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Everything posted by Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion

  1. Welcome to the Vulcan office, nothing but reason and logic here, no emotions, no sympathy, very little relatability , have fun I wish I had a pet cat
  2. Banned for being the meter reader, I only parked my TARDIS there for a moment I swear
  3. The Holy Bible - by James Patterson
  4. An aromantic-asexual points out that marrying the first man you meet, the day you met them, might not be a good idea. With a superhuman amount of restraint she manages not to say "I told you so" at the end. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ (and what about books? Because why not) A rich child, who believes in fairies, kidnaps a police-woman and keeps her prisoner in the basement. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ It isn't just physical prowess and lots of muscles that make a man a powerful force for good. It is kindness, determination, and intelligence.........that get the man the muscles and physical prowess he needs to be a powerful force for good. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ hehehe Then of course we have it's evil brother: Dick jokes and gore
  5. Wait, is there a downside???? This sounds like a dream come true, I can learn everything and not be poor. WHere do I sign up??? Can I do research study and projects too. Maybe I'd get a little tired of it, but I think I can live with this You get a million dollars and a secretary, but everything you write, including by hand and typing, for the next five years, must be dictated to your secretary instead. No more jotting down notes, no more private stories for your eyes only, no more alone time on arocalypse.
  6. Banned because however much I agree that puns are awesome, this is the banning thread and everyone has to be banned for something
  7. Steam is no longer available in Australia and New Zealand, I hope you're happy I wish my teeth were straight
  8. Granted, the airport is completely flooded, but because it is out of fuel it has to land. It crashes fairly gently, and no one is hurt. But the water is so deep you all have to paddle kyaks the whole distance, with your luggage in the back trying to fall out. I wish a sequal to Skyrim
  9. (Oops, sorry Louis force of habbit, I had a childhood friend called Louise and my fingers practically type it on their own) Granted, of course it is because everyone, including you, has been turned to stone and will never move or type again. I wish I had a decent pair of sunglasses
  10. No. A million dollars but you will become immortal, you will never die even if you want to. Even when the world ends and everyone is gone.
  11. Banned for taking the cosine and going of on a tangent
  12. I think it's a group of fruit and vegetables. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I think it's a banana tree
  13. Banned because don't pull the trigger, I surrender.
  14. I think it's a close up of a river. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I think it's a clock on the side of a building. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++= I am not really confident, but I think it's David Tennant sitting in a chair and he seems 😠. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ What I wouldn't give for a look at the algorithms they are using *drools*
  15. Not banned for being a member of the Being Nice to Bovines Brigade
  16. It is glued to your hand, with a special type of superglue that can never be removed, and sticks to the new skin that grows, so it will never come off ever. I wish I could stay constantly awake, and I didn't need to sleep,
  17. No You get half a million dollars every year, for the rest of your life. But every year you have to drink a cup of donated human blood. No one else has to know, no one will judge you, and the blood is spare, no one will die because of this, but you also can't disguise it in any way or change the taste
  18. It is super engaging, because it is a training academy for criminals, where she will learn such skills as pocket-picking, breaking and entering, getaway driving, and manufacturing meth. I wish my house were larger
  19. Banned for giving the cows hot water bottles
  20. They don't do that anymore, and you are left alone, corrupting your own wishes I wish I didn't have a cold
  21. You can, and you love it so much that is is all you do, day and night. Until finally the server collapses under all the images. Arocolypse goes down and can never be recovered. I wish my kitchen didn't keep getting invaded by ants
  22. Banned for trying to make frozen cream by freezing cows
  23. Banned for freezing a bottle of ordinary cream and licking it like a popsicle
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