Arsenic Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 You use them, fall and broke your knees I wish super powers were real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Your super power is you can change your head to look like a cat I wish I knew what @Arsenic profile picture was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 11 hours ago, Jackson_Glass said: I wish I knew what @Arsenic profile picture was Now you know that the guy in my profile is Professor Venomous, a villain of the series O.K K.O Let's be heroes, but now you feel the urge to watch that TV show. I wish I looked like Professor Venomous (he gives me gender envy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_Bee_ Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 You look like Professor Venomous then you get brutally attacked because everyone thinks you are the REAL Professor Venomous I wish the kids in the trailer across the "street" would shut up so I can do zoom quietly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 (edited) they stop talking but instead they take up the berry saxophone and it's 10 times louder I wish I could grow tomatoes in the winter Edited January 12, 2022 by Jackson_Glass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_Bee_ Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 22 hours ago, Jackson_Glass said: they stop talking but instead they take up the berry saxophone and it's 10 times louder I'm just laughing at that haha You grow tomatos in the winter but they're all smaller than a penny I wish that I had a donkey as a pet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Your donkey is actually thousands of spiders in a donkey costume. It acts like a donkey, and look as a donkey, but it is not a donkey. I wish I was actually studying and not posting this here, I have an exam tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 you study but you don't retain anything 30 minutes ago, Bumble_Bee- said: You grow tomatos in the winter but they're all smaller than a penny cherry tomatoes :D I wish I could be more social- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 You are very social now and everyone who meets you becomes obsessed with you. In a few weeks you become famous and paparazzi surround your house. You will never be able to chill again. 39 minutes ago, Jackson_Glass said: you study but you don't retain anything This is happening. Help. I wish I had more rings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 there is now a constant ringing in your ear I wish I could get to sleep at a more reasonable time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 (same :'D ) you oversleep because you are so comfy I wish I could play minecraft all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xander Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 you're trapped in walking around a useless structure. I wish I had motivation to start tasks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 Now you can't stop working I wish my parents understood what genderfluid means so I can come out to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_Bee_ Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Arsenic said: I wish my parents understood what genderfluid means so I can come out to them ((Me too, me too)) Your parents understand what genderfluid means and you come out to them and nothing bad happens I wish my brother would forget about the bet that'll cost me 300 dollars if I lose 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 he forgets but you get in 300 dollar det I wish I could live in portland with bee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_Bee_ Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 We live in portland together n nothing bad happens :D I wish that I had a solid taste in music (it changes so much istg /hj) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 Now your music taste is so solid that it is boring. I wish I knew how to take care of plants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 your plants grow to big ad take over your house I wish school dances didn't have to be romantic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 School dances are not romantic anymore but you get super ill every time there's one, and you can't enjoy it. I wish there were more neopronous in spanish (there is just one and I don't feel comfortable using it). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 there is more neopronouns but poof, now you speak french and don't understand it I wish I had a fish- ( I love my cats but fish are so pretty) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 hákarl for dinner for you tonight I wish I had a chippy tea 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaviM703 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 You have a cup of hot tea with potato chips in it. The combination is too gross to drink. I wish COVID would stop mutating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_Bee_ Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 It stops mutating after it mutates into a ginormous monster and it kills all of humanity I wish I had something better to do than sit at starbucks by myself all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 You do: saving the world at great personal cost (and trauma) to yourself I wish I had all of my volunteer hours done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 You finish your volunteer hours, but now you have nothing to do and you are super bored. I wish I could play chess more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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