E Wildflower Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Granted, but climates are thrown off all over the world making your country the only habitable place. Everyone else in the world tries to move there, making your country disastrously overcrowded. I wish for a plate of pancakes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NullVector Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 You are given a pan of platecakes instead. It hurts to eat them. I wish to be able to understand and speak in any language. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cee Fox Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 In due time you start muddling up the languages and speak to people in the wrong language, leading to massive confusion. I wish I could cook well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E Wildflower Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Granted, but your cooking will only ever come out right if you make twice as much as you need, and any leftovers spoil before you can eat them. Therefore, half of it always goes to waste. I wish I had the money I need to have my name and gender marker changed on my legal documents. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berry Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Sadly they will mess up your new name’s spelling so badly that the country decides to ban it. I wish I could always be wrapped in a blanket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttRInvy Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 You are always wrapped in a blanket... but it's always a thin & scratchy one when you're freezing cold and a fluffy & bulky one when you're overheating. I wish I could whistle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cee Fox Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 You can whistle but it's always obnoxiously loud and it irritates people. I wish I had the money to travel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E Wildflower Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Granted! Your money will travel all over the world, but you don’t get to go with it. I wish it wasn’t raining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berry Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 It will still rain, but sadly you will never be able to see or hear it. You’ll have to check the weather everyday, otherwise you might just get rained on while going for a walk. I wish I could sing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonelyace Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 You sing beautifully but you will never stop singing. It's 24/7 for the rest of your life. I wish I could skip college and just have a degree and career already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarfOfSexualPreference Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 you have a degree in religious studies. (making an educated guess, sorry if I'm wrong) I wish I would always be happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momo Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 You are always happy - painfully so. The horror that you call a smile has long since frozen in place, the muscles atrophied and painful. But the pain only serves make you happier. You live out your days in a blur, one day more blissful than the last but ultimately meaningless. I wish people would respect boundaries. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaviM703 Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 (edited) No one ever crosses property boundaries. For two weeks that is a good thing as it stops the coronavirus from spreading, but even after the virus is fully contained, everyone continues to act like they are on lockdown and the world never goes back to normal. I wish the coronavirus didn't exist. Edited April 25, 2020 by DavidMS703 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilmaW Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Granted! But your cat is now the only cat left on Earth! I wish I would be a dragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 You get killed by an angry saint. I wish all the code I use at work was well commented Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilmaW Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 Granted! But it is full of bugs and for every bug you solve, two new comes. I wish aphobes would cease to exist. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaviM703 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 No one is afraid of anything involving the letter A anymore. Therefore, when a giant letter A falls off a sign right above you, you're not afraid and don't run so it lands on you and injures you. I wish for this wish not to come true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planet Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Your wish for the wish to not come true doesn't come true. But also. It does come true. And it splits reality into two parallel realities that also split into two realities and those two realities split into two realities and it goes on forever! And in all of these realities your favorite band doesn't exist. I wish for massive cup of frozen yogurt with all kinds of delicious toppings and but somehow it all has zero calories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilmaW Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Granted! But it is super poisonous and you dies at once when you tastes it. I wish to be in a qpr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Rando Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 You are, but as you are partially amnesic, you don't remember who your partner is. I wish dogs and cats learn proper consent before licking you on the face or cuddling when you don't want to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 You do, but the wish doesn't cover the bill. You now spiral into debt. I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 The lasers are always on and they destroy anything you look at. I wish that I had more motivation to do my homework. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaviM703 Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 You get more motivation, as the result of someone threatening to shoot you if you don't do it. Now you have to fear for your life. I wish Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was president. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 She becomes president of Nauru. Nothing much changes in the world but the people there become confused and angry I wish my back didn't ache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tama Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 (edited) They do, but they get all the credit and you are shamed for not doing it yourself. I wish that I can read, write, speak, and understand all the languages in the world, and people will understand me back. Edited September 14, 2020 by Tama 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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