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I found out about this thread existing, and oh boy I have some good ones:

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British Junkie moves to New York and solves cases with this non-junkie girl

Elementary: Season 1;Elementary: Amazon.ca: Lucy Liu, Jonny Lee Miller,  Aidan Quinn: Movies & TV Shows

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Sociopath junkie who solves cases to get high lives with military boyfriend and he also gets pulled into solving said cases

Sherlock (TV series) - Wikipedia

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3 girls who are the living stereotypes of nerdy, fashionable, and witty get recruited by an old man to spy on more old men and fight them

Totally Spies! - Wikipedia

 

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Nazi Monster starts killing everyone, but is somehow stopped by a dedicated group of kids, some teens, and some light adult intervention.

Stranger Things

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A cantankerous teenage boy starts seeing ghosts, attacks them with swords and runs a secret life with an ancient teenage girl and a shopkeeper who hired two kids and has a talking cat as a best friend. Actually, the last bit didn't sound so bad.

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Bleach.

 

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[WARNING: the following literally spoils everything]

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1: british dude fights his vampire brother and then blows up

2: british new yorker fight stone thong men and flings the immortal stone thong man into space

3: british new yorker but now old go to fight the vampire brother in part 1 with his grandson and some queers that they found. grandson somehow gets vampire brother's power and kills him

4: japanese murder mystery where the murderer is a weirdly attractive hand fetish guy

5: 15 yr old queer joins the mafia and a gang with more queers and fight the pink haired stripper and becomes a mafia boss

6: lesbian tries to break out of jail with her dad but priest says no, kills them all, speeds up time and resets the universe

7: gay cowboys try to get jesus' bones that give powers while the president tried to stop them

8: child of gay lovers has an identity crisis and discovers a spiky foreign fruit that exchanges 

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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

 

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little boy whose age isnt a concrete number wants to become a hero

OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes! - Rotten Tomatoes

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rich old guy who somehow isnt fucking dead goes on adventures with his niece's children and this one geek girl who researches an entire family for fun

DuckTales (TV Series 2017–2021) - IMDb

 

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Genetically engineered child soldiers are forced into horrific military combat by a zealous religious organisation to fight a slave army with worrying levels of sentience. Oh yeah, this show is mainly for kids/young teens.

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On 5/6/2022 at 8:13 AM, dragkars said:

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LOL, this anime was a bit too bizarre for me. Watched like 4 or 5 episodes...

On the upside, there's one character named JotARO Kujo. 😁

Just another Isekai Power Fantasy and Overlord rip-off...

 

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British people vs Russians.

 

 

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An american who knows nothing about football flies to the UK and becomes a coach.

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A bunch of singing smokers.

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 A group of depressed teenagers playing soft tennis in order to escape reality.

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A group of depressed people of all age looking for a magic book.

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Kids are fighting a war against evil witch lady who summons evil monsters that can't think for themselves that search for negative energy, the kids have weapons that range from a camera to a high impact, fully customizable sniper combined with a scythe to shotgun gauntlets. Oh yeah they are based on fairytale and mythological characters like Little Red Riding Hood and Achilles plus there is magic that isn't magic and there is magic that is magic.

 

 

 

It's RWBY by the way it's pronounced like ruby

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(Tw and spoilers) 

 

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Daycare animatronics play games on youtube, an ai/virus that literally looks like a burnt dorito/burnt macaroni comes along trying to unalive them and get ahold of the newton star, creates another ai from a happy thought, the other childlike bean that was created tries to stop the original daycare attendants, gets abused by his creator/brother and later disowns him siding with the original attendants, the first ai/virus still tries and tries hard to stop them from stopping him from getting ahold of the newton star, his first creation was revealed to be an ai that is quite literally an adorable blood lusting murderer, they catch the adorable murderer, try to keep him from running away, keep them with a gator themed animatronic, they fail miserably, the adorable murderer goes on a unaliving rampage, he comes back, he talks to his other self, meanwhile the burnt dorito activates the moon themed daycare attendants kill code, and so it messes him all up, the bean gets his own body, burnt dorito catches him, threatens to kill the bean (his own brother) if the gator didn't give him the star, blows up his brother, gets the star, has a dusty musty crsuty creation (he made for purposes I don't know since I'm only going on based on what I've heard from people who saw all the lore until the present), him and hiscreation die, an earth themed animatronic comes along who is like a therapist, her and the gator give the bean a new body. The bean comes back even more traumatized, and is no longer happy, an alternate good version of the burnt dorito comes along, sicne he knew the bean, and confronts og burnt dorito before burnt dorito died, hangs around the og universe, and that's about how much I know. The adorable murderer kills the Killcode which has his own body. There.

 

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A man that hasn't seen his parents for a while accidentally reunites with them, and ends up killing his father & getting his mother pregnant.

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