Corrupt a Wish

[Arsenic]

The flowers attract bees, a LOT.

I wish I was sleeping right now 

[Arsenic]

On 2/4/2022 at 4:56 PM, _pc_ said:

you cannot wake up and you become like sleeping beauty (except minus "true love") and some weird dude has to kiss you to wake up

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, OH MY GOD, I WOULD PREFER TO BE ASLEEP TO THE END OF THE DAYS, AT LEAST I WOULD HAVE COOL DREAMS!

You know how to do trigonometry, but you do it better than everybody else in the world. You are a genius! The problem is that some weird villains kidnap you to study your brain and use it to create  an army of evil robots to dominate humanity. Congratulations my friend, you have condemned us to be slaves.

I wish I had my top surgery done, I want my tits gone:(

[MaxIsCosmic]

you get more books but they are all boring 

I wish I were a cis man that didn't have to deal with dysphoria 

[Arsenic]

You are a cis man, and you don't understand dysphoria. You become transphobic, and an asshole

I wish I was a tree

[MaxIsCosmic]

brother nick, over my dead body will I become transphobic.

you get chopped down 

I wish @Bumble_Bee_ (and other account) @Bumble_Bee- would talk more again on this server I miss them- 

Edited February 8, 2022 by Jackson_Glass

[AromanticAardvark]

They talk so much on the server that you can't keep up. No one can keep up. Eventually, @Bumble_Bee_ talks so much that the server crashes, and then they take on the larger AVEN forums (and end up crashing those too).

I wish I was better at French

[dewy]

You're better at French but your French skills had to borrow some of your English skills.

I wish for some spaghetti.

[AromanticAardvark]

You get so much spaghetti that it uses up all of the world's supply of wheat. Now you have too much spaghetti and no one has any bread.

I wish I had more time to eat my lunch

[Arsenic]

You have a lot of time but no lunch to eat.

I wish my piercings were fully healed.

[Pyr]

Your piercings fully heal, but you later regret your decision and want new piercings.

I wish I could draw hands better

[Arsenic]

Hands are the only thing you can draw.

I wish I asked my squish for their number yesterday. I will never see her again.

[AromanticAardvark]

You asked for her number, but they turned you down. You are now embarrassed.

I wish I could remember what it is I'm supposed to do

[AromanticAardvark]

You do. Unfortunately, it is poisoned.

I wish I could transfer to Intermediate Rabbinics, which isn't entirely in a language I barely speak

[Guest]

You learn enough to transfer to Intermediate Rabbinics, but forget all other languages you know in the process. (...does that make sense? idk)

 

I wish I had more good story ideas. 

Edited March 3, 2022 by queer_kaleidoscope

[WilmaW]

You have more good story ideas, but they're all horror stories and will end up coming true.

 

I wish for my wish to not get corrupted, in hope of creating a paradox ?

[Arsenic]

You actually create a paradox that destroys the universe. I hope you are proud of your actions.

I wish my classmates did their job when they had to.

[DaviM703]

It turns out one of your classmates was hired to kill someone and took the job just so no one who would actually do it would with the intention of saving the person. Now, because of your wish, that person gets killed.

I wish there weren't so many people who hate others just for being different than them.

[96Neko]

All peoples became the Same No different 

 

I Wish i Had ICE cream! 

[AromanticAardvark]

You had it, in the past. You don't have it now though, only the memory.

I wish I knew what my exam result was

[Arsenic]

You know your result. It is so terrible you get kicked out from school.

I wish I was invisible and no one knew about my existence.

[DaviM703]

You get run over by a car since the driver can't see you.

I wish allos cared more about friendship than some of them seem to.

[AromanticAardvark]

They care so much that they start regimenting it, and harassing people over "are X and Y.... friends?????" It eventually goes so far that they accidentally make it into Amatonormativity 2: Friendship Edition

I wish that I could think of a wish to make

[Sili]

You can, and it comes true, but you can only wish for bad things.

I wish upon a star

[DaviM703]

You are teleported onto a star. The star is so hot that it incinerates you within a fraction of a second.

I wish I could only develop squishes on people who want to be friends with me.

[Sili]

You can, but those people all suck.

I wish for a nice, quiet, comfortable life