MaxIsCosmic Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 you die before you can use it I wish for a plane ticket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 (edited) You've got a plane ticket to the place you live at, it is not very useful. I wish it was easier to think about wishes. Edited January 7, 2022 by Arsenic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 you have to manny wished and you say them all and brake code and can never come back I wish for an aro pride flag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Your get your flag, but it is stealed by a racoon at night. You'll never see it again. I wish my parents let me have a bird as a pet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_Bee_ Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 you get the bird, but forget to put it in its cage one night, it then pecks your eyes out I wish that i was in a qpr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alto Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Don't we all. You're in a QPR, but the person turns out to be abusive. I wish I had a pink sweatshirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_Bee_ Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 you have a pink sweatshirt but you get in a car crash and it rips in half (lol idk) I wish i wasn't sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alto Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 You aren't sick, but you are a jerk I wish I had lunch right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_Bee_ Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 you eat lunch but you get food poisoning from it I wish I could graduate high school right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaviM703 Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 You graduate right now, but your records show you didn't properly finish all the curriculum. Because of this, no college will accept you and the only employer that will hire you in McDonald's so you spend the rest of your life flipping burgers. I wish a higher percent of people supported those who are different from them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a star Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 They do: every time anyone sees someone different from them, they experience a compulsion to go and physically pick them up. I wish I had all the achievements in cookie clicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 You do, but the game immediately crashes and is impossible to recover. I wish all the jobs I applied for would email me back within the next few weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a star Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 They do: they all say 'no'. I wish I had a pet unicorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_Bee_ Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 The unicorn stabs you in the stomach with its horn then runs away. I wish that I wouldn't be seen as a child by my family 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 (I do too) they don't see you as a child but as a old person I wish I could get more rings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_Bee_ Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 (edited) You get proposed to and if you say no the person still gives you the ring I wish that my switch had infinite battery Edited January 10, 2022 by Bumble_Bee- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 It has too much battery and it explodes (I don't know if that works) I wish I knew how to tie a bowtie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_Bee_ Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 You learn how to tie a bow tie and look amazing then someone cuts off your hands (sorry) I wish I had a house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaviM703 Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 You do, but it's in such bad condition that it's not safe to go inside. I wish I had more money than I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_Bee_ Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 You get mugged every hour because you're literally richer than Elon Musk I wish that my dog was still alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 I would feel like such a bad person if I did that I'm sorry I can't I wish fake pockets didn't exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Fake pockets don't exist, but neither do pockets. I wish I didn't have to wait more years to tattoo my whole body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 you tattoo your whole body but you get a skin gets infected I wish my mom would call me Jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_Bee_ Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Your mom calls you Jack but she thinks your Jacksepticeye (if you know who he is) I wish that I didn't have COVID Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 (edited) @Bumble_Bee- I do indeed know who that is You don’t have a COVID you have cancer I wish my roller blades fit me Edited January 11, 2022 by Jackson_Glass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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