The Google Translate Game

[DannyFenton123]

Inspired by Malinda Kathleen Reese (look her up, she's hilarious) I present to you the Google Translate game! Simply run the lyrics of any song through several languages with copy paste in Google Translate and see what you come up with. For example:

 

The original 'Love Love Love' by Of Monsters and Men:

Spoiler

Well, maybe I'm a crook for stealing your heart away
Yeah, maybe I'm a crook for not caring for it
Yeah, maybe I'm a bad, bad, bad, bad person
Well, baby, I know.

And these fingertips
Will never run through your skin
And those bright blue eyes
Can only meet mine across the room filled with people that are less important than you.

All 'cause you love, love, love
When you know I can't love
You love, love, love
When you know I can't love
You love, love, love
When you know I can't love you

 

'Love Love Love' run through Latin, Xhosa and Irish':

Spoiler

 

But, perhaps, due to legislation, your heart,
Yes, but I have a father in mammon and followed,
Yeah, maybe I'm evil, then evil for evil, evil
Yes, children, I know.

This result
Is your skin by applying the failure
A bright green Eye,
One underground than you would be in my room full of people.

Kollha love, love
As you are aware, you love it?
Do you love your, love, love
As you are aware, you love it?
Do you love your, love, love
Knowing that he can love?

 

 

The original 'Giant Woman' from Steven Universe:

Spoiler

All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman,
A giant woman
All I wanna be is someone who gets to see a giant woman
All I wanna do is help you turn into a giant woman
A giant woman!

All I wanna be is someone who gets to see a giant woman
Oh, I know it'll be great and I just can't wait to see the
person you are together
If you give it a chance you can do a huge dance, because
you are a giant woman

You might even like being together and if you don't it won't
be forever
But if it were me I'd really wanna be a giant woman,
A giant woman!
All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman.

 

'Giant Woman' butchered by Google Translate:

Spoiler

I still want to wish everyone a great man return,
Those Men
You should take a great man to see
I do this all the help which is very
Those Men!

Everyone will see all of you that I am a great woman
Oh, I know that I can not wait to get in, I would be great
Everyone comes together
If they give them a tremendous opportunity to dance,
If you are a great man

If not, you may want to accompany you
When
But I, though, it'd be a really great,
Those Men!
You, will turn into a man.

Enjoy!

[techno]

This is hilarious.

 

The original "Submarines" by The Lumineers:

Spoiler

I believe submarines
Underneath deep blue seas
Saw the flags: Japanese
No one will believe me

Ran back to the town bar
And I told the people how
I had seen the submarine
And everyone laughed aloud

I did spy periscopes
Dead of night on the eastern coast
The police made them jokes
Told me I'd seen a ghost

Everyone thinks I'm a liar
No one knows the truth
If it was a bigger fire
I would be on the roof

Ships will rust in Baldwin Bay
(Let me go!)
No one trusts what I say
(I don't know!)
Oh my God, no one paid
(Attention!)
Overnight my hair turned gray
(Oh oh oh!)

In the end it boils down to credibility
I had none, so I will die with the secrets of the sea

Submarine

 

"Submarines" run through Catalan, Polish, and Romanian:

Spoiler

I submarine
According to the blue sea
He saw flags: Japan
Nobody will believe me
He ran back to the bar
I tell people that
He saw submarine
And everyone laughed
periscopes spy
Middle East Night East Coast
Police made jokes
He said he saw a ghost
Everyone thinks I'm a liar
Nobody knows the truth
If it was a big fire
I was on the roof
Boats with blasting Baldwin Bay
(Let's go!)
Nobody believes what I say
(I do not know!)
Oh, God, no one paid
(Warning)
At night, my hair is gray
(Oh, oh, oh!)
Ultimately, it comes down to credibility
I was not, so I will die of the secrets of the sea
underwater

 

[DannyFenton123]

Here is part of 'Devil's Dance Floor' by Flogging Molly:

Spoiler

Her breath began to speak 
As she stood right in front of me 
The colour of her eyes 
Were the colour of insanity 
Crushed beneath her wave 
Like a ship, I could not reach her shore 
We're all just dancers on the Devil's Dance Floor

Well swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o 
Swing a little more, a little more next to me 
Swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o 
Swing a little more, on the Devil's Dance Floor

Here is the translated piece (I'm sorry):

Spoiler

His breathing started talking about
As But Ben in front of me
The eye color
They were the color of insanity
Squashed under your Onda
As a boat, I could reach the coast
We all sound dancers in Dancer Floor Devil

Well balance sheet a little more, a little more o'er the merryone
Balancing a little more, slightly closer to me
Balancing a little more, somewhat more o'er the merryone
Balancing a little more, on Devil Dance Floor

Here is a video of me singing part of this song because why the hell not:

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/4WulFvXSECc

 

[Kerfluffle]

The original "Ace of Spades" by Motorhead:

Spoiler

If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man,
You win some, lose some it's all the same to me,
The pleasure is to play, it makes no difference what you say,
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is,
The Ace of Spades, the Ace of Spades.

Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil,
Going with the flow, it's all a game to me,
Seven or eleven, snake eyes watching you,
Double up or quit, doubles take or split,
The Ace of Spades, the Ace of Spades.

You know I'm going to lose, and gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't want to live forever,
And don't forget the joker!

Pushing up the ante, I know you've got to see me,
Read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again,
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die,
The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be,
The Ace Of Spades, the Ace of Spades.

 

"Ace of Spades" run through Spanish, Swedish, and Japanese:

Spoiler

If you want to play, say I am your man,
You know, it's the same for me, but some win, you lose a few
Regardless of pleasure, what you say, not to play,
I am the only card I need, not sharing your greed,
Ace of spade, ace of spade.

It plays too high and dances with the devil
Go with the flow, everything is a game for me,
Seven or eleven, snake's eyes, you looking at you
Double take or split, double or quit,
Ace of spade, ace of spade.

You know that I will lose, for gambling fool,
But it seems I like that baby
I do not want to live forever
And do not forget the joker!

Pushing up the ante, I know you are watching me,
Screaming with Lee, the dead hand Again,
I will check out and see it with your eyes will die,
The only thing you see is that you know it is,
Ace of spade, ace of spade.

 

[paporomantic]

Disclaimer: the attempt in my below post has turned out much funnier.

 

The original 'Hard Rock Hallelujah' by Lordi as written by Tomi Petteri Putaansuu, Sampsa Petteri Astala, Niko Arto Hurme, Jussi Antero Sydanmaa and Leena Maria Peisa.

Spoiler

Hard Rock Hallelujah!

The saints are crippled
On this sinners' night
Lost are the lambs with no guiding light

The walls come down like thunder
The rocks about to roll
It's The Arockalypse
Now bare your soul

All we need is lightning
With power and might
Striking down the prophets of false
As the moon is rising
Give us the sign
Now let us rise up in awe

Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
Demons and angels all in one have arrived
Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
In God's creation supernatural high

The true believers
Thou shall be saved
Brothers and sisters keep strong in the faith
On the day of Rockoning
It's who dares, wins
You will see the jokers soon'll be the new kings

All we need is lightning
With power and might
Striking down the prophets of false
As the moon is rising
Give us the sign
Now let us rise up in awe

Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
Demons and angels all in one have arrived
Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
In God's creation supernatural high

Wings on my back
I got horns on my head
My fangs are sharp
And my eyes are red
Not quite an angel
Or the one that fell
Now choose to join us or go straight to Hell

Hard Rock Hallelujah!

Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
Demons and angels all in one have arrived
Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
In God's creation supernatural high

 

Run through Ukrainian, Simplified Chinese, Hungarian, Japanese, Esperanto, Khmer, Czech, Vietnamese, Russian, Spanish:

Spoiler

 

Hard Rock Hallelujah!

 

hermit insufficiency
guilty night
Not sent Ramusuno Loss

 

thunder wall
Rolling Stone Top
Arockalypse
Now that he has created his soul

 

Thunder is needed
Strength and power
Down in the prophets
As a result of growth this month
we wait
We are in fear

 

Hard Rock Hallelujah Angels Bring Tyne
Devils and angels
Hard Rock Hallelujah Angels Bring Tyne
For the supernatural creatures of God

 

Catholic
Must be stored
Brothers and sisters in the faith is still strong
today Rockoning
Who dares triumphs
You, as the new king of ace soon'll

 

Thunder is needed
Strength and power
Down in the prophets
As a result of growth this month
we wait
We are in fear

 

Hard Rock Hallelujah Angels Bring Tyne
Devils and angels
Hard Rock Hallelujah Angels Bring Tyne
For the supernatural creatures of God

 

around
I have a corner on the top of my head
My teeth are sharp
Then his eyes were red.
This is not an angel
or fall
Now that you have decided to participate directly or hell

 

Hard Rock Hallelujah!

 

Hard Rock Hallelujah Angels Bring Tyne
Devils and angels
Hard Rock Hallelujah Angels Bring Tyne
For the supernatural creatures of God

 

 

Google Translate is so advanced that it has saved almost all the meaning  (well, it's partly because religious terms are unambiguous in most languages).

[paporomantic]

'Black Widow' performed by Iggy Azalea ft Rita Ora (trigger warning: romance) as written by Katy Perry, Amethyst Amelia Kelly, Sarah Hudson, Tor Erik Hermansen, Mikkel Storleer Eriksen and Benjamin Levin.

Spoiler

(Chorus)

 

I'm gonna love you
Until you hate me
And I'm gonna show you
What's really crazy
You should've known better
Then to mess with me harder
I'm gonna love you, I'm gonna love you
Gonna love you, gonna love you
Like a black widow, baby

 

(Verse 1)

This twisted cat and mouse game always starts the same
First we're both down to play then somehow you go astray
We went from nothing to something liking to loving
It was us against the world now we just ****ing
It's like I loved you so much and now I just hate you
Feeling stupid for all the time that I gave you
I wanted all or nothing for us ain't no place in between
By me believing what you say that you never mean
Like It'll last for ever but now forever ain't as long
If it wasn't for you I wouldn't be stuck singing this song
You was different from my last but now you got a mirror
But as it all plays out I see it couldn't be clearer
Now sing

 

(Pre-chorus)

You used to be thirsty for me
But now you wanna be set free
This is the web, the web that you weave
So baby now rest in peace (It's all over with now)

 

(Chorus)

I'm gonna love you
Until you hate me
And I'm gonna show you
What's really crazy
You should've known better
Then to mess with me, harder
I'm gonna love you, I'm gonna love you
Gonna love you, gonna love you
Like a black widow, baby

 

(Verse 2)

I'm gonna love you until it hurts
Just to get you I'm doing whatever works
You'd have never met nobody
That will do you how I do ya
That will bring you to your knees
Praise Jesus hallelujah
Imma make you beg for it, plead for it
Till you feel like you breath for it
Till you do any and everything for it
I want you to fiend for it
Wake up and dream for it
Till it's got you gasping for air
And you leave for it
Til then you have a cat scan and you can check your mind
And there's nothing but me on it
Now it's me time believe that
If it's yours when you want it
I wouldn't promise I need that
Till I'm everywhere that you be at
I can't fall back go quick
'Cause this here is fatal attraction so I take it all or I don't want s***

 

(Pre-chorus)

You used to be thirsty for me
But now you wanna be set free
This is the web, the web that you weave
So baby now rest in peace (It's all over with now)

 

(Chorus)

I'm gonna love you
Until you hate me
And I'm gonna show you
What's really crazy
You should've known better
Then to mess with me harder
I'm gonna love you, I'm gonna love you
Gonna love you, gonna love you
Like a black widow, baby

 

Run through Malayalam, Georgian, Portuguese, Hawaiian, Shona, Swahili, Traditional Chinese, Maori, Yoruba, Korean, Xhosa, Belarusian

Spoiler

 

(Chorus)

 

And paint.
No hatred end?
I see the time,
The reason for this is that if
I only know Bora
If ka'ino?
Very, I love you!
product requirements are gonna'll
Jane Black Milk

 

(Verse 1)

 

Hi Park cash commission
Australia beats his sister, cargo
KK spending items
This wildly Chennai
The brothers who hate you, I hate them
All brands of inspired Creator Kat
And I'm one of the most competitive, and says he wants to
Jewelry, personal
August last loss, he said, but
Nia, I will cause a drop in milk bags
Keira me, but we can not relax, not enough glass
But they can throw you, I തെളിച്ചമുള്ളതാകും
Mezaji camp

 

(Pre-chorus)

 

the
Bar, Monkees
The development of the Internet in India
Although Naaman remaining child (from Lee High Camp outside Ethiopia)

 

(Chorus)

 

And paint.
No hatred end?
I see the time,
The reason for this is that if
I only know Bora
So, dinner
Very, I love you!
product requirements are gonna'll
Jane Black Milk

 

(Verse 2)

 

He's got a gun to Anne Frank House
Standing Renhe Li
Milk before
and people
knee
And General Amin.
Mary Works
And I think, I feel your breath
Furthermore,
business Saad
If his sleep and
heart
universal Zulu
I have to go to your heart, that the sexual origin 0 won NineManga.com
In addition, the product will
oh Eibar
Sugar in the morning,
Until last year,
And I Mali, Aili food
Salt Rudy honor freedom
"I Sihhi Lily and I, all that I have heard industry we'ole player

 

(Pre-chorus)

 

the
Bar, Monkees
The development of the Internet in India
Although Naaman remaining child (from Lee High Camp outside Ethiopia)

 

(Chorus)

 

And paint.
No hatred end?
I see the time,
The reason for this is that if
I only know Bora
If ka'ino?
Very, I love you!
product requirements are gonna'll
Jane Black Milk

 

 

[paporomantic]

[Not as funny] Travie McCoy ft Bruno Mars - 'Billionaire' as written by Ari Levine, Bruno Mars, Philip Lawrence and Travis Mccoy. 

Spoiler

I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad
Buy all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
Yeah, a different city every night oh right
I swear the world better prepare
For when I'm a billionaire

Yeah I would have a show like Oprah
I would be the host of, everyday Christmas
Give Travie a wish list
I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had s***
Give away a few Mercedes like here lady have this
And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
It's been a couple months that I've been single so
You can call me Travie Claus minus the Ho Ho
Get it, hehe, I'd probably visit where Katrina hit
And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
Yeah can't forget about me stupid
Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music

Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night oh right
I swear the world better prepare
For when I'm a billionaire
Oh ooh oh ooh for when I'm a billionaire
Oh ooh oh ooh for when I'm a billionaire

I'll be playing basketball with the President
Dunking on his delegates
Then I'll compliment him on his political etiquette
Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the five, twenties tens and bens completely separate
And yeah I'll be in a whole new tax bracket
We in recession but let me take a crack at it
I'll probably take whatever's left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
Eating good sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket pull out your wallet
And put it in the air and sing

I wanna be a billionaire so ****in' bad
Buy all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
Oh every time I close my eyes I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night all right
I swear the world better prepare for when I'm a billionaire
Oh ooh oh ooh for when I'm a billionaire
Oh ooh oh ooh for when I'm a billionaire

I wanna be a billionaire so ****in' bad!

 

Run through Thai, Spanish, Simplified Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Lao, Italian, Hindi, Finnish, Afrikaans, Zulu, Latin, Pashto, Sudanese, Malagasy, Tamil, German, Kazakh.

Spoiler

 

Sex billionaire.
I do everything.
Forbes.
Opuragua Lady smile.

 

Who was this
I saw the lights.
In fact, in some countries, changes that night.
I promise to be better prepared.
abayiziqumama

 

-Oprah Winfrey: Again, I want to show.
Christ is for us every day.
club
Angelina and Brad Pitt Street.
Dog mess ": I can not eat.
Mercedes has two daughters.
Finally, on the basis of.
And second, though.
You can call me Travie number.
We have the power and authority.
a lot of control.
I'm not foolish to forget.
Stop.

 

Who was this
I saw the lights.
Lunch group O.
I promise to be better prepared.
abayiziqumama

Ah, ah, ah, I thought.
Ah, ah, ah, I thought.

 

President of basketball
Enter your business
Information and political weekly.
A flight ".
For five years Abens 1020th
When you learn a new way.
I pull out of the crisis.
There is nothing you can do.
If the dollar. "
I am hungry, I do not know.
Eat Sleep.
We know the meaning of dreams.
Bag.
You also will be music in the air.

 

Sex billionaire.
I do everything.
Forbes.
Opuragua Lady smile.

Oh, and your eyes light up every time you see the name.
After another way, yes.
as well as the promise of a millionaire.
Ah, ah, ah, I thought.
Ah, ah, ah, I thought.

 

those who do not have a billionaire!

 

 

[DannyFenton123]

Haha @paporomantic, that was hilarious

 

Now I need to do a song that totally deserves the most awful butchering ever. Presenting the creepiest Christmas song ever, 'Baby It's Cold Outside'

Spoiler

I really can't stay, baby it's cold outside
I've got to go away, baby it's cold outside
The evening has been, been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice, I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice

My mother will start to worry, beautiful, what's your hurry?
Father will be pacing the floor, listen to the fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry, beautiful, please don't hurry
Maybe just a half a drink more, put some records on while I pour

The neighbors might think, baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink, no cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how, your eyes are like starlight now
To break this spell, I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell

I ought to say no, no, no - Mind if I move in closer?
At least…

Eww ewww ewww. Here's a much funnier version:

 

Spoiler

If it can not, the child's cold outside
I went and had a child outside on a cold
In the evening you: drop was hoping that
Very well, I will be holding hands as ice
My mother is beautiful, and begins to wonder, what is the cane?
My father would not even be here to hear the roar of the fire
So, really good, and there was a scurry, beautiful, simple,
When I poured the drink, perhaps only partially, some of the entries in
the neighbors might think that a child is sick
She told me to drink no taxis here
I now how the stars in his eyes, thoughts
To break the spell, I'll take your hat, your hair looks Campaign
I must say, no, no, no, I feel closeted, if not?
At least ...

 

[Zema]

Who here has been paying attention to the "We are number one" meme on youtube? Cause I badly translated the lyrics .

 

Original Lyrics:

 

"Are you, uh, a real villain?"
"Well, uh, technically... nah."
"Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?"
"Nah."
"Have you ever tried a disguise?"
"Nah, nah..."

"Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

 

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

 

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)

Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!
 

 

 

Badly translated lyrics:

 

"You, a real villain"
"Well, technically ... Na"
"Have you ever had a good man like a superhero?"
"Na"
"You tried to disguise yourself?
"No, Na ..."
"Well, I can see that I need to teach you how to be a bad guy!"

Oy!
We are the best
Oy!
We are the best

Now listen carefully
Here are some lessons learned equipment
It is in history
When you want to track fraud
You need to hunt superhero while flying
Follow my steps and lies
Be careful not to generate noise
(Shh)
(No, please do not touch it!)

We are the best
Oy!
We are the best
We are the best

Ha ha ha
Now I see this network, I found it only
When I say I'm going to get ready for the tent
jump!
(Give him, not to me!)
(Let's try another one)
Let's look and learn
Slip and banana peel slide.
(Ha ha ha, wheezing, what are you doing?

BARBA - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar
We are the best
Oy!
BARBA - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar
We are the best
BARBA - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar
We are the best
Oy!
BARBA - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar - Bar -
We are the best
Oy!
Oy!

[Mark]

I Want To Know What Love Is by Foreigner from November 1984.

 

Original Lyrics

Spoiler

I gotta take a little time

A little time to think things over
I better read between the lines
In case I need it when I'm older

Now this mountain I must climb
Feels like a world upon my shoulders
I through the clouds I see love shine
It keeps me warm as life grows colder

In my life there's been heartache and pain
I don't know if I can face it again
Can't stop now, I've traveled so far
To change this lonely life

I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know you can show me

I'm gonna take a little time
A little time to look around me
I've got nowhere left to hide
It looks like love has finally found me

In my life there's been heartache and pain
I don't know if I can face it again
I can't stop now, I've traveled so far
To change this lonely life

I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know you can show me

I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
And I wanna feel, I want to feel what love is
And I know, I know you can show me

Let's talk about love
I wanna know what love is, the love that you feel inside
I want you to show me, and I'm feeling so much love
I wanna feel what love is, no, you just cannot hide
I know you can show me, yeah

I wanna know what love is, let's talk about love
I want you to show me, I wanna feel it too
I wanna feel what love is, I want to feel it too
And I know and I know, I know you can show me
Show me love is real, yeah
I wanna know what love is...

 

English -> Russian -> Arabic -> Zulu -> Malay -> Maori -> English

Spoiler

I want to take some time
And the time to think about
I see fit between the lines
If you want it, when I

And this mountain and up
I think the world is on my shoulders
I'm in the clouds I see love shine
keep me warm as life grows cold

Tension and pain in my life
I do not know if I can take
Can not stop now, I have traveled so far
To change this lonely life

I want to know what love is
I want you to show me
I want to love
I know you can show me

I some time
A little time to look around me
not have been where I hide
Apparently last found love

Tension and pain in my life
I do not know if I can take
can not I stop, I will go so far
To change this lonely life

I want to know what love is
I want you to show me
I want to love
I know you can show me

I want to know what love is
I want you to show me
And I want to know, I want to love
I know, I know, when you can show me

Let's talk about love
I want to know what you love and love you feel in
I want you to show me, and I felt a lot of love
I love, but can not hide you
I know you can show me, yeah

I want to know what love is, let's talk about love
I want you to show me that I want to see it
I want to hear what you like, I want to see it
I know, I know, I know, when you can show me
Show me love is genuine, yeah
I want to know what love is ...

 

Here's where I sent it

Spoiler

http://www.gcmap.com/mapui?P=EGLL-UUDD-OEJN-FALE-WMKK-NZAA-NZPG-EGYP-KMCO-EGLL

 

[Ace of Amethysts]

On 20/11/2016 at 5:58 PM, DannyFenton123 said:

Haha @paporomantic, that was hilarious

 

Now I need to do a song that totally deserves the most awful butchering ever. Presenting the creepiest Christmas song ever, 'Baby It's Cold Outside'

  Reveal hidden contents

I really can't stay, baby it's cold outside
I've got to go away, baby it's cold outside
The evening has been, been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice, I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice

My mother will start to worry, beautiful, what's your hurry?
Father will be pacing the floor, listen to the fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry, beautiful, please don't hurry
Maybe just a half a drink more, put some records on while I pour

The neighbors might think, baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink, no cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how, your eyes are like starlight now
To break this spell, I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell

I ought to say no, no, no - Mind if I move in closer?
At least…

Eww ewww ewww. Here's a much funnier version:

 

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If it can not, the child's cold outside
I went and had a child outside on a cold
In the evening you: drop was hoping that
Very well, I will be holding hands as ice
My mother is beautiful, and begins to wonder, what is the cane?
My father would not even be here to hear the roar of the fire
So, really good, and there was a scurry, beautiful, simple,
When I poured the drink, perhaps only partially, some of the entries in
the neighbors might think that a child is sick
She told me to drink no taxis here
I now how the stars in his eyes, thoughts
To break the spell, I'll take your hat, your hair looks Campaign
I must say, no, no, no, I feel closeted, if not?
At least ...

 

That second one... lol.

 

As a test, a mangled Let it Go:

 

Snezana shining in the mountains overnight.
I was able to see the trail.
isolated kingdom
And it seems that I am the queen
The storm swirls like the wind barking at
Failed to protect;
God knows I've tried

Do not leave them.
not
Good girl, always
They do not hide
I do not know
Now, now you know,

It will be let go
I can not have more water

It will be let go
And the door closed behind her
I do not care
them
When the rage in the storm.
Cold for me not to interfere in any way

This way it's fun to see the schedule of distance
Look at this.
I fear to control me again
You can find me all

Time to see what I can do
To test the limits and rest,
There is no right, no problem, for me, there is no regulation
I am free!

It will be let go
I'm one with the wind and the sky
It will be let go
You can see tears
I am here.
I'm here
Storm of outrage

For me, the power of the country wind blows
My heart froze in a spiral around this fractal
I think crystallization of ice explosion
I will not return to the past

It will be let go
I will rise to shine
It will be let go
This girl is perfect
I am here.
Daylight
Storm of outrage

The cold does not bother me in any way!

 

New Romantics by Taylor Swift:

 

We are tired of everything.
We are all tired of everything.
wait
Train that is not coming only.
we show
Letters with different colors.
I think it's better

The young you?
However, we are devastating way.
Play dam
But we know what we do.
we cried
toilet spiral
Honey, life is one of the classes.

Because, my dear, I build a castle.
They threw me everything.
And every day is a struggle.
However, every night is like a dream.

Our children's new romance
come with me
Broken heart as the national anthem.
We are proud to sing
We are dancing too busy
We are tapping foot slightly.
Our children's new romance
The best people in life are free.

We are all here
Boys blazing brightly
We are back
Timing is everything
This is poker
It can be seen in my face.
But I played my own ace.

We need love
But we all want to be at risk.
share
Switching the country to save the changes
rumor
Be cruel
It is expensive, but most of it is true.

Because, my dear, I build a castle.
They threw me everything.
And every day is a struggle.
However, every night is like a dream.

Our children's new romance
come with me
Broken heart as the national anthem.
We are proud to sing
We are too busy dancing
To kick our feet
Our children's new romance
The best people in life are free.

So please come with me.
The best people in life are free.

I pray this.
Please let us dance
I am romantic, please be lonely. (This is romantic)

Because, my dear, I build a castle.
They threw me everything.
And every day is a struggle.
However, every night is like a dream.

Because, my dear, I build a castle.
They threw me everything.
And every day is a struggle.
However, every night is like a dream.

Our children's new romance
come with me
Broken heart as the national anthem.
We are proud to sing
We are too busy dancing
To kick our feet
Our children's new romance
The best people in life are free.

 

 

[Aliyiah]

Here's a part of 'I don't care by' Fall Out Boy

 

 Say my name and his in the same breath
I dare you to say they taste the same
Let the leaves fall off in the summer
And let December glow in flames

Erase myself and let go
Start it over again in Mexico
These friends, they don't love you
They just love the hotel suites, now

 

Here's the translation run through spanish, romanian, marathi, haitian and japanese

 

I will whistle at the same time as I say my name
I will tell you about the show
Autumn leaves in summer
Then, fire in December

Delete it,
Resume in Mexico
He does not want a friend
They love the hotel's best choice immediately,

[Ace of Amethysts]

Another mangling. Not sure if I`m doing these right, but here`s 24 Karat Magic by Bruno Mars, run through several languages.

 

late
I just want you to take over
Throw your hand in the sky
Let's get to the right of the party

Players, 'Yo Pinky Ring Moon
Girl, is trying to make y'all?
Carat magic in the air twenty-four
Thumbs soul player head
Be careful with them

Pop music, this year's program (program time)
(show time)
Guess who's back?
Oh, they do not know? (tell them)
Oh, they do not know? (tell them)
When I came in, we bet that they would soon know (on)
Wearing a Cuban link (ya)
Designers mink (ya)
Best Shoes Inglewood (whoop, whoop)
Do not be too hard, they may be damaged
Known red blues

Oh, dog, I'm a dangerous man, have some money in my pocket (a)
I awoke so many pretty girls and rockets (a)
You're crazy, do not hesitate, I'm faced with the solution ya (a)

Only players
Chand, Little Ring
Girl, is trying to make y'all?
Carat magic in the air twenty-four
Thumbs soul player head
Oh, look!

Section 2 hustlas (guststas) gangstas
Bad bitch and ya ugly ass's friend (haha)
I can say (they) can preach to me (oh)
I got it in a brokers must show
First, take your SIP (SIP), drop (drop)
(Whoop, whoop) Spending money like your money is not shit
We are fresh
He was charged with
Hashtag blessed him not ready for me,

I am a dangerous person and have some money in my pocket (a)
I awoke so many pretty girls and rockets (a)
You're faced with a crazy fix ya not my fault, y'all jocking (keep)

Only players
Chand, Little Ring
O girl
Trying to do y'all?
Carat magic in the air twenty-four
Thumbs soul player head
Oh, look!

Everywhere I go
Oh, soul player
They like to go everywhere (oh, soul player o)
Oh, you like to go everywhere (oh, soul player o)

Now, now, now Looks like I broke (they)
Twenty-four carats, twenty-four carat magic
What is the sound (twenty-four-carat, twenty-four-carat-magic)
bring it on
Twenty-four carats, twenty-four carat magic
Feeling called do not fight the feeling

Just take your love ring to the moon
Girl, is trying to make y'all? (I wanna do y'all)
Carat magic in the air twenty-four
Thumb Soul Player's Head (Hands!)
Chand, Little Ring
Girl, is trying to make y'all? ()
Carat magic in the air twenty-four
Toe the soul, they will go to the player (twenty-four karats), be careful

[Arocalypse]

Apparently chicken attack becomes chat attack

Quote

What you need to know the power of man and nature.
You can finally meets
I look in your eyes, steps need to know
If you are forced to stop price!
Chat assault
Chat assault
Before the end of Black Watch
They will not hurt, but he kicks a Chat
Chicken!
Chicken!
Go now, and fly
heaven

 

[Apathetic Echidna]

this is so funny! 

Take a romantic song, run it through a few translations to find a funny and pleasing Aromantic joke.  

So I have done:

The Rolling Stones - Summer Romance (via Arabic, Macedonian, Simplified Chinese, Somali, Scots Gaelic and Japanese)  

Spoiler

 

Original

Translated

Just a few days and you'll be back in your school   I'll be sitting around by the swimming pool   You'll be studying history and you'll be down the gym   And I'll be down the pub, probably playing pool and drinking   It's over now, it's a summer romance and it's through It's over now, it's a summer romance and it's through   Just a few days and you'll be back in your class   Sucking up the teacher and trying to get an 'a' pass   Trying to hide your make-up and you're trying to flash your legs   Yeh, no sympathy from your spotty friends   It's over now, it's a summer romance and it's through It's over now, it's a summer romance and it's through

Within a few days, you will return to your school.   Sit in the bath   You will learn dates and then enter the venue     From beginning to drink, I live in class     This time is over, this is a difficult story.   This time is over, this is a difficult story.     Within a few days after class return     Please enter your teacher and get out     Hunt things and try to put your feet on     Yes, they do not like to break friends   This time is over, this is a difficult story.   This time is over, this is a difficult story.

 

I'm really surprised the first line survived so well!

 

[Galaxy_enby]

How do you do the reveal hidden contents thing?

[ScarfOfSexualPreference]

On 10/24/2020 at 6:57 PM, Galaxy_enby said:

How do you do the reveal hidden contents thing?

If you're on  computer, you can just click it :)

[teayah]

OMG wait let me see if any of you can guess this 

Spoiler

we have no love
you know the rules, i know
the full testimony is my opinion
you cant get it from another person

i want to express my feelings
i have to explain to you

 

[DivineCyst]

okkk. im gonna do Losing Myself by andrey:

original:

Quote

But I can't take these long nights being all alone
Is that what you wanted, to make me lose control?
You're sleeping with a stranger, someone you don't know
And all I want is your love I'm running out of hope

translated in Irish lol:

Quote

Ach ní féidir liom na hoícheanta fada seo a thógáil liom féin
An é sin a bhí uait, le go gcuirfeadh mé smacht orm?
Tá tú i do chodladh le strainséir, duine nach bhfuil aithne agat air
Agus gach rud atá uaim ná do ghrá Táim ag rith as dóchas

can anyone read irish?

[A User]

OG
 

Spoiler

I've been hiding for so long
These feelings, they're not gone
Can I tell anyone?
Afraid of what they'll say
So I push them away
I'm acting so strange


They're so pretty, it hurts
I'm not talking 'bout boys, I'm talking 'bout girls
They're so pretty with their button-up shirts

I shouldn't be feeling this
But it's too hard to resist
Soft skin and soft lips
I should be into this guy
But it's just a waste of time
He's really not my type
I know what I like
No, this is not a phase
Or a coming of age
This will never change


They're so pretty, it hurts
I'm not talking 'bout boys, I'm talking 'bout girls
They're so pretty with their button-up shirts
They're so pretty, it hurts
I'm not talking 'bout boys, I'm talking 'bout girls
They're so pretty with their button-up shirts

'Cause I don't know what to do
It's not like I get to choose who I love
Who I love, who I love, who I love


They're so pretty, it hurts
I'm not talking 'bout boys, I'm talking 'bout girls
They're so pretty with their button-up shirts
And they're so pretty, it hurts
I'm not talking 'bout boys, I'm talking 'bout girls
They're so pretty, it hurts

After playing around:
 

Spoiler

I hid for a long time
These feelings, they don’t go away
Can I talk to people?
Share what they say
So I offer them
My work is very strange

They are very good but painful
I’m not talking boys but girls
They are so cute in their clothes

I shouldn’t feel like this
But it is very difficult to resist
Soft skin and soft lips.
It should be that boy
But it’s just a waste of time
It’s not so much my type
I know what I want
This is not a process
Or the coming of age
That will never change

They are very good but painful
I’m not talking boys but girls
They are so cute in their clothes
They are very good but painful
I’m not talking boys but girls
They are so cute in their clothes

Because I don't know what to do
It’s not how I can choose what I want
What I love, what I love, what I love

They are very good but painful
I’m not talking boys but girls
They are so cute in their clothes
And they are so good that they hurt
I’m not talking boys but girls
They are very good but painful

 

[Skylord]

On 1/18/2021 at 12:24 AM, teayah said:

OMG wait let me see if any of you can guess this 

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we have no love
you know the rules, i know
the full testimony is my opinion
you cant get it from another person

i want to express my feelings
i have to explain to you

 

Never Gonna Give You Up. 

[DivineCyst]

On 1/18/2021 at 1:24 AM, teayah said:

OMG wait let me see if any of you can guess this 

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we have no love
you know the rules, i know
the full testimony is my opinion
you cant get it from another person

i want to express my feelings
i have to explain to you

wait wait is it from "Hard2Face Reality"? I'm probably wrong lol

 

[roboticanary]

On 1/18/2021 at 7:24 AM, teayah said:

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we have no love
you know the rules, i know
the full testimony is my opinion
you cant get it from another person

i want to express my feelings
i have to explain to you

 ok, well played. 

[roboticanary]

 

Spoiler

During the days of the cold, which we have left behind,

Our wonderful game of boy,

And our youthful power has diminished

With his joy and his beloved end;

You will think of time, of good times,

I still remember her fond memories

When you are in your teens

We have put on the ball

Spoiler

Kick-off,

throw-in and reduce,

Keep it low,

urgent,

brave, successful or dead;

Never remember the danger in football, in the city,

Be sure,

now it's your turn,

Hurry up! We have the article.

City! City!

OK I tried translating on the ball city through Xhosa and Swedish, That worked better than I expected although some of the lines merged and moved as I did the whole thing as a block which is wierd. I love the line 'our wonderful game of boy' 

[teayah]

On 3/12/2021 at 9:27 PM, DivineCyst said:

 

it's never gonna give you up by rick astley