Why does the above post offend you?

[Zema]

I'm offended you think you're some sort of goddess.

[Arocalypse]

I'm offended you say that as if it's not obvious that I am.

[Ace of Amethysts]

I`m offended because a trash can is not a Pokemon.

[Arocalypse]

I'm offended because you didn't take into account pokemon hiding in trash cans.

[Adrienne]

I'm offended that you think Pokémons have bank accounts

[Ace of Amethysts]

I`m offended because Japanese doesn`t have plural forms.

[Arocalypse]

I'm offended you brought poor Japan into this thread.

[TheAP]

I'm offended you think Japan is poor.

[Arocalypse]

I'm offended that you didn't state your reasoning on that. I mean what kind of post is that? Can you imagine if I went into tumblr or reddit and was like "Cats r offensive"? I would get mauled, especially for not offering a reason why cats are offensive. So to now have you say this, that you're offended by my poor Japan statement, without any sort of rhyme or reason to your post is kind of confounding. And I thought I was Arocalypse's shitposter. You better not be taking my position away. I'm so offended that I would fight you in a shitpost war for the title.

[Euracil]

I'm offended because your post is too long.

[Arocalypse]

I'm offended that you don't explain how long is too long for a post.

[Adrienne]

I'm offended that you don't know how long too long is automatically

[TheAP]

I'm offended you expect everyone to know everything automatically.

[Arocalypse]

I'm offended because that's quite a double standard you have there

[TheAP]

I'm offended that you don't post evidence of this double standard.

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[Ace of Amethysts]

I'm not offended.

[Zema]

I'm offended that you're not offended. 

[Arocalypse]

I'm offended you weren't harsher with Screw A not following the rules

[Ace of Amethysts]

I'm offended because that's not my name.

[omitef]

I'm offended because you have a name.

[Zema]

I'm offended you think people shouldn't have names.

[Arocalypse]

6 hours ago, Ace of Amethysts said:

I'm offended because that's not my name.

I'm offended by your change but also I'm going to keep calling you screw a because it has charm to it

 

im offended z thinks we deserve names

[Ace of Amethysts]

I'm offended by your decision to do so.

[brsajo]

I'm offended.