Why does the above post offend you?

[roboticanary]

I'm offended that I had to read the word offended three times in one sentance

[A User]

I'm offended that the O word was used twice.

[DivineCyst]

im offended you didn't want the O word used more than twice

[A User]

I'm offended you think that way

[nonmerci]

I'm offended that this discussion isn't going anywhere.

[Acecream]

I’m offended by your lack of trust

[Kayli31]

I'm offended because everyone else is offended, and I hate feeling left out.

[mossy]

I'm offended because you made me feel like I'm missing out, too.

[roboticanary]

I'm offended this comment didn't get a reply for over half a year

[Bumble_Bee_]

I'm also offended that comment didn't get replies for over half a year

[Arsenic]

I am offended because everyone else seems to have something to be offended and I don't

[Guest]

I’m offended because…. I don’t know what i’m offended of?

[MaxIsCosmic]

I'm offended that your not offended 

[Samu]

I’m offended because you’re offended by coco not being offended

[Thiel]

I am offended because you didn't capitalized Coco's name

[A User]

I'm offended that Coco sounds like Coconut

[alto]

I'm offended that your username has two words in it, A User.

[roboticanary]

I'm offended that alto's profile pic is a less fancy bird than mine

[MaxIsCosmic]

I'm offended that you are offended the by the fanciest of birds alto has for her profile pic 

[roboticanary]

I'm offended that you are lacking in any birds in your profile

[Bumble_Bee_]

I'm offended that you used 7 words that have three letters or less

[DeltaAro]

I’m offended that you use numerals and do not spell numbers out in full.

[alto]

I am offended by the coat of arms in Delta's profile pic.

[MaxIsCosmic]

I'm offended that my mom wont let me have ramen at 11:24 at night 

[roboticanary]

i'm offended that while in theory I could eat whatever I want at 11:24 at night I'm getting older and am usually knackered by 10.