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Let's see what we can do with "Think of Me" from The Phantom of the Opera...

Original: 

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Think of me, think of me fondly
When we've said goodbye
Remember me, once in a while
Please promise me you'll try
When you find that once again you long
To take your heart back and be free
If you ever find a moment
Spare a thought for me

We never said our love was evergreen
Or as unchanging as the sea
But if you can still remember
Stop and think of me
Think of all the things
We've shared and seen
Don't think about the way
Things might have been

Think of me, think of me waking
Silent and resigned
Imagine me trying too hard
To put you from my mind
Recall those days
Look back on all those times
Think of the things we'll never do
There will never be a day
When I won't think of you

Can it be, can it be Christine?
Bravo!
Long ago, it seems so long ago
How young and innocent we were
She may not remember me
But I remember her

Flowers fade, the fruits of summer fade
They have their season so do we
But please promise me that sometimes
You will think of me

Translated through Spanish, Greek, French, Italian, Latin, and back to English: 

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Be mindful, O my people, when they think of the love in me,

When he said goodbye

Remember me with favor at any time

We promise to try

When you find it, you

To go back to your heart may be free?

If you ever find a moment

I thought that I

 

He did not say it was our love, ever green

Either it still as the sea

If you do not remember

And I do not think me

They then think of all the

Then we saw the shared

Now, do not think that

things are

 

May he be mindful of me, think of me, to excite me

Silent and resigned

Trying very hard to imagine

How are you out of my mind

Remember those days

Look at that number of hours

I think that we would never do

There will be a day

As long as they do not think of you,

 

It is likely to be Christine?

Well done!

Now a lot of time flowed out of it, had formerly been

How we were young and innocent

He did not remember me?

But I can not remember

 

Fruits flower will wither

Those times

Only now:

And think of me

 

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Eminem, Lose yourself:

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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over

After translated through Yiddish, Kazakh, Tagalog, Chichewa and Urdu:
 

Spoiler

 

His hands were sweaty, his knees were weak and his hands were heavy

She has time to relax in her mother's spaghetti sweater

She was nervous, but on the outside she looked calm and ready

Throwing bombs, but they forgot

According to him, the press is too much

She opens her mouth, and says nothing.

Can't stand it now everyone is playing

Time flies, time flies

 

A spaghetti sweater is now my new favorite article of clothing ?. Wonder where it all went wrong with the male pronouns...

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Spaghetti sweater is awesome! I‘d just guess that there is one language (or more) in, which doesn’t use pronouns and has a very “gender neutral” language, so that the translator afterwards just guessed the pronoun^^

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Original lyrics (from Mulan):

(Be a man)
We must be swift as the coursing river,
(Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon,
(Be a man)
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Run through Esperanto, Welsh, Chinese, Xhosa, and Amharic:

(To be human)

We have to be fast like a river

(To be human)

With all the power of a mighty wind,

(To be human)

With all the power of a blazing fire

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

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Original I Miss Having Sex But At Least I Don't Wanna Die Anymore lyrics:

 

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I'm sick of all this, "How'd you get your band name?"
"Is that your real first name?"
"Can you text and can you follow back 'cause it's my birthday?"
No one cares what I want, just what I've got
And if we sit and count it up, it's really not a lot

So when are you gonna sing for me?
When are you gonna drink for me?
I don't know, I don't know

So when are you gonna sing for me?
Ruinin' me completely
It's true, ooh, ooh

I miss having sex but at least I don't wanna die anymore
And I think that's pretty cool
I miss seeing the red on your face when I made you blush, hey
But I think it's fine, it's cool
But I think it's fine, it's cool

Google Translated to Romanian, Afrikaans, Hawaiian, and Hungarian:
 

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I'm tired of a lot,

"How did you get your company name?"

- Is this your real name?

- Can you send and track messages because this is my birthday?

No one cares what I want, just me

And if we sit down and count, that’s not much

So when are you singing to me?

When are you drinking instead?

I don't know, I don't know

So when are you singing to me?

Destroy it completely

Really, oh, oh

I do not want to die

And I think it's very good

I'm sorry to see the red in your eyes when I embarrassed you, listen

But I think it's good, it's fun

But I think it's good, it's fun

 

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Stacy's mom by fountain of wayne

original

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Stacy, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)
You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
 

Google translated to Spanish, Japanese, Albanian, Catalan, Greek, Croatian, Turkmen, Czech, then back to english,

Spoiler

Stacey, would you like to come after school? (After school)
Can we stay by the pool (stay by the pool)
Is your mother returning from a business trip? (Business trip)
Is he there or does he support me? (Slaughter)
You know I'm not a good guy.
I'm already big, kids I can't see.
That's what Stacey's mother does.

 

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The Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog 🐸

Original:

Spoiler

Why are there so many
Songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side
Rainbow's are visions
But only illusions
And rainbows have nothing to hide
So we've been told and some Choose to believe it
But I know they're wrong wait and see
Someday we'll find it
The Rainbow Connection
The lovers, the dreamers and me
Who said that every wish
Would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that
And someone believed it
Look what it's done so far
What's so amazing
That keeps us star gazing
And what do we think we might see
Someday we'll find it
That Rainbow Connection
The lovers the dreamers and me

Translated:

Spoiler

Why are there so many?
The song of the bow
What's the other side?
rainbow symbol
but that's just a lie
The rain hides nothing
That is why we are told that some people believe
But I know they're wrong, just wait and see.
One day we'll see
I agree with rainbow
They love, they dream about me
who told me everything he wanted
They will ask and answer
If you want to go to Morningstarba
Some people think so
one thought
See what's happened so far
What is beautiful?
we see the stars
what we think to see
One day we'll see
this link falls
I love and dreamers

 

On 1/26/2022 at 6:37 PM, AromanticAardvark said:

Original I Miss Having Sex But At Least I Don't Wanna Die Anymore lyrics:

 

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I'm sick of all this, "How'd you get your band name?"
"Is that your real first name?"
"Can you text and can you follow back 'cause it's my birthday?"
No one cares what I want, just what I've got
And if we sit and count it up, it's really not a lot

So when are you gonna sing for me?
When are you gonna drink for me?
I don't know, I don't know

So when are you gonna sing for me?
Ruinin' me completely
It's true, ooh, ooh

I miss having sex but at least I don't wanna die anymore
And I think that's pretty cool
I miss seeing the red on your face when I made you blush, hey
But I think it's fine, it's cool
But I think it's fine, it's cool

Google Translated to Romanian, Afrikaans, Hawaiian, and Hungarian:
 

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I'm tired of a lot,

"How did you get your company name?"

- Is this your real name?

- Can you send and track messages because this is my birthday?

No one cares what I want, just me

And if we sit down and count, that’s not much

So when are you singing to me?

When are you drinking instead?

I don't know, I don't know

So when are you singing to me?

Destroy it completely

Really, oh, oh

I do not want to die

And I think it's very good

I'm sorry to see the red in your eyes when I embarrassed you, listen

But I think it's good, it's fun

But I think it's good, it's fun

 

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Forest by Twenty One Pilots original

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I scream, you scream
We all scream 'cause we're terrified
Of what's around the corner
We stay in place
'Cause we don't want to lose our lives

So let's think of something better
Down in the forest we'll sing a chorus
One that everybody knows
Hands held higher, we'll be on fire
Singing songs that nobody wrote

Forest by Twenty One Pilots through Dutch, Afrikaans, Slavic, Latin, and Norwegian

Spoiler

slip, slip

We have grown up in the fear of death all the time

From when is it around the corner?

We stay in our place

We do not care

We have bedrooms for you

Morning barefoot in a nice place

One thing everyone knows Hands up, we're in front of you

People are sorry to see you

 

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original:

Spoiler

Somewhere in the universe
Somewhere someone's got it worse
Wish that made it easier
Wish I didn't feel the hurt
The world's smallest violin
Really needs an audience
So if I do not find somebody soon

I'll blow up into smithereens
And spew my tiny symphony
All up and down a city street
While tryna put my mind at ease
Like finishing this melody
This feels like a necessity
So this could be the death of me
Or maybe just a better me
Now come in with the timpanis
And take a shot of Hennessy
I know I'm not there mentally
But you could be the remedy
So let me play my violin for you

changed:

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somewhere in space
Put
It will be easier
You won't feel pain
The lowest life in the world
I really need an audience
That's why I don't see people around me.
I'm about to explode
I pulled out my symphony
Every street in the city
I just want to clear my mind
The song is over
It is very important
So this is death for me
Or maybe I'm better
Get drums now
Take a picture of Hennessy
I know that I am not spiritual
But you can fix it
let me play with you

"Put"

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Well, damn, that's morbid!

Original:

Spoiler
"I'm ready", she said as she put on her shoes
And I'm down to forget if you'll say it's true
And those drapes on the wall can't shut out the silence
Does it suck that I'm not so predictable?
 
To me evergreen wasn't such a bad dream
Oh, and sometimes things aren't as plain as they seem, darlin'
When I go, bury me six feet in snow
 
Here we are wasting our chances for the last time
And when we go, I'll try not to be so slow
Skeletons, skeletons, what do we have here
Hiding from the mirror?
Say it once, say it twice, try to be nice
Well, let's not lose ourselves

Google translated to Afrikaans, Albanian, Irish, Scottish Gaelic, Romanian, Kyrgyz, Swahili, Tajik, Māori, Hawaiian, Chinese (Simplified), and Kinyarwanda:

Spoiler
He took off his shoes and said, "I'm ready."
If you're honest, forget it
Clothes on the wall cannot hide the silence
Can't I predict?
It’s not a green dream for me
Sometimes, everything is not easy, my friend
I'm going to put six meters of snow
Here we are past the past
But when we go, I try to walk fast
bones, bones are present
Hidden in the mirror?
Do one, say two, try to be good
yes we will not miss

 

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Clusterhug by IDK HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME - Original

Spoiler
I'm a teenage beauty queen of sorts
Calculated, cold, without remorse
We can go to town
We can turn around
We can do anything
Disseminate disease
Doing anything
That we please
Only if you'd like me to
I could fall in love with you
Only if you'd like me to
Fall in love
Darling, you're a holy quarantine
New romantic Philistine
Oh, we can turn around
We can burn this town to ash
As charming as we are
We are nothing but pretty trash
Only if you'd like me to
I could fall in love with you
Only if you'd like me to
Fall in love
Oh I love you so
Never let me go
Beautiful
Quarantine
Circumvent me


Clusterhug by IDK HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME - Translated

Spoiler

I'm TTNe
Calculate, do , mo
We can go to town
We can come back
We can do anything
outbreak of disease
to perform tasks
This is what we want.
I'll do this for it
Love
I'll do this for it
Staying in Love
I love you, I'm gone
New romantic videos
We can replace it
We can burn this city to surrender
How do we walk?
We don't have any beauty left
I am
You can have fun
I am
fall in love
Oh, I love you
Tell me
kind
quarantine
Carving For me

 

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