I thought I was apathetically straight or pan in theory. Pan because when asked about dating and if I would be willing to date guys/girls, I would respond that it didn't matter, and if it happens, it happens. Little did I know that in the future someone would, in fact, admit they had a crush on me, and that it would panic me to the point of blanking out on how to even react (error 404: socially acceptable response not found). Thankfully this sort of situation has only happened once.