Arsenic Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 It is were able but it doesn't fit you. I wish my hair wasn't blonde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 your hair is now snakes sadly you aren't from greek mythology so its not long before you just have dead and dying snakes sat on top of your head and its really terrible. I wish I could launch fireballs at people 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deltalorian Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 You can throw fireballs out of your hands. Sadly, your hands are still flammable and it is ridiculously easily to give yourself third degree burns. I wish I will never get a cold again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 You will never get a cold again, but instead you will get malaria. I wish my ear piercing didn't hurt. Also, @Deltalorian, you've got the best signature ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deltalorian Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 10 minutes ago, Arsenic said: Also, @Deltalorian, you've got the best signature ever. I know it's incredible. Also I just noticed this, but our profile icons are looking in pretty much the same direction. Anyway, your ear ear piercing doesn't hurt anymore because it healed, and needs to be re-pierced. I wish to no longer feel any joint pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaikeruSapphire Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 You no longer feel any joint pain, but it's because you no longer have any joints. All of your limbs are frozen in place and you can't move them. I wish unhealthy food wasn't as common as it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glypharia.exe Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 unfortunately, it's very common, to the point where unhealthy food is all of the food, and the human population wastes away. I wish I didn't have vitamin deficiencies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 You don't have vitamin deficiencies. You have bone deficiencies. You have no bones, and are a jiggling mass of flesh and blood. I wish I got a 100 on my History assignment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 Well, the teacher tells you at first that you got a 100, but actually it was a correction mistake and your mark is way lower. I wish I had black claws on my hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 You do, but they're sticking up on your palms and you can't hold anything or close your hands ever again I wish all of the work I have to do was done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sili Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 It is. But considering you posted that on June 7th, and its now June 20th, odds are its all late. I wish I didnt have an interview in a different city tomorrow, damn trains are going to be a PITA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 you have an interview in a different reality. the train is fine but the dimentional jump union are on strike which is even more of a pain. I wish i didn't keep getting terrible songs stuck in my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyledgarlic Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 4 minutes ago, roboticanary said: you have an interview in a different reality. the train is fine but the dimentional jump union are on strike which is even more of a pain. I wish i didn't keep getting terrible songs stuck in my head. you now can’t remember your favorite songs i wish i lived in subtropical/temperate rainforest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 You don't, you get great songs stuck in your head, which is much worse since now you hate those songs, as they're wayyy overplayed I wish for a 100 on my math exam tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sili Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 You get 100, but the test is out of 10 million. I wish I felt well, I have shit to do today, but im so lethargic :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelyleaf Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 If you felt well then you'd have to do the shit you have to do I wish I could walk twice as fast as I do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 You can but you constantly fall. I wish I didn't feel this empty right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deltalorian Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 ...how on Earth do you corrupt a wish thats such a mood? Hmm... you no longer feel empty, because your lungs are filled with water and you're drowning. I wish that whenever I wanted to, I could teleport into a universe where everything is Minecraft and live in the game-like world (being able to touch and feel everything because it was real there) and be able to teleport back to this world at command. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sili Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 You can, unfortunetly physics makes no sense in Minecraft, and the moment you teleport over you are crushed by gravity that makes no sense. I wish I could win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 You could, but it requires a lot of effort and you can't be arsed. So you still lose. I wish my sleeping pattern was more reasonable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaviM703 Posted July 10, 2022 Share Posted July 10, 2022 Your sleeping pattern separates from you and becomes its own being capable of reasonable thought. Now this additional being is very reasonable and rational, but you no longer have a sleeping pattern so you are awake 24/7 and always too tired to think. I wish I had more ideas for things I could wish for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sili Posted July 10, 2022 Share Posted July 10, 2022 You have loads of ideas of things to wish for, but they all have really big downsides I wish I was the very model of a major general Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaviM703 Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 You are now an action figure of a major general. Since action figures are inanimate objects, that's what you are now. I wish I could fall asleep more easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glypharia.exe Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 You can, but every time you fall asleep, you have nightmares. I wish I had motivation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sili Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 You do, but not to do any of the things you need to do. I wish working out was easier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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