blacktea Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 11 hours ago, Mezzo Forte said: I sometimes joke about starting an Aromantic, Asexual, and Agender drumline, because it would form a AAA Battery. Does that count? And well, I'm the one who came up with the name "Arocalypse," which probably counts! I love the idea of AAA battery, I would totally audition for a spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassiopeia Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Three people are sitting front of the cafe, eating ice lollies. One is licking it, the other is sucking on it, and the third is biting it. Which one is the aro ace? (ƃuᴉɹ ʞɔɐlq ɐ ƃuᴉɹɐǝʍ ǝuo ǝɥʇ) Isn't it a bit unfair that we only have aro/ace puns here? I have lots of other awful jokes about allosexual people to post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bee Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 What kind of laptop do asexuals use? Acer. Confession: I am ace and I have this computer. I am a pun. And proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aihpen Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 I'm an ace who sometimes drinks ACE juice. Does that make me a cannibal? (Does anyone here even know what ACE juice is?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted May 19, 2016 Author Share Posted May 19, 2016 Yay, this thread is resurrected, soon we'll be on AROll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breaddd Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 On 4/25/2016 at 5:22 PM, Cassiopeia said: Three people are sitting front of the cafe, eating ice lollies. One is licking it, the other is sucking on it, and the third is biting it. Which one is the aro ace? (ƃuᴉɹ ʞɔɐlq ɐ ƃuᴉɹɐǝʍ ǝuo ǝɥʇ) Isn't it a bit unfair that we only have aro/ace puns here? I have lots of other awful jokes about allosexual people to post... I encourage this. I want to hear them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodecahedron314 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Recently, I made an AVEN post comparing being a romance-repulsed aro in a largely alloromantic world with being a cactus in a world dominated by swampy, marshy plants, and at the end of it, I concluded that I'm a cactace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted May 27, 2016 Author Share Posted May 27, 2016 3 hours ago, Dodecahedron314 said: Recently, I made an AVEN post comparing being a romance-repulsed aro in a largely alloromantic world with being a cactus in a world dominated by swampy, marshy plants, and at the end of it, I concluded that I'm a cactace. Fair doos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassiopeia Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 mokay. look at this lovely attempt of the kinsey scale, straight from infographic hell. aka "Mum, dad, I have something to tell you. I'm attracted to women with gay male feet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elluna Hellen Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 On 19-5-2016 at 10:36 AM, Bee said: What kind of laptop do asexuals use? Acer. Confession: I am ace and I have this computer. I am a pun. And proud. I laughed, because I have an acer and I have DEFINITELY mentally made this pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vega Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Now really a pun, but today my cousin had a brand of tea that called itself "aromatic" and it took me a while to realize she didn't have aro tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spud Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Guys, keep 'em coming. I have to combat my friend's gay jokes and jokes about closets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tal Shi'ar Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 What do you call a group of aromantics hanging out? A quiver of aros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paporomantic Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 On 5/27/2016 at 8:16 AM, Dodecahedron314 said: Recently, I made an AVEN post comparing being a romance-repulsed aro in a largely alloromantic world with being a cactus in a world dominated by swampy, marshy plants, and at the end of it, I concluded that I'm a cactace. A saguaro cactace In genarol, it's not hard to find a pletharo of words containing 'aro' using e.g. Litscape. My farovites (apart from 'saguaro', which I considered as a potential display name) are: aroid aroint arouser / arousable bigaroon cellarous laparoscope madarosis mallemaroking* picaro tartarous zingaro * a very specific term defined as 'the carousing of seamen on board Greenland whaling ships'; also, 'mallem' means 'I'd like to be' in Latin. My display name is a play on the name of a Pokémon species aromatisse (which might itself be regarded as a play on the word 'aromatise' and Henry Matisse's name) and the French words 'mantisse' meaning 'mantissa' and '(je/él) tisse' meaning '(I/he) weave(s) / spin(s)'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassiopeia Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 also it can be an aro mantis. comes in fab queer and cold b!tch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 31 minutes ago, aroMa(n)tisse said: In genarol, it's not hard to find a pletharo of words containing 'aro' using e.g. Litscape. One of the words containing aro is "acarophobe", or as I like to pronounce it: Ack! Aro Phobe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodecahedron314 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 I'll just let this video (which is superb and will now be stuck in your head for the rest of the day) and the ensuing message that I sent to my friend with whom I make way too many queer puns speak for themselves. Edit: the screenshot didn't work, so here's the transcript: Quote I just finished my physics pset, and I was rewarding myself with an A Cappella Science video after every problem. The last problem was about entropy, so naturally I picked Entropic Time to celebrate finishing it. I was humming it a few minutes after the video finished, and realized something that made me fall back into my chair. I am aromantic. I also obey the Second Law of Thermodynamics. I am...an aro of entropic time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punable Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 I like sex as much as I like tidying my room. 'nuff said. I'm ace-ceptional. What is the aromatic asexual card? The ace of hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassiopeia Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 (x) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted June 6, 2016 Author Share Posted June 6, 2016 15 hours ago, Punable said: What is the aromatic asexual card? The ace of hearts. No, the ace of hearts is the romantic asexual card but the ace of spades is the aro-ace card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 On 22/04/2016 at 2:46 AM, Cassiopeia said: I can't find the original of the middle one (someone did it with the ace flag, I have been digging for it for a week, nothing. Someone please send me a link ) so I decided to remake it for this forum. After that it just went out of control Featuring: "Put down that pitchfork, seriously, we just wanted to be friends...", "When you kiss me like that it feels like you devouring my soul" and finally "Invisible but not to the randoms who low key wanna kill me. Seriously who are these people? All I wanted was a second breakfast" I found it! Completely on accident! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassiopeia Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 @Zemaddog yesss. thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 So, in chat it was mentioned about how some people think that aromantics and asexuals aren't real. And I said, "If ace/aros are imaginary, that just means we're too complex for you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted June 6, 2016 Author Share Posted June 6, 2016 Aromantic allosexuals aren't bad to wrong, they've just been stuck be Cupid's aro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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