles that make a man a powerful force for good. It is kindness, determination, and intelligence.........that get the man the muscles and physical prowess he needs to be a powerful force for good. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
  5. Wait, is there a downside???? This sounds like a dream come true, I can learn everything and not be poor. WHere do I sign up??? Can I do research study and projects too. Maybe I'd get a little tired of it, but I think I can live with this You get a million dollars and a secretary, but everything you write, including by hand and typing, for the next five years, must be dictated to your secretary instead. No more jotting down notes, no more private stories for your eyes only, no more alone time on arocalypse.
  6. Banned because however much I agree that puns are awesome, this is the banning thread and everyone has to be banned for something
  7. Steam is no longer available in Australia and New Zealand, I hope you're happy I wish my teeth were straight
  8. Granted, the airport is completely flooded, but because it is out of fuel it has to land. It crashes fairly gently, and no one is hurt. But the water is so deep you all have to paddle kyaks the whole distance, with your luggage in the back trying to fall out. I wish a sequal to Skyrim
  9. (Oops, sorry Louis force of habbit, I had a childhood friend called Louise and my fingers practically type it on their own) Granted, of course it is because everyone, including you, has been turned to stone and will never move or type again. I wish I had a decent pair of sunglasses
  10. No. A million dollars but you will become immortal, you will never die even if you want to. Even when the world ends and everyone is gone.
  11. Banned for taking the cosine and going of on a tangent
  12. I think it's a group of fruit and vegetables. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I think it's a banana tree
  13. Banned because don't pull the trigger, I surrender.
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