Why does the above post offend you?

[Shroomie]

I'm offended you didn't provide a reason for your offence.

[brsajo]

I'm offended you can't read between the lines and understand my implied reasoning.

[Shroomie]

I'm offended you expect me to know what you mean when you didn't even say it when I have enough trouble understanding what people do say

[TheAP]

I'm offended by the length of your offense reason.

[Arocalypse]

I'm offended you killed the thread again

[sarcastic kitten]

I'm offended that you pointed that it killed the thread even if it was the right thing to do.

[Arocalypse]

1 hour ago, sarcastic kitten said:

I'm offended that you pointed that it killed the thread even if it was the right thing to do.

I'm offended by your thread masochism.

[sarcastic kitten]

19 minutes ago, Space Triangle Goddess said:

I'm offended by your thread masochism.

 

I'm offended by your masochismphobia

[Zema]

I'm offended you would find phobias offensive.

[Arocalypse]

I'm offended that you don't

[rivkael]

i'm offended that Space triangle Goddess's papos in their signature are squished

[Ace of Amethysts]

@rivkael Prepare yourself...

[rivkael]

im offended that someone felt the need to change their username to get away from my accusations

[SamwiseLovesLife]

I'm offended that you just said arctic potatoes.. What about tropical potatoes?

[Ace of Amethysts]

I'm offended that you didn't just include all potatoes.

[Arocalypse]

I'm offended you don't include apples.

[One-Eyed Jack]

My offendedness is apple-icable to you.

[Arocalypse]

I'm offended by puns

[One-Eyed Jack]

You are punnished for offending me.

[Arocalypse]

3 hours ago, Arocalypse said:

I'm offended by puns

 

[One-Eyed Jack]

I'm offended that you quoted instead of finding something new to be offended by. Hmph!

[Arocalypse]

I'm offended that you expected effort from me

[One-Eyed Jack]

I'm effortfully offended.

[Zae]

I'm offended that you waste so much energy on being offended~

[Arocalypse]

I'm offended by the hypocrisy of your offense