Arsenic Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 You buy another one but it doesn't fit you (sorry) I wish I didn't feel awkward when socializing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 everyone runs away screaming as soon as you go near them. Even if you were ok with this the noise hurts your ears. I wish it didn't rain so often where I am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alto Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 Your location becomes a desert, and you can't appreciate the beauty of it. I wish I was immune from becoming deaf forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 (edited) you start to go blind instead I wish a had a platonic boyfriend Edited January 4, 2022 by Spadster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 You've got a platonic boyfriend, but he only exists in your mind. Surprise, you have schizophrenia now. I wish I could act and dress feminine without people seeing me as a girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazydreamer Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 Granted but now everyone assumes you are a frog and there is nothing you can do but occasionally croak about your dislike. I wish for a cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 you get a cat but they talk and demand food every 30 mins I wish girls would not flirt with me and just stay friends instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_Bee_ Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 The girls become your friends then they start getting toxic and leave you (sorry) I wish that @Jackson_Glass lived w me in CA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alto Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 He does, but you find you have differing political views and start arguing constantly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 I wish we all could meet up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 I can't corrupt that one @Bumble_Bee- I wish I lived with you too I wish I could die my hair 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 You dye your hair, but you hate how that color looks on you. You try to re-dye it in another color but it is impossible. You try to shave your head but... Oh no! The dye has made your hair indestructible and hyper resistant! You are condemned now to live with a hair that you hate:( I wish I could have a duck as a pet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 you have a duck but they are mean (it hurt me to write this) I wish food never went bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_Bee_ Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 (edited) food never goes bad, but you start eating one thing over and over forever and you start hating it. I wish i could get my license sooner Edited January 5, 2022 by Bumble_Bee- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 You now have your licence You can brew beer in accordance with the Reinheitsgebot within the district of Bad Tölz-Wolfratshausen. This may not be of much use to you. I wish it wasn't so cold and wet where I live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 The whole place burns, you all die, but hei, the cold was gone for a few time:D I wish dragons existed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 guess what 6 minutes ago, Arsenic said: The whole place burns, you all die, but hei, the cold was gone for a few time:D that happens I wish I could keep a real pokemon as a pet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_Bee_ Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 you get the pokémon Kyogre as a pet and it eventually turns on you, kills you and eats you I wish my mom would let me cut my hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 (edited) you go bald because you messed up I wish I had a platonic partner even long distance would do I'm just lonely Edited January 5, 2022 by Jackson_Glass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alto Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 You have one and you are happy for two years. Then you break up. I wish I could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_Bee_ Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 (edited) you can now fly, but you become a finch after several years and get eaten by a hawk I wish @Jackson_Glass lived in California Edited January 5, 2022 by Bumble_Bee- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 I do and nothing bad happens I wish I lived in California Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alto Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 You live in California, but hear "California" by Yungblud in your head for the rest of your days. Not a bad song, but it would grow old after, say three hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 18 hours ago, alto said: You live in California, but hear "California" by Yungblud in your head for the rest of your days. Not a bad song, but it would grow old after, say three hours. Friend, you are supposed to make another wish... You broke the game, like, three times already... Pls continue... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alto Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 I wish for health insurance for all eternity. Sorry @Arsenic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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