James White Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 On 7/11/2017 at 6:47 PM, Blackscarlet666 said: Id rather fight a lion then get married I'd rather be the unfortunate lion that has to fight someone named @Blackscarlet666 than get married. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackscarlet666 Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 3 hours ago, James said: I'd rather be the unfortunate lion that has to fight someone named @Blackscarlet666 than get married. LMAO this made my day. thank you @James 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apathetic Echidna Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 I would rather be in charge of a fast food deep fryer than get married 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Livbox Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 I would rather hug a giant spider than get married 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 I'd rather go to Mars to get married. Honestly, I'd probably be happy going to Mars specifically to avoid getting married. It's the perfect excuse to tell the stubborn, "hopeful" alloromantic in your life. "I'm sorry, but I can't marry you. My heart belongs to another: someone small and green with huge, black, soulless eyes. And they do such amazing things with their probing technology..." 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 1 hour ago, James said: "I'm sorry, but I can't marry you. My heart belongs to another: someone small and green with huge, black, soulless eyes. And they do such amazing things with their probing technology..." Guess if you're going to enuguage in alien behaviour it makes sense to do so with an actual behaviour. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 @Mark Good point. Let me just add "getting anally probed by Martian scientists" to the list of things I'd rather do than get married. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apathetic Echidna Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 I would rather go to an anti-vaccination rally wearing this on a t-shirt 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 I'd rather swim to an island (in the middle of the ocean, mind you), across big water, ocean water, than get married. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Amethysts Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 I'd rather watch James in a swordfight than get married. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamwiseLovesLife Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 On 01/07/2017 at 11:16 PM, Untamed Heart said: As in, I'd rather take a bath each week in a tub full of ice cream than get married? Every time it was chocolate you'd get out like a mud monster.. I'd chase little kids around 3 hours ago, Ace of Amethysts said: I'd rather watch James in a swordfight than get married. I'd rather BE in a swordfight than get married (any kind of sword fight ) On 24/09/2017 at 8:52 AM, James said: @Mark Good point. Let me just add "getting anally probed by Martian scientists" to the list of things I'd rather do than get married. TBH it depends how gentle they are, i mean who says this is a bad thing? I think it's just alien foreplay.. But yeah, definately better than marriage On 24/09/2017 at 7:28 AM, James said: And they do such amazing things with their probing technology..." ^ this. I'm at work and literally had a fit of giggles that got me strange looks *wipes tear* 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 3 hours ago, SamwiseLovesLife said: I'd rather BE in a swordfight than get married THAT CAN BE ARRANGED 3 hours ago, SamwiseLovesLife said: (any kind of sword fight ) Are there martian scientists involved? 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untamed Heart Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 This sounds like the plot development for an 80s style cheesy movie 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 19 hours ago, Untamed Heart said: This sounds like the plot development for an 80s style cheesy movie I'd rather be trapped in a polar research station over winter with a murderous shapeshifting alien than get married. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 On 03/10/2017 at 6:24 PM, James said: I'd rather swim to an island (in the middle of the ocean, mind you), across big water, ocean water, than get married. Tristan da Cunha awaits you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Amethysts Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 I'd rather browse random gifs than get married. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apathetic Echidna Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 I'd rather trip and gouge a chunk of flesh from my achilles tendon region with my other foot's big toe, then bleed and ruin a perfectly good dhurrie (I'm hoping some soaking in cold power can save it still!) than get married. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Amethysts Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 I'd rather take @Apathetic Echidna to the hospital after that than get married. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeltaAro Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 I rather organize a sham-marriage for @Apathetic Echidna than get married. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sarcastic kitten Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 I'd rather giving up on cuddling cute kittens than getting married... 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
time-is-ticking Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 2 hours ago, sarcastic kitten said: I'd rather giving up on cuddling cute kittens than getting married... I could never give up cuddling cute kittens 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Amethysts Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 I'd rather pet Hilda ( @Momo's cat) than get married. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apathetic Echidna Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 I would rather be left in charge of a buffet table in a room with @Kickaxe and @Zemaddog 's dogs after being told 'don't feed the dogs' 3 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 @Apathetic Echidna wow that takes some commitment. I'd rather write a six-page paper on amatonormativity in two hours than get married. Every day. Forever. 4 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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