Jump to content

Corrupt a Wish


Faeriefate

Recommended Posts

People will understand you, however your ability to translate languages is akin to Google Translate so when they respond there shall be hilarious miscommunication.

I wish we could have the Library of Alexandria back.

Edited by sSevenofSpadeƧƨ
reworded something
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 3 weeks later...
On 9/19/2020 at 2:43 PM, roboticanary said:

The dolphins say 'So long and thanks for all the fish'. They leave and earth is destroyed.

I wish I could drink as much beer as I want without getting drunk.

Granted,but in one sip you unintentionally became an extremely addicted alcoholic,developed some serious health problems in the future and eventually died because of alcohol intoxication.

 

i wish i could finish my favorite anime with 39 episodes in less than one day so i could have more free time.

Edited by Russell B.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 3 months later...

Granted BUT for the rest of your life you can't watch any other anime besides this specific one.

 

I wish I had a garden full of smol little plants.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 2 weeks later...
  • 3 weeks later...
  • 2 weeks later...
  • 1 month later...
  • 2 weeks later...

You become a punk rocker but the flowers tangle in your hair so tightly that every time you squint, smile, frown move your eyebrows, or basically move your face, thorns poke your scalp and no one can get rid of them.

 

I wish that I could remember all my friends birthdays.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You remember all your friend's birthdays but you experience uncontrollable skips in time, skipping all the birthdays you know. You also can't contact or reach any of your friends.

I wish I wouldn't feel so tired.

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You lose the ability to feel tired and so there is no warning when you need to go to sleep. Therefore you will just fall asleep in the middle of whatever you are doing even if it is in public at the time when you run out of energy, and feel wide awake until that moment so that you can't prepare for it.

I wish I had faster internet.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

He is, but there is a big amnesia, so unfortunately he gets out of prison after a few days

 

i wish I wouldn‘t have any courses of university this week

Edited by Acecream
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 1 month later...
  • 4 weeks later...
  • 2 weeks later...

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...