Corrupt a Wish

[MaxIsCosmic]

you die before you can use it

I wish for a plane ticket 

[Arsenic]

You've got a plane ticket to the place you live at, it is not very useful.

I wish it was easier to think about wishes.

Edited January 7, 2022 by Arsenic

[MaxIsCosmic]

you have to manny wished and you say them all and brake code and can never come back 

 

I wish for an aro pride flag 

[Arsenic]

Your get your flag, but it is stealed by a racoon at night. You'll never see it again.

I wish my parents let me have a bird as a pet

[Bumble_Bee_]

you get the bird, but forget to put it in its cage one night, it then pecks your eyes out

I wish that i was in a qpr

[alto]

Don't we all.

You're in a QPR, but the person turns out to be abusive.

I wish I had a pink sweatshirt.

[Bumble_Bee_]

you have a pink sweatshirt but you get in a car crash and it rips in half  (lol idk)

I wish i wasn't sick

[alto]

You aren't sick, but you are a jerk

I wish I had lunch right now

[Bumble_Bee_]

you eat lunch but you get food poisoning from it 

I wish I could graduate high school right now

[DaviM703]

You graduate right now, but your records show you didn't properly finish all the curriculum. Because of this, no college will accept you and the only employer that will hire you in McDonald's so you spend the rest of your life flipping burgers.

I wish a higher percent of people supported those who are different from them.

[a star]

They do: every time anyone sees someone different from them, they experience a compulsion to go and physically pick them up.

I wish I had all the achievements in cookie clicker

[AromanticAardvark]

You do, but the game immediately crashes and is impossible to recover.

I wish all the jobs I applied for would email me back within the next few weeks.

[a star]

They do: they all say 'no'.

I wish I had a pet unicorn

[Bumble_Bee_]

The unicorn stabs you in the stomach with its horn then runs away.

I wish that I wouldn't be seen as a child by my family

[MaxIsCosmic]

(I do too) they don't see you as a child but as a old person 

I wish I could get more rings 

[Bumble_Bee_]

You get proposed to and if you say no the person still gives you the ring

I wish that my switch had infinite battery

Edited January 10, 2022 by Bumble_Bee-

[MaxIsCosmic]

It has too much battery and it explodes (I don't know if that works) 

I wish I knew how to tie a bowtie 

[Bumble_Bee_]

You learn how to tie a bow tie and look amazing then someone cuts off your hands (sorry)

I wish I had a house

[DaviM703]

You do, but it's in such bad condition that it's not safe to go inside.

I wish I had more money than I do.

[Bumble_Bee_]

You get mugged every hour because you're literally richer than Elon Musk

I wish that my dog was still alive

[MaxIsCosmic]

I would feel like such a bad person if I did that I'm sorry I can't

I wish fake pockets didn't exist  

[Arsenic]

Fake pockets don't exist, but neither do pockets.

I wish I didn't have to wait more years to tattoo my whole body.

[MaxIsCosmic]

you tattoo your whole body but you get a skin gets infected

I wish my mom would call me Jack  

[Bumble_Bee_]

Your mom calls you Jack but she thinks your Jacksepticeye (if you know who he is)

I wish that I didn't have COVID

[MaxIsCosmic]

@Bumble_Bee- I do indeed know who that is 
You don’t have a COVID you have cancer 

I wish my roller blades fit me 

Edited January 11, 2022 by Jackson_Glass