Arsenic Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 You get bored of it. I wish my parents were able to understand what being genderfluid means and that they accepted me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 They understand it and accept you, but whenever referring to you they practically scream your preferred pronouns, also saying the slash in between. I wish I didn’t have finals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sili Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 You dont. You also dont have any qualifications or grades from said finals. Enjoy doing everything all over again. I wish I didnt have this headache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AviaWilliam Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 Your Headache ends after you entered a vegetative state and having to use life support. I wish my cat would stop saying hello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AviaWilliam Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 You can grow and own food (non-plastic) but it rots and gets all moldy/mushy (basically gets very disgusting) within 10 minutes. I wish I could see the roman colosseum (cant do nothing to this wish, cause im still seeing it :) hehe) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sili Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 Sure, you see it, its really unwhelming, kinda stuck next to a subway station. I wish I wasnt in a vegetative state Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AviaWilliam Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 You are no longer in a vegetative state, however you are now in a state that specializes in growing fruit. TPBM is a furry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 YOU HAVE CONFUSED THE GAMES. Anyway, I will take it as your desire. Now I am a furry. Are you happy now? How do I corrupt that? Uh... The person below you becomes a furry, and they start going to furry conventions. The thing is that, after one of those conventions, he is coming back home and a car bumps into them. And dies. Yep. You have killed me. I hope you are happy now. I am not. Because I am dead. Thanks. I wish I looked like the guy in my profile photo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sili Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 I am offended that you wish to look like the guy in your profile photo and so you do, but you do, and you get invited to conventions, and as you come back from one a car bumps into you and you die (again). I wish TPBM wont corrupt this wish (Which game was this again?) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 22 minutes ago, Sili said: I am offended that you wish to look like the guy in your profile photo and so you do, but you do, and you get invited to conventions, and as you come back from one a car bumps into you and you die (again). I wish TPBM wont corrupt this wish (Which game was this again?) starts crying i wish I understood what's going on 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sili Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 You do, alas, now you have to tell me whats going on I wish I didn't have to corrupt that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 You didn't have to. You chose to. Enjoy living with the consequences of your actions! You had all the choice in the world not to. I wish I didn't have to do 9 separate paragraphs for History by tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 They are red because they are covered in blood. You're a serial killer, and you got caught due to the evidence on your converse. What a pity... I wish I had enough money to get a tattoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AviaWilliam Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 Your money for the tattoo arrives, you get a tattoo but instead you get a tattoo of Betty White's leg. (at least they tell you that) but instead its actually a qr code to the rick roll. I wish Crabs didn't have that shell, its too boring to open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 crabs don't have a shell, but they now have spikes all over their back which are even worse to get past. I wish I could breathe fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 You can, but you burn yourself down if you try to. I wish I had more time to do school work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AviaWilliam Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 You have extra time. Now that everything is 100% harder. I wish roses didnt exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sili Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 They dont, now everyone thinks you're making stuff up, talking about these crazy flower things with spikes I wish the rum wasnt always gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 you drank too much, and now some of it has came back up I wish I could control an army of cats 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glypharia.exe Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 the cats start a revolution as you are a controlling leader, therefore locking you in jail until the end of your days i wish i could move to norway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 You could, but now you don't want to anymore I wish I could go to the Pride Parade in my city 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deltalorian Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 You go, but unfortunately, it has to stop after 10 minutes due to a magnitude 8 earthquake. I wish I could do more effective revision. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 Your revision is more effective, but only by a tiny amount I wish I wasn't too awkward to ask my former teacher for a reference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaikeruSapphire Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 You're not too awkward to ask your teacher for a reference, but you pass out as soon as you ask for the reference. I wish the stickers on my water bottle didn't fade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deltalorian Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 The stickers on your water bottle stay as good as new for a few days. After that, the bottle cracks, and is no longer capable of carrying any liquid without it leaking. I wish that I had a wearable set of clone arc trooper armour that is accurate to the clone wars series. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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