Why does the above post offend you?

[One-Eyed Jack]

I'm sincerely and forthrightly offended.

[Star Girl]

I'm offended you did not justify why you were offended.

[BionicPi]

I'm offended you think offense must be based purely on rational thinking. 

[Blackscarlet666]

I'm offended because I can be.

[Momo]

I'm offended by your self importance. 

[Blackscarlet666]

I'm offended because your offended about my self importance.

[Livbox]

I'm offended that you said "your" instead of "you're"

[Arocalypse]

I'm offended that you have 0 posts. Speak with us around the forums!

[Blackscarlet666]

I'm offended that  you're pushing people to be active

[Momo]

I'm offended you don't care if you have anyone who cares to reply to you.

[breaddd]

I'm offended that your username only has 2 letters. Letter diversity is important.

[Zema]

I'm offended your name has the same letter three times in a row.

[SamwiseLovesLife]

1 hour ago, Zemaddog said:

I'm offended your name has the same letter three times in a row.

I'm offended by your letter discrimination

[Blackscarlet666]

I'm offended that you are assuming that she is being discriminative 

[Momo]

On 29/08/2017 at 11:54 AM, breaddd said:

I'm offended that your username only has 2 letters. Letter diversity is important.

Allow me to offend you further by presenting the name in the original Japanese: もも

 

Only one letter!

 

On 30/08/2017 at 11:26 AM, Blackscarlet666 said:

I'm offended that you are assuming that she is being discriminative 

I'm offended that you assume that we assume that...

[TheAP]

I'm offended that you want to offend people further when they're already offended.

[Blackscarlet666]

I'm offended because that was clever and I probably wouldn't of thought of that.

[TheAP]

I'm offended that you think I'm clever.  

[Blackscarlet666]

I'm extremely offenened because tounges are gross

[James White]

I'm offended because the insides of mouths are gross. Tongues included, you hypocrite.

[Apathetic Echidna]

I'm offended you find a food receptacle gross. 

[Lie-RennyValkyrie_]

I am offended because your profile picture looks like an echidna rug and I hate when people make animal skin rugs.

[Guest]

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[Ace of Amethysts]

I'm offended because you don't have an avatar.

[Zae]

I'm offended that you use a pokémon gif as your avatar~