Give the worst description Possible

[Zema]

A man who can't count to 3 tries to find someone's cup only to be insulted by a Frenchman.

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Everyone gets arrested in the end.

[Louis On Air]

Some sesame street ripoffs and the world`s worst dad really need to secure their doors to stop the propaganda puppets from "teaching"

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

The adopted daughter of an addicted solo mother seeks her birth parents

 

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The phrase 'there are plenty of fish in the sea' proves as unhelpful as ever when someone is looking for a specific fish. Meanwhile the shark rehab group, where they literally swear off eating food, is going about as well as could be expected. On the positive side at least younger viewers will never again make the mistake of wanting to go to the dentist, or of cleaning their fishtank.

 

[DannyFenton123]

An anterograde amnesiac tries to find her parents and avoid going to Cleveland.

 

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

Having accidentally boldly gone where no-one* had gone before a bunch of scientific bureaucrats and criminals get cold feet and just want to GO HOME. Unfortunately a bunch of stroppy corpse-robots want to stop them.

 

*ignoring, of course, the countless races who already live there, because they are clearly no-one

 

(ouch, I described this one so badly I feel it necessary to point out it is one of my favourite shows of all time )

[Louis On Air]

Horny teenagers fuck and everyone in Bristol is a bit shifty.

[Zema]

A group of young adults doing community service get surprisingly good at hiding dead bodies.

 

[Louis On Air]

An incredibly right wing closet homophobe fails to grip onto a TV presenting career and instead pisses off his radio listeners, guests, hotel staff, builders, girlfriends & assistant.

[Zema]

Tits and gore

Wait...

 

I feel like that's a good description. Oh well.

[Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion]

An aromantic-asexual points out that marrying the first man you meet, the day you met them, might not be a good idea. With a superhuman amount of restraint she manages not to say "I told you so" at the end. 

 

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(and what about books? Because why not)
A rich child, who believes in fairies, kidnaps a police-woman and keeps her prisoner in the basement.

 

 

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It isn't just physical prowess and lots of muscles that make a man a  powerful force for good. It is kindness, determination, and intelligence.........that get the man the muscles and physical prowess he needs to be a powerful force for good.

 

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16 minutes ago, Zemaddog said:

Tits and gore



Wait...

 

I feel like that's a good description. Oh well.

hehehe
Then of course we have it's evil brother:


Dick jokes and gore

[Cassiopeia]

Nerdy women in wellies and onesies terminate CGI characters and pass every feminist movie bias test known to man.

 

 

(But seriously, it passes the Bechdel test, the Mako Mori test, the Sexy Lamp test, the Tauriel test, the Furiosa test...)

[Zema]

The main protagonists beat their opponents at a card game because they (platonically) love their friends more.

[Nixenota]

Large naked men have a snack and an army leader named Ravioli can't stop cleaning

[Louis On Air]

Seth believes sex with girls drunk enough to want him is all there is to life. Also the only reason their plan backfires is because they chased after a girl with reshaped tits.

[Louis On Air]

In a series of twisted tales about humanity's dark desires being amplified by technological innovation, everyone will keep talking about the only uplifting episode and not the one that's set today, right now and has the most disgusting conclusion of all. Also the world is a fascist society where class is dictated by a nightmare version of yelp. (Double damage muthafukas)

[DannyFenton123]

There is cake at the end of this game.

[Generic Clown]

A man in Victorian England had a cool nickname, so his descendants were all named with that same nickname in mind.

 

[Cassiopeia]

 

Youtube's comment section is a lynch mob with perverted imagination and homicidal urges. The average vlogger would do anything for money, melodrama and views.

[techno]

An amputee and his tin can brother fail to resurrect the dead and accidentally save the world from a government conspiracy through the power of friendship.

 

[Untamed Heart]

Spongebob Squarepants - A mad sponge who has no sense of personal boundaries or impending doom, forces his friendship onto everyone, works for a slave driver crab, but doesn't seem to care. The most relatable character is bitter and depressed. 

[Cereal Tendencies]

Smart college drop-out finds a job at a law firm

 

[Blackscarlet666]

two guys in flannels wonder around with their "angel and demon" while hunting and killing things that are "Monsters"

 

[DeltaAro]

Four space rogues, an android, a billionaire and a nerd girl lose their memories and embark on a galactic quest to answer the question of "nature vs. nurture".

 

 

 

[Arocalypse]

Six 12 year olds become digital demons.

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[Thaa]

A guy with a man bun, wooden sandals and a bathing robe walks in the future towards the past.

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