Aro/Ace puns

[Louis On Air]

Have you ever combined aro or ace with anything? Hold that thought and post it here!

 

Vive l'arovelution

[aihpen]

I used the words "Modarotor" and "Aromeda Galaxy" in CAPSLOCKIA before and also "acesthetic" is something I use.

[DannyFenton123]

How did the asexual person do on the test?

 

They aced it 

[Louis On Air]

Aroast dinner

 

idearo

 

he's glaroing at me

[Vega]

Not a pun, but I keep reading aromatic as aromantic, and vice versa.

 

"Why is that tea aromantic? ohhhhh...." 

[Spud]

I practiced a bunch in school, and now I'm finally a better archer!

 

I guess you could call me...

 

An arrow ace

[DeMorgan]

Let's not forget the allo/aro puns! What did the allosexual aromantic gypsy use to foretell the future? Allot of Tarot cards!

[46odnetnin]

Oh no what have you guys started?

People ask me about the weather a lot. I like to think of myself as a Barometer.

I'm lucky, no matter where I am, I always have an ace up my sleeve.

I learned to fly planes, now I'm an ace pilot.

What do you call an Italian man rolling sideways? A-sausage aro-ll.

Someone tried to date me once, but the chances were naro.

[Louis On Air]

Carro on

lacen to me

aro we finished yet?

[omitef]

Some people love to watch the world burn. Some people are incapable of feeling love. Me? I guess you could call me a pay-ro-maniac.

[Zema]

Sometimes i think, "I fly as straight as an arrow". And now an excuse to share this video:

And with that, 100 posts.

[Louis On Air]

I'm getting arotated 

[omitef]

I am an awkward arotato and I am not apeeling to anybody

[DannyFenton123]

7 hours ago, Zemaddog said:

Sometimes i think, "I fly as straight as an arrow". And now an excuse to share this video:

And with that, 100 posts.

Congr-aro-lations!

[Louis On Air]

Arotic: it means not erotic

[breaddd]

"I like my men how I like my coffee...I don't drink coffee."

 

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Okay this one isn't a pun but it accurately represents aromantics, right? It has the word arrow

[DannyFenton123]

8 hours ago, breaddd said:

"I like my men how I like my coffee...I don't drink coffee."

 

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Okay this one isn't a pun but it accurately represents aromantics, right? It has the word arrow

And she didn't get married in the end!

[Vega]

16 hours ago, breaddd said:

"I like my men how I like my coffee...I don't drink coffee."

 

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Okay this one isn't a pun but it accurately represents aromantics, right? It has the word arrow

One of my favorite movies.

 

[omitef]

tfw you're an aro but you don't wanna shoot anybody

[Cassiopeia]

 

I can't decide if this meant to be contemporary art or kiss taking or both. I salute you, Marcel Duchamp of our generation.

 

[Spud]

I am so good at shooting down people; I'm such an aro-maniac

[Louis On Air]

7 hours ago, Cassiopeia said:

 

I can't decide if this meant to be contemporary art or kiss taking or both. I salute you, Marcel Duchamp of our generation.

 

This is kind of Arotic

[Cassiopeia]

I can't find the original of the middle one (someone did it with the ace flag, I have been digging for it for a week, nothing. Someone please send me a link ) so I decided to remake it for this forum.

After that it just went out of control

 

Featuring: "Put down that pitchfork, seriously, we just wanted to be friends...",

"When you kiss me like that it feels like you devouring my soul" and finally

"Invisible but not to the randoms who low key wanna kill me. Seriously who are these people? All I wanted was a second breakfast"

 

[Mezzo Forte]

I sometimes joke about starting an Aromantic, Asexual, and Agender drumline, because it would form a AAA Battery. Does that count?

 

And well, I'm the one who came up with the name "Arocalypse," which probably counts!

[Dodecahedron314]

10 hours ago, Mezzo Forte said:

I sometimes joke about starting an Aromantic, Asexual, and Agender drumline, because it would form a AAA Battery. Does that count?

I had to march in a parade today, and because our pep band's snare drummer suddenly got really sick, I had to fill in for him at the last minute (with my grand total of 2 cumulative days of practice and 1 performance, at a con last month, after which I had never picked up snare sticks again until today)...so as an agender aroace snare drummer, today I was indeed the AAA battery.