Cassiopeia Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Sure. I'm not a big fan of chocolate anyway. 1million, but you have to live 5 years in a house with cameras everywhere, and the footage will be online as a 24/24 reality show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Nope, I am a very private person. I couldn't last 5 minutes, let alone years a million dollars but the only liquid you can drink for the next year is tap-water, you can still eat normally but soup is off the menu of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted July 15, 2016 Author Share Posted July 15, 2016 Yeah I think I could manage. Although, currently my only source of vitamin C is apple juice, so I'll have to find another. A million dollars but you have to endure being in a romantic relationship for the next year with no way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Oh no, nononono. Wait, just a sec, what if it is my squish. I could live with that if she wanted. So yes, but only if it is my squish, You inherit a million dollars, but to claim the inheritance you must first gain citizenship in a foreign country where they do not speak your language(s), you cannot tell anyone why you must do this, and you cannot get an advance on any of the money to help you. You can however choose the country, so long as it fits the criteria 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Ok, I`m up for a challenge! $1m but they`re Zimbabwean Dollars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted July 15, 2016 Author Share Posted July 15, 2016 Sure. That's still a fair amount of money seeing as they recently fixed their hyperinflation problem. A million dollars but, everyone treats you like you're a cat, even though you are not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Hmmm, you had me until the you are not a cat part. Much as I would love to be a cat, cat's can't spend money, no one would let a cat do that, and I really don't like cat food, so no thanks You get a million dollars, but for the next three years you are the babysitter of an evil young child who hates you. You must babysit when requested, you must do as good a job as you possibly can, and the parents think their child is an absolute angel, and will not listen to you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyFenton123 Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 So like a reverse Fairly OddParents without faries? Heck no One million dollars but you can't ever live in a traditional house again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltaX Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 As long as I can live in an apartment, sure! You get $1 million dollars, but you must roll a die every day to determine what your eye color will be or the rest of the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted July 16, 2016 Author Share Posted July 16, 2016 Hell yes! Different eye colours all the time? That sounds awesome! A million dollars but you only get it after learning how to do this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 2 hours ago, DannyFenton123 said: So like a reverse Fairly OddParents without faries? Heck no Were Fairly Oddparents and Danny Phantom made by the same person? I'm asking because the art style is the same. Anyway @Zemaddog sure why not, I'll practice for however long and boom! A million. $1m but it's achieved though a pyramid selling scheme an investment into cleaning products that grows over time if you get others to sign up through you meaning you can reap all the rewards by getting in early before selling on the products. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyFenton123 Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 8 minutes ago, Louis Hypo said: Were Fairly Oddparents and Danny Phantom made by the same person? I'm asking because the art style is the same. Yup, Butch Hartman. Nah One million but you have to sleep on a cold stone floor for the rest of your life, no beds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltaX Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 If it was just a floor than maybe, but I don't like cold You get $1 million dollars, but your handwriting becomes 200% worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightnurse Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Sure, I work in health care, so it's almost required to have bad handwriting anyway You get 1 million dollars, but you have to cut off all your toes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 No, my balance is rubbish enough as it is. You get a million dollars but your body switches to the opposite sex to the one you were assigned at birth (regardless of whether that is a good thing or a bad thing for you and your gender) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted July 20, 2016 Author Share Posted July 20, 2016 Yes, I'd probably even do that for free tbh. The million dollars is just a bonus. A million dollars but for every dollar you spend, you become more and more blind, until you are fully blind after spending $1 million dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kojote Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 No way. I don't want to become a Monet. Losing my eyesight is right up there with losing my right hand on my list of things I definitely don't want to lose A Million, but you absolutely have to get into an exhausting internet discussion with a bigot or a troll on the internet at least once a week. You can't just up and leave the discussion either, you have to stay there and discuss until the troll calls it quits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted July 21, 2016 Author Share Posted July 21, 2016 No. I prefer to hang on the sidelines for those sorts of discussions. After the about 3 weeks I'd probably be completely drained. A million dollars but you give off an odour (which you cannot smell yourself) that causes everyone within 10 metres of you to vomit. And it never goes away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 No You get half a million dollars every year, for the rest of your life. But every year you have to drink a cup of donated human blood. No one else has to know, no one will judge you, and the blood is spare, no one will die because of this, but you also can't disguise it in any way or change the taste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted July 21, 2016 Author Share Posted July 21, 2016 Yeah. I've tasted my own blood before. It wasn't that bad actually. Tastes like salty water. A million dollars but you're not allowed to buy anything yourself. You have to convince someone else to buy it for you (you can give them your money, but they have to make the transaction). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Yeah, why not? $1m but it is all given to you after being produced by a drug cartel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulWolf Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 I'd take that money. $1m, but you change into a werewolf at midnight whenever there's a full moon, and you have no memory of what you do while as a werewolf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltaX Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 No, I am a night person, and having random nights where I have to be a werewolf instead of getting stuff done would be awful $1 million dollars, but the weather is awful every day for the rest of your life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveryZig Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 Like, the weather where I am or the weather everywhere? Yes if its just where I am but no if its everywhere, because that would kind of wreck the world. 1$ Million dollars, but its in $5 bills and each bill is covered in duct tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 $1m is $1m so yes $1m but it you must go to whole foods and pull it out of a cardboard cutout of a starving Indian girl whilst the cashier acts really condescending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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