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Not only does your back no longer ache, but you lose all feeling. Then one day you get a blister but you don't know it cause you can't feel it. It gets infected and you die of blood poisoning.

I wish someone finished a project at work for me, and doing a good job.

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They do, but they get all the credit and you are shamed for not doing it yourself.

I wish that I can read, write, speak, and understand all the languages in the world, and people will understand me back.

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People will understand you, however your ability to translate languages is akin to Google Translate so when they respond there shall be hilarious miscommunication.

I wish we could have the Library of Alexandria back.

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On 9/19/2020 at 2:43 PM, roboticanary said:

The dolphins say 'So long and thanks for all the fish'. They leave and earth is destroyed.

I wish I could drink as much beer as I want without getting drunk.

Granted,but in one sip you unintentionally became an extremely addicted alcoholic,developed some serious health problems in the future and eventually died because of alcohol intoxication.

 

i wish i could finish my favorite anime with 39 episodes in less than one day so i could have more free time.

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