Corrupt a Wish

[Arsenic]

You use them, fall and broke your knees

I wish super powers were real

[MaxIsCosmic]

Your super power is you can change your head to look like a cat 

I wish I knew what @Arsenic profile picture was 

[Arsenic]

11 hours ago, Jackson_Glass said:

I wish I knew what @Arsenic profile picture was

Now you know that the guy in my profile is Professor Venomous, a villain of the series O.K K.O Let's be heroes, but now you feel the urge to watch that TV show.

I wish I looked like Professor Venomous (he gives me gender envy)

[Bumble_Bee_]

You look like Professor Venomous then you get brutally attacked because everyone thinks you are the REAL Professor Venomous

I wish the kids in the trailer across the "street" would shut up so I can do zoom quietly

[MaxIsCosmic]

they stop talking but instead they take up the berry saxophone and it's 10 times louder 

I wish I could grow tomatoes in the winter 

Edited January 12, 2022 by Jackson_Glass

[Bumble_Bee_]

22 hours ago, Jackson_Glass said:

they stop talking but instead they take up the berry saxophone and it's 10 times louder 

 

I'm just laughing at that haha

You grow tomatos in the winter but they're all smaller than a penny

I wish that I had a donkey as a pet

[Arsenic]

Your donkey is actually thousands of spiders in a donkey costume. It acts like a donkey, and look as a donkey, but it is not a donkey.

I wish I was actually studying and not posting this here, I have an exam tomorrow.

[MaxIsCosmic]

you study but you don't retain anything

30 minutes ago, Bumble_Bee- said:

You grow tomatos in the winter but they're all smaller than a penny

cherry tomatoes :D 

I wish I could be more social- 

[Arsenic]

You are very social now and everyone who meets you becomes obsessed with you. In a few weeks you become famous and paparazzi surround your house. You will never be able to chill again.

 

39 minutes ago, Jackson_Glass said:

you study but you don't retain anything

This is happening. Help.

I wish I had more rings.

[roboticanary]

there is now a constant ringing in your ear

I wish I could get to sleep at a more reasonable time

[MaxIsCosmic]

(same :'D )  you oversleep because you are so comfy 

I wish I could play minecraft all day 

[Xander]

you're trapped in walking around a useless structure. 

 

I wish I had motivation to start tasks.

[Arsenic]

Now you can't stop working

I wish my parents understood what genderfluid means so I can come out to them

[Bumble_Bee_]

1 hour ago, Arsenic said:

I wish my parents understood what genderfluid means so I can come out to them

((Me too, me too)) Your parents understand what genderfluid means and you come out to them and nothing bad happens

I wish my brother would forget about the bet that'll cost me 300 dollars if I lose

[MaxIsCosmic]

he forgets but you get in 300 dollar det

I wish I could live in portland with bee 

[Bumble_Bee_]

We live in portland together n nothing bad happens :D

I wish that I had a solid taste in music (it changes so much istg /hj)

[Arsenic]

Now your music taste is so solid that it is boring.

I wish I knew how to take care of plants.

[MaxIsCosmic]

your plants grow to big ad take over your house 

I wish school dances didn't have to be romantic 

[Arsenic]

School dances are not romantic anymore but you get super ill every time there's one, and you can't enjoy it.

I wish there were more neopronous in spanish (there is just one and I don't feel comfortable using it).

[MaxIsCosmic]

there is more neopronouns but poof, now you speak french and don't understand it 

 I wish I had a fish- ( I love my cats but fish are so pretty) 

[roboticanary]

hákarl for dinner for you tonight

I wish I had a chippy tea

[DaviM703]

You have a cup of hot tea with potato chips in it. The combination is too gross to drink.

I wish COVID would stop mutating.

[Bumble_Bee_]

It stops mutating after it mutates into a ginormous monster and it kills all of humanity

I wish I had something better to do than sit at starbucks by myself all day

[AromanticAardvark]

You do: saving the world at great personal cost (and trauma) to yourself

I wish I had all of my volunteer hours done

[Arsenic]

You finish your volunteer hours, but now you have nothing to do and you are super bored.

I wish I could play chess more often.