I'd rather ... than get Married

[Ace of Amethysts]

I'd rather become immortal than get married.

[Costati]

I'd rather be friend with the pope than get married  (this game is fun)

[purple.dragon]

I'd rather stop being creative than get married

[James White]

I'd rather eat a knuckle sandwich than get married.

And I'm vegetarian, so that's saying even more than it usually would.

[Guest]

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[Neir]

I would rather go to a wedding for free food than spend the money to get married myself

[Ace of Amethysts]

I'd rather eat free wedding food than catch the bouquet.

[Berry]

I rather take the stairs all the way up to the top of the 1,341 tallest building than get married 

[Guest]

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[Tired-Sparo]

I would rather own an animal shelter than get married

[karnzter]

I'd rather hopefully win the current record-breaking lottery jackpot and use the winnings to:

• pay all my debts to my parents
• pay-off all of my family's loans and debts
• get my mother her dream car
• purchase the vacant lot next to our house
• renovate/remodel/repair the current house and expand and paint it using the purchased lot
• make an office for the family business
• invest in a food-based franchise(s)
• donate to our charities of choice
• get back to that weight-loss program that I abruptly stopped more than 4 years ago
• get a gym and yoga membership
• go back to therapy
• have me and everyone in my family get a general check-up
• fix and upgrade my grandparents' house (as promised to my late grandfather)
• have a new PC build that's up-to-date with the current hardwares in the market
• travel to Japan, Singapore, South Korea, Norway, Italy, France, Canada and Hong Kong as a family or alone
• watch my/our very first live Singapore Grand Prix (even better if it's in the Paddock Club)
• and split the remaining money equally with my family and put it in our respective savings

than get married.

[RoseTylerFan]

I'd rather visit another planet than get married or had a romantic relationship.

[Indigo]

i'd rather my parents continuously ask when i'm gonna find someone than get married.

[Berry]

I’d rather fall of my bed every morning than get married 

[NotHeartless]

I'd rather live as nomad than get married.

Edited January 3, 2021 by NotHeartless
spelling error

[idreamofgenie]

I'd rather selfship than get married.

[BlueKumul]

I'd rather run in a marathon than get married.

[nonmerci]

8 hours ago, idreamofgenie said:

I'd rather selfship than get married.

Some people marry themselves so...

 

I'd rather run every morning than get married.

[Creampuff23]

I'd rather slip on bar soap in the shower than get married.

[The Angel of Eternity]

Well, I'm already married! (Not to another person, though)

 

Edit: From another perspective, one could say I'm in the process of Holy Matrimony.

[Espio]

I’d rather watch anime then get married 

[Vertigo]

i'd rather actually clean my room than get married 

[frutiger aro]

i'd rather sell all my organs than get married

[AllTimeBubble]

I would rather rob a bank and flee the country than get married 

[Kirakira]

Have a million dollars. I really want to be married so I can ruin all the traditions, scream I object, and wear jeans and a ratty sweatshirt. I’m just an immature jerk, so that’s how much I want to mess up my own wedding.