MaxIsCosmic Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 you play chess with me but I don't know how to play chess I wish I could hug bee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_Bee_ Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 We hug and nothing bad happens I wish I didn't have to write an essay in 90 minutes tomorrow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Now you must write it in 30 minutes. I wish I was at the beach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 you get bit by a shark I wish I could die my hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 You are allergic to the dye. You die. I wish it was easier to think about wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 (edited) you have to manny and you can't decide I wish my dad would not be transphobic and stop shaming me for being trans. Edited January 26, 2022 by Jackson_Glass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_Bee_ Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Your dad dies. I wish my finals weren't so hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 your finals are now so eazy you assume it's trick question and get it wrong I wish it were friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 It is Friday, which means you didn't wish for it to be Friday because it already was, so your wish can't have been granted. Congrats, you've created a paradox and collapsed the space-time continuum I wish I had everything I need to do done 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 you now have every goal in your life doe ad have nothing to live for I wish my teacher let me have my phone in class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 You spent too much time using your phone in class and you fail your exams due to not paying attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 (edited) @Arsenicsir what do you wish? you broke it- Edited January 27, 2022 by Jackson_Glass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 Oh yeah, sorry, I was distracted. I wish frogs weren't venomous because I wan't to cuddle them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alto Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 You can cuddle all the frogs you want, but they have teeth and they bite like in DUMA KEY by Stephen King I wish every one of my exes but Zoe could hear the choral song Lunar Lullaby, it's so pretty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 they hear it and now are def I wish school would let me listen to music in class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 They let you listen, but now you can't hear your teachers and you fail school. I wish I could stop time and do my assignments while time is stopped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 As you have stopped time every action you take is done infinitely fast. This gives you a terrible headache and your work is worse than if you hadn't stopped time. I wish I was a billionaire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 you are now jeff bezos I wish I had some goldfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyr Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Once you look at something, you find it impossible to look away. All you can dois stare at it and think about it. You forget about eating and drinking while focusing on this object, and die from dehydration. But at least you had some interesting thoughts on the on ebject! I wish I had a pet cat :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Tour cat is actually a tiger. He attacks you. You are dead now. I wish I had orange juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 You have so much orange juice you drown in it and flood the world. I wish I wasn't such a picky eater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyr Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 You start not to care about what your food tastes like and eat poisonous berries.You die a slow and painful death. I wish I was a better artist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 you are locked up in a cage and forced to practice art for 16 hours a day. I wish I could keep an army of tiny hippos as pets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 They are rebel hippos. They do not want you as leader, so they leave. I wish I had more time to do exercise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 you have more time but you have no motivation to exercise I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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