AromanticAardvark Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 You have a car, but it doesn't work and now you have to pay hundreds of dollars to either fix it or scrap it I wish I had done my bibliography perfectly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwiftySpeedy Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 You did your bibliography perfectly, but it burned in a fire and now you have none. I wish if I had some pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGens Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 Your pizza is covered in cockroaches and mud. I wish I had the motivation to study. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternallyTBD Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 You do but now you can’t stop studying I wish there were more good math teachers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwiftySpeedy Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 There are but they make you pay 50$ per lesson. I want some led strips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternallyTBD Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 You get some, but they are only in your least favorite color and you cannot turn them off ever I wish there were a lake or something near our house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 There is, but it's extremely dirty and unsafe to swim in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheApothiAroace Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 The person above me didn’t post a new wish, so I’m doing the person two above me 👍🏻 That lake is filled with toxic runoff due to being right next to a new nuclear power plant. I wish all of humanity would never interact with me on a friendly level or below, only professional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloThere Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 (edited) But when they interact with you on a professional level, the only thing that you can feel in that moment is awkwardness and discomfort. I wish to have unlimited superpowers so I can better humanity. Edited June 14, 2023 by HelloThere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bread_and_butterflies Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 You have unlimited superpowers, but they are randomly activated at unexpected moments, so you can’t control them. I wish to make waffles appear every time I snap my fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 The waffles are leftover from last week. I wish that I didn’t have to go to a stupid wedding out of state for someone I don’t even know and who is homophobic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloThere Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 (edited) 10 minutes ago, MaxIsCosmic said: The waffles are leftover from last week. I wish that I didn’t have to go to a stupid wedding out of state for someone I don’t even know and who is homophobic. You have to go to the funeral of Ron DeSantis in 5 years instead. I wish I could actually focus on my interests and that they wouldn’t go under in less than 5 months. Edited July 15, 2023 by HelloThere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 5 minutes ago, HelloThere said: You have to go to the funeral of Ron DeSantis in 5 years instead. I wish I could actually focus on my interests and that they wouldn’t go under in less than 5 months. You can focus on your interest but only your interest for example if you don’t like a subject in school you will literally learn nothing and fail the class I wish I could get testosterone today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloThere Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 19 minutes ago, MaxIsCosmic said: You can focus on your interest but only your interest for example if you don’t like a subject in school you will literally learn nothing and fail the class I wish I could get testosterone today It’s in really small amounts. (Also I’m still somehow able to do classes, I just suck at listening but it’s easy to pick up all of that info if I learn it right in my head, though I forget it fast. XD). I wish I could have unlimited knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 You COULD have unlimited knowledge, but you don't. (Alternatively, you have unlimited knowledge but none of it is organized in your mind, so if you're trying to know something about one subject you'll suddenly know everything about a different subject instead) I wish for an outfit generator that gives me the perfect outfit for any given occasion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rackson Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 On 7/16/2023 at 12:41 PM, AromanticAardvark said: You COULD have unlimited knowledge, but you don't. (Alternatively, you have unlimited knowledge but none of it is organized in your mind, so if you're trying to know something about one subject you'll suddenly know everything about a different subject instead) I wish for an outfit generator that gives me the perfect outfit for any given occasion Your outfit generator goes off in public and people are shocked and scared of this magic. Word spreads like wildfire and soon the government gets involved. They kidnap you and take you and your device to a secret underground headquarter where they try to unravel the secret of your fashionable outfit machine. You spend the rest of your life underground trapped, right next to the ufo room. I wish that I didn't have ADHD anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloThere Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 1 minute ago, Rackson said: Your outfit generator goes off in public and people are shocked and scared of this magic. Word spreads like wildfire and soon the government gets involved. They kidnap you and take you and your device to a secret underground headquarter where they try to unravel the secret of your fashionable outfit machine. You spend the rest of your life underground trapped, right next to the ufo room. I wish that I didn't have ADHD anymore. It’s replaced with severe anxiety instead. I wish that I had the animation and drawing skills of Jaiden Animations herself. (The aroace queen) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rackson Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 2 minutes ago, HelloThere said: It’s replaced with severe anxiety instead. I wish that I had the animation and drawing skills of Jaiden Animations herself. (The aroace queen) The magic you tube genie grants your wish, but the next time you sit down to draw you realize that you can ONLY draw things that Jaiden has drawn publicly before. You can copy her art and style perfectly, but can only draw frames of animation that she has made. New wish: I wish that I didn't have to go to work in an hour :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloThere Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 54 minutes ago, Rackson said: The magic you tube genie grants your wish, but the next time you sit down to draw you realize that you can ONLY draw things that Jaiden has drawn publicly before. You can copy her art and style perfectly, but can only draw frames of animation that she has made. New wish: I wish that I didn't have to go to work in an hour :( You have to go to work in 5 minutes. I wish that the cursed effects of my last wish, past, present, and future, would disappear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwiftySpeedy Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 They all do, along with yourself and your existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 You forgot to make a wish, so I'll make one for you, and one of my own: Your wish: I wish I had remembered to make a wish My wish: I wish I had the motivation to finish studying for my test tomorrow (and my exam Thursday) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveloses Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 On 7/8/2016 at 3:46 AM, Zema said: You do but everyone knows about it, and so you are constantly nagged by others to use your perfect internet wherever you go. I wish that I could set foot on another planet. Your foot is amputated and set on another planet without you being present. I wish I all the food I cook turns out perfectly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synthetic Adrenaline Posted August 7, 2023 Share Posted August 7, 2023 On 7/18/2023 at 9:36 PM, loveloses said: Your foot is amputated and set on another planet without you being present. I wish I all the food I cook turns out perfectly It does. Now people pester and annoy the tar out of you because they want you to cook for them. I wish for a hyacinth macaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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