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they see see me arolling, they hace-ting, patrolling they see me but i ain't flirty, no I really ain`t flirty, I just ain`t flirty, I really ain`t flirty...

My aromance shows proud, they hating...

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On 4/13/2016 at 2:59 PM, DannyFenton123 said:

How did the asexual person do on the test?

 

They aced it :ph34r:

xD Okay, I admit, that one got me.

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What do you have if you get an asexual person to dig?

An ace in the hole! 

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On 14/04/2016 at 4:11 PM, breaddd said:

"I like my men how I like my coffee...I don't drink coffee."

 

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Okay this one isn't a pun but it accurately represents aromantics, right? It has the word arrow xD

^ This is the only monologue I need.. ever

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my last name is code.  my mom's maiden name was arro.  it's estonian--pronounced with a long 'a' like army.  she didn't keep it but for the purposes of this, she's an arro-code and i'm an aro code. 

 

and this is more of a joke than a pun but i love it.  pretty much any tennis player, like me, has heard the joke "never date a tennis player; to them, love means nothing".  (when calling the score, 'love' means 0.)  i think you see where i'm going with this.  

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Permission to use "adar" as an aro/ace substitute for gaydar.

Example:

     "Damn, that girl is hot. Do you think she'll go for me?"

     "No way man. She totally sets off my adar."

 

Also I came up with this before reading what Ettina said but:

 

What do you call a sex-favourable asexual having sex?

 

An ace in the hole!

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3 hours ago, Naegleria fowleri said:

Permission to use "adar" as an aro/ace substitute for gaydar.

Example:

     "Damn, that girl is hot. Do you think she'll go for me?"

     "No way man. She totally sets off my adar."

I've been using "arometer" for aromantic. Like "barometer"! :P 

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1 hour ago, techno-trashcan said:

I've been using "arometer" for aromantic. Like "barometer"! :P 

This is an amazing idea, I'm gonna use it to confuse the allos

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