DannyFenton123 Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Does typing count? If not yes, it's probably close to how much I speak per day anyway One million dollars but you have to live on bread, water and cheese for six months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted June 30, 2016 Author Share Posted June 30, 2016 Yeah, I could mange that. Cheese toasties all day erry day. A million dollars but you can't leave your house/apartment/flat/whatever you live in until you play 1000 hours of Superman 64. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltaX Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 No, but only cause that's over 41 straight days, and my lease for this apartment ends on the 31st. Otherwise, sure, why not, even if it sucks that's $1000 an hour. You get $1 million, but you only get it by taking one penny out of 1 million random people's bank accounts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted July 4, 2016 Author Share Posted July 4, 2016 So I'd have 1 million US pennies? Hmmm, I guess. It'd be better that having 1 million Australian 1 cent coins (because they're worthless). I'll take it. A million dollars but you can no longer send any emails, it all has to be done by traditional mail (i.e. the post). You can still use instant messaging though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Okay, I guess I;ll be hiring a secretary cos I hate making phone calls A million dollars but it is tied up in a restaurant business that you have to manage, but you get the profit etc, and you can make all the choices etc, but you can;t sell it for at least a year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltaX Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Nah, I don't have time for grad school and a restaurant. I'd also probably fail epically at running a restaurant, since 95% of the stuff I know how to cook is pasta or microwavable. You get $1 million dollars, but you have to wear the same outfit everyday for a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 So long as I can wash it every night and layer it for different levels of heat, it would be a relief in a way really. You get a million dollars but you can never watch any episodes of your favourite show that come out after today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltaX Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Meh, I don't watch much TV anyway, so that'd be okay You get $1 million but you can't log onto arocalypse anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyFenton123 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 No. 1 million dollars but you can no longer leave your house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 no way you get a million dollars but you can for a random fifteen minutes a day you make uncontrollable animal sounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltaX Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 No. If it's a random 15 minutes, that has the potential to get very bad You get $1 million, but you must carry a backpack full of rocks everywhere you go for the next year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Well, at least I could pay for the chiropractor I would need. I guess I could live with that You get a million dollars but you also get my migraine. When will it end? Who knows, it has lasted two and a half months so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltaX Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 No, migraines are the worst, so it wouldn't be worth it! I hope your migraine goes away though, that sounds awful! You get $1 million, but you have pay by giving up an arm and a leg (you can chose which ones). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 No thanks, I'll keep my limbs, I am rather attached to them. A million dollars but you have to successfully keep this years new years resolutions you made. If you didn;t make any, your closest friend or relative gets to pick some for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 If it is possible sure, okay, I;m game. I do however feel, that if taken seriously, no skill or knowledge is completely useless. Let me tell you a story, once upon a time there was an obscure mathematical problem, that very few people cared about, and many people said the study of it was entirely useless and pointless. But study it they did, and they even invented a machine to help them study it, and that machine was the precurser to the modern computer. Also aspects of a skill are always transferable to other skills and applications. On that not, you get 20 million dollars, but the internet never existed, and will never exist. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltaX Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 No. A lot of what I do is online, both in my research and during my free time. You get $1 million dollars, but you can only eat one food for the rest of your life (you can choose what food) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted July 12, 2016 Author Share Posted July 12, 2016 Yes because I sort of already do that. A million dollars but every computer you use makes the sound of an airhorn whilst you're using it. It's loud, you can't stop it or turn it down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 No. Ten million dollars. but ths hunger games actually happen every year, your family are safe, but you have to watch and you can't look away or change it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugh... Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Uh..well...10M$ is a lot of money... and I'm a horrible person ^^ A million dollar, but you have to spend it on the Deep Web (you have to use your own computer to navigate and are exposed to all the risks of the Spoopy Scary Dark Deep Web) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyFenton123 Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 'Deep Web' technically refers to unindexed sites, so sure. A million dollars but you gotta use the Dark Web to spend it. TOR is your best friend now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omitef Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Yes, I want to get arrested for child pr0n. A million dollars but with every dollar you spend, you'll become less human and more goat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Looks for a downside....wait, there must be one....... maaaaah A million dollars but for the next five years you cannot buy prepared food, only ingredients, and you have to do the cooking yourself, no one else can cook for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltaX Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Does cooking in the microwave count as cooking? Because if so then yes, but otherwise definitely not. You get $1 million but you have to wear high heels everytime you leave the house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Nope. At least unless I can wear them as a necklace or something, because heels are painful A million dollars, but you can't eat chocolate for 20 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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