Corrupt a Wish

[MaxIsCosmic]

you play chess with me but I don't know how to play chess 

I wish I could hug bee 

[Bumble_Bee_]

We hug and nothing bad happens
I wish I didn't have to write an essay in 90 minutes tomorrow

[Arsenic]

Now you must write it in 30 minutes.

I wish I was at the beach

[MaxIsCosmic]

you get bit by a shark 

I wish I could die my hair 

[Arsenic]

You are allergic to the dye. You die.

I wish it was easier to think about wishes.

[MaxIsCosmic]

you have to manny and you can't decide 

I wish my dad would not be transphobic and stop shaming me for being trans.

Edited January 26, 2022 by Jackson_Glass

[Bumble_Bee_]

Your dad dies.

I wish my finals weren't so hard

[MaxIsCosmic]

your finals are now so eazy you assume it's trick question and get it wrong

I wish it were friday  

[AromanticAardvark]

It is Friday, which means you didn't wish for it to be Friday because it already was, so your wish can't have been granted. Congrats, you've created a paradox and collapsed the space-time continuum

I wish I had everything I need to do done

[MaxIsCosmic]

you now have every goal in your life doe ad have nothing to live for 

I wish my teacher let me have my phone in class 

[Arsenic]

You spent too much time using your phone in class and you fail your exams due to not paying attention.

[MaxIsCosmic]

@Arsenicsir what do you wish? you broke it-

Edited January 27, 2022 by Jackson_Glass

[Arsenic]

Oh yeah, sorry, I was distracted. I wish frogs weren't venomous because I wan't to cuddle them.

[alto]

You can cuddle all the frogs you want, but they have teeth and they bite like in DUMA KEY by Stephen King

I wish every one of my exes but Zoe could hear the choral song Lunar Lullaby, it's so pretty

[MaxIsCosmic]

they hear it and now are def 

I wish school would let me listen to music in class

[AromanticAardvark]

They let you listen, but now you can't hear your teachers and you fail school.

I wish I could stop time and do my assignments while time is stopped.

[roboticanary]

As you have stopped time every action you take is done infinitely fast. This gives you a terrible headache and your work is worse than if you hadn't stopped time.

 

I wish I was a billionaire 

[MaxIsCosmic]

you are now jeff bezos 

I wish I had some goldfish  

[Pyr]

Once you look at something, you find it impossible to look away. All you can dois stare at it and think about it. You forget about eating and drinking while focusing on this object, and die from dehydration. But at least you had some interesting thoughts on the on ebject!

I wish I had a pet cat :]

[Arsenic]

Tour cat is actually a tiger. He attacks you. You are dead now.

I wish I had orange juice.

[AromanticAardvark]

You have so much orange juice you drown in it and flood the world.

I wish I wasn't such a picky eater

[Pyr]

You start not to care about what your food tastes like and eat poisonous berries.You die a slow and painful death.

I wish I was a better artist

[roboticanary]

you are locked up in a cage and forced to practice art for 16 hours a day.

I wish I could keep an army of tiny hippos as pets

[Arsenic]

They are rebel hippos. They do not want you as leader, so they leave.

I wish I had more time to do exercise.

[roboticanary]

you have more time but you have no motivation to exercise

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair