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1 minute ago, Ace of Amethysts said:

I'd rather eat fancy dinners than get married. :P

 

Case in point, I'm going to have breakfast out tomorrow morning. Hopefully it's a nice day for a walk afterwards.

 

16 minutes ago, SamwiseLovesLife said:

I want to know everything you'd rather do than get Married..

 

Can I make a list of things I'd not rather do than get married? It'd probably be a shorter list.

 

Anyway, here goes: I'd rather cuddle my cat than cuddle my wife.

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14 minutes ago, Momo said:

Can I make a list of things I'd not rather do than get married? It'd probably be a shorter list.

I almost asked this but doubted anyone would answer :rofl:

 

I'd rather take a shower outdoors (have done) tgm

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1 hour ago, Untamed Heart said:

As in, I'd rather take a bath each week in a tub full of ice cream than get married? :P 

Who WOULDN'T want to do that?

 

Other than the lactose intolerant, I suppose.

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4 hours ago, James said:

Who WOULDN'T want to do that?

 

Other than the lactose intolerant, I suppose.

 

To be honest, it seems kind of sticky and uncomfortable. And I feel like the ice cream would get dirty. It just seems like a sub-optimal method of ice cream consumption. I'd still rather do it than get married, though :P

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15 hours ago, Shroomie said:

 

To be honest, it seems kind of sticky and uncomfortable. And I feel like the ice cream would get dirty. It just seems like a sub-optimal method of ice cream consumption. I'd still rather do it than get married, though :P

Pretend you're like a modern day version of Cleopatra ;) 

I'd rather hug a cactus covered in sandpaper than get married :P 

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On 03/07/2017 at 4:31 AM, DeltaV said:

I rather switch to ed * as my editor than get married.

This is a really big call. You are a masochist, sir. 

 

I'd rather see the world than get married. 

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23 hours ago, Momo said:

This is a really big call. You are a masochist, sir.

Currently, I use vim, so that's already spartan but of course totally usable compared to ed.
 

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I like the colors of the icon... remembers me of something.

 

I wonder if there is any situation where ed could be handy...? A seriously broken terminal?

On 7/6/2017 at 0:46 AM, Momo said:

I'd rather see the world than get married. 

You're doing it wrong! :D

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8 hours ago, DeltaV said:

I wonder if there is any situation where ed could be handy...?

An actual TTY, which only goes forward and never back. 

 

8 hours ago, DeltaV said:

You're doing it wrong! :D

Story of my life. But if I was married I wouldn't have money to travel. 

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13 hours ago, Momo said:

An actual TTY, which only goes forward and never back. 

Yes, of course. But speaking of today, I can't imagine a situation where ed could be useful...

13 hours ago, Momo said:

Story of my life. But if I was married I wouldn't have money to travel. 

Depends on who you would marry.

 

But what you did wrong is that you put something you like before the “rather”. So you have been disqualified. :P

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