DaviM703 Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 You become the richest person in the world and get that wish with the money you got from not paying employees enough, then this time the petition to not let you back onto Earth succeeds and you never get to come back. I wish it was easier to make friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alto Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 It's easy to make friends, but they're all assholes. I wish I could trust people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 you do trust them. The people are still untrustworthy though, you're just more stupid. I wish I could teleport myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewix Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 You can teleport yourself but only to one random place in a desert and it's a one way trip. I wish I could have all the sushi in the World Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 You get crushed under a mountain of sushi I wish I could breathe fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFennecfox Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 A knight mistakes you for a dragon and kills you. I wish I understood sports. (Like, even a little bit.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 you get sucked into the abyss of sports and ever come back I wish I could get new jeans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazydreamer Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 As soon as you buy a pair of jeans someone trips you and they rip causing a huge hole on your back shin I wish I could read minds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 There are a lot of people whose minds you really wish you couldn't read I wish I could cook a steak well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alto Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 You can, but it draws a crowd of dogs who start following you everywhere. This is great at first, but gets old after a few years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 On 12/14/2021 at 10:07 PM, alto said: You can, but it draws a crowd of dogs who start following you everywhere. This is great at first, but gets old after a few years. Continue the wishes:( You have broken it:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alto Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 I wish my Mom could live forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 She gets bored after the first few million years and spends the rest of eternity hating you. I wish it could be Christmas every day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdogfingers Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 it is christmas everyday! but soon enough, your house is overrun with objects and trinkets you've gotten, and you start getting things you don't care about because it becomes increasingly harder to get things you'd enjoy when you have everything you would enjoy already. i wish i could talk about my fixations as much as i want without anybody getting mad at me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaviM703 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 Everyone except you dies. Now no one gets mad at you for whatever you do but there are no other people to have any kind of relationship with. I wish a lot of people didn't still assume I was a man no matter how I present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 People assume you are a tree and no one Talks to you I wish my dad wasn’t transphobic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 (edited) Your dad is not transphobic cause you have no dad now. I wish I looked as the "queer-coded villain" Edited December 29, 2021 by Arsenic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdogfingers Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 superheroes start coming after you because they think you're the big bad villain now, and it takes very long to convince them you're not the villain you just look like them. you come out of the situation very injured every time. i wish i never had writer's block! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 You are not blocked anymore, but you have too much inspiration that you can't stop writing. You write everyday, and become obsessed with it. You forget to eat, and to sleep, and you finally die. But, hei! You died as a famous writer! I wish I understood humans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 You understand humans. you understand every motive everyone ever has to do anything and there are many, many times you wish you didn't understand this. I wish I had a cookie right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 (edited) You have a cookie, but it was created ten years ago. It smells and looks disgusting. I wish I could teleport Edited December 30, 2021 by Arsenic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaviM703 Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 You can teleport, but your clothes don't teleport with you. I wish there weren't so many anti-vaxxers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyr Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 A new vaccine is created, and everyone in the world takes it. Little do they all know, this new vaccine is very deadly, but the negative effects happen only after a few years! The human race goes into decline, and in a couple years, all of humanity is dead. I wish I could shape shift... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 You can shape shift, but never into the things you want. I wish people didn't misgender me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 people don't misgender you because you don't exist (honestly I wish the same thing tho) I wish I could buy another binder so I don't have to wear the same one 24/7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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