sSevenofSpadeƧƨ Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 (edited) People will understand you, however your ability to translate languages is akin to Google Translate so when they respond there shall be hilarious miscommunication. I wish we could have the Library of Alexandria back. Edited September 19, 2020 by sSevenofSpadeƧƨ reworded something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 The dolphins say 'So long and thanks for all the fish'. They leave and earth is destroyed. I wish I could drink as much beer as I want without getting drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russell B. Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 (edited) On 9/19/2020 at 2:43 PM, roboticanary said: The dolphins say 'So long and thanks for all the fish'. They leave and earth is destroyed. I wish I could drink as much beer as I want without getting drunk. Granted,but in one sip you unintentionally became an extremely addicted alcoholic,developed some serious health problems in the future and eventually died because of alcohol intoxication. i wish i could finish my favorite anime with 39 episodes in less than one day so i could have more free time. Edited October 5, 2020 by Russell B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kit Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Granted BUT for the rest of your life you can't watch any other anime besides this specific one. I wish I had a garden full of smol little plants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
フェネック Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 Granted but the plants are so small you can't even see them and your garden just looks like dirt because of how small the plants are. I wish I had some candies in my bag right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 You do, but they are all covered in dirt and fluff from being in the bag I wish I had a pet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Aro in the Quiver Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 Your pet knocks over a mirror in your house and urinates on the furniture. I wish I had a tail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 You keep catching the tale on things when you turn around and it is constantly painful I wish I could sing better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A User Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 You'll get too much attention for being better I wish I could fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DivineCyst Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 but then when you run out of flying ability you fall and die i wish i could have headphones and a remote to pause and/or shut people out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acecream Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 You can, but it sounds horrific and nobody wants to hear it. I wish I had a garden full of yummy straw- and raspberries I could eat from as much as I want to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazydreamer Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 Unfortunately, you turn out to be allergic to raspberries and the straw pokes your hands. I wish my apartment wasn't so hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuySomeCheese Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 It’s no longer hot; it’s so freezing cold, you can feel your fingers and toes going numb. No amount of blankets or clothes seems to help. I wish I understood/knew everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 you only have one singular migraine, but it does happen literally all the time I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazydreamer Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 You become a punk rocker but the flowers tangle in your hair so tightly that every time you squint, smile, frown move your eyebrows, or basically move your face, thorns poke your scalp and no one can get rid of them. I wish that I could remember all my friends birthdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 You remember all your friend's birthdays but you experience uncontrollable skips in time, skipping all the birthdays you know. You also can't contact or reach any of your friends. I wish I wouldn't feel so tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaviM703 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 You lose the ability to feel tired and so there is no warning when you need to go to sleep. Therefore you will just fall asleep in the middle of whatever you are doing even if it is in public at the time when you run out of energy, and feel wide awake until that moment so that you can't prepare for it. I wish I had faster internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acecream Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 You have the fastest internet in the world, but you have no phone and no laptop and nothing you can use it with i wish I would not feel that alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazydreamer Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Granted but you start sleeping so often that you nod off every minute. Soon, you fall into an eternal slumber. I wish I could be more controlled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaviM703 Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 You get implanted with a mind control device. Now someone else has total control of everything you do. I wish Donald Trump were in prison. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acecream Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 (edited) He is, but there is a big amnesia, so unfortunately he gets out of prison after a few days i wish I wouldn‘t have any courses of university this week Edited May 9, 2021 by Acecream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izel Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 You don't have any courses anymore because you got kicked out of university. I wish there was more aroace representation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilse Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 covid-19 disappears.... at the cost of the planet exploding. but hey! that means no more pandemics! i wish the moon was pink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 sure, but the sun turns blue, meaning it gets a lot hotter and we all burn I wish I had a pet rabbit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeltaAro Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 you get one, but the rabbit suffers from rabbit ADHD and keeps you awake at night. I want to travel to space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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