Corrupt a Wish

[Arsenic]

You buy another one but it doesn't fit you (sorry)

I wish I didn't feel awkward when socializing.

[roboticanary]

everyone runs away screaming as soon as you go near them. Even if you were ok with this the noise hurts your ears.

I wish it didn't rain so often where I am

[alto]

Your location becomes a desert, and you can't appreciate the beauty of it.

I wish I was immune from becoming deaf forever.

[MaxIsCosmic]

you start to go blind instead 

 

I wish a had a platonic boyfriend 

Edited January 4, 2022 by Spadster

[Arsenic]

You've got a platonic boyfriend, but he only exists in your mind. Surprise, you have schizophrenia now.

I wish I could act and dress feminine without people seeing me as a girl. 

[crazydreamer]

Granted but now everyone assumes you are a frog and there is nothing you can do but occasionally croak about your dislike. 

 

I wish for a cat.

[MaxIsCosmic]

you get a cat but they talk and demand food every 30 mins 

 

I wish girls would not flirt with me and just stay friends instead 

[Bumble_Bee_]

The girls become your friends then they start getting toxic and leave you (sorry)

I wish that @Jackson_Glass lived w me in CA

[alto]

He does, but you find you have differing political views and start arguing constantly

[Arsenic]

I wish we all could meet up

[MaxIsCosmic]

I can't corrupt that one 

@Bumble_Bee- I wish I lived with you too 

I wish I could die my hair 

[Arsenic]

You dye your hair, but you hate how that color looks on you. You try to re-dye it in another color but it is impossible. You try to shave your head but... Oh no! The dye has made your hair indestructible and hyper resistant! You are condemned now to live with a hair that you hate:(

I wish I could have a duck as a pet

[MaxIsCosmic]

you have a duck but they are mean (it hurt me to write this) 

 

I wish food never went bad 

[Bumble_Bee_]

food never goes bad, but you start eating one thing over and over forever and you start hating it.

I wish i could get my license sooner

Edited January 5, 2022 by Bumble_Bee-

[roboticanary]

You now have your licence

You can brew beer in accordance with the Reinheitsgebot within the district of Bad Tölz-Wolfratshausen. This may not be of much use to you.

I wish it wasn't so cold and wet where I live

[Arsenic]

The whole place burns, you all die, but hei, the cold was gone for a few time:D

I wish dragons existed 

[roboticanary]

guess what

6 minutes ago, Arsenic said:

The whole place burns, you all die, but hei, the cold was gone for a few time:D

 

that happens

 

I wish I could keep a real pokemon as a pet

[Bumble_Bee_]

you get the pokémon Kyogre as a pet and it eventually turns on you, kills you and eats you

I wish my mom would let me cut my hair

 

[MaxIsCosmic]

you go bald because you messed up 

I wish I had a platonic partner even long distance would do I'm just lonely 

Edited January 5, 2022 by Jackson_Glass

[alto]

You have one and you are happy for two years.  Then you break up.

I wish I could fly.

[Bumble_Bee_]

you can now fly, but you become a finch after several years and get eaten by a hawk

I wish @Jackson_Glass lived in California

Edited January 5, 2022 by Bumble_Bee-

[MaxIsCosmic]

I do and nothing bad happens 

I wish I lived in California 

[alto]

You live in California, but hear "California" by Yungblud in your head for the rest of your days.  Not a bad song, but it would grow old after, say three  hours.

[Arsenic]

18 hours ago, alto said:

You live in California, but hear "California" by Yungblud in your head for the rest of your days.  Not a bad song, but it would grow old after, say three  hours.

Friend, you are supposed to make another wish... You broke the game, like, three times already... Pls continue...

[alto]

I wish for health insurance for all eternity.

Sorry @Arsenic