Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Nah, my family is here, I'm never moving too far away from them You get a million dollars but you have to live with the knowledge that it was skimmed off the retirement funds/pensions of vulnerable elderly people. And no. you can;t give it back. or buy things for the victims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyFenton123 Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Haha NO You can have a million dollars but you can't use a bank and have to keep it in ones only Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugh... Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Not that much of a problem, yes! 1M$, but one of your friends (randomly picked, might be a close friend or a friend you haven't seen for years) is 900 000$ in dept and your money cannot be used to pay for it (directly or not). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starry Sky Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Ok. You get a million dollars but you will sing everything you say and dance whenever you move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Although this is not actually much of a difference, I think I will pass this time. You inherit a million dollars, but you also inherit a grumpy crocodile named clive, and you have to care for it yourself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuzulien Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 I think I'll say yes to that! New crocodile buddy it is. You get a million dollars but you will have to do a test of everything you read on the internet or irl your entire life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aihpen Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 As long as clive is tame, yes. You get a million dollars, but you lose the ability to lift your feet off the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted June 23, 2016 Author Share Posted June 23, 2016 I'm just going to say no to the two posts above me. (It appears as though aihpen was ninja'd ) You get a million dollars but the only sound that can come out of your mouth is dubstep music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 No, absolutely not You get a million dollars but you have to attend multiple fancy parties every week, and politely rub shoulders with the rich and influential while making meaningless small talk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgypotato Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 YES! FOR THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOD! You get a million dollars but it's because of you suing someone for chopping off 1 of your arms and 1 of your legs. You get to choose. (; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltaX Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Nope! I want my arms and legs the way they are! You get $1 million, but you can only spend it in the form of foreign currency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Okay sure, I'm still better of with it than without it. Hello internet shopping or travelling and sending stuff home. A million dollars, but you have to use some of it to open a public art gallery of all the pictures you drew/painted as a small child. These pictures have mysteriously turned up and you are not allowed to pretend that the work isn't yours. And you are never allowed to explain the real reason why you opened the gallery 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugh... Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Well, I wasn't bad at drawing, this could be funny! 1M$ but you can only spend it on useless souvenir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 No thanks you get a million dollars for becoming a daily blogger, the problem is that the blog must be about peanut butter and jam sandwiches, and you must post a new post every day for the next 7 years 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltaX Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 No. I can'y stand the taste of peanut butter, and it sounds like I might need to eat it to maintain that blog. You get $1 million, but the only music you can listen to is dubstep for the next two years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 It's going to be a long two years You get a million dollars but for the next ten years you suffer chronic insomnia and cannot sleep for more than four hours at a time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltaX Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Nope. That would make grad school really difficult You get $1 million dollars, but you lose access to the internet for 6 months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted June 24, 2016 Author Share Posted June 24, 2016 No. How will I get my daily dose of Arocalypse? You get a million dollars but you lose all the hair on your body. All of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Okay, I think I could live with that Conversely you get a million dollars but you have 50% more hair on your face and body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltaX Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Ehhh, if it was only for a limited amount of time, maybe. If it was permanent though I'd have to pass; I can't stand shaving. You get $1 million but you can only eat at McDonalds for a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted June 28, 2016 Author Share Posted June 28, 2016 Even though I hate McDonalds, it's only one month. So I think I'll take the money. A million dollars but every time you see a romantic scene in a movie/tv show, a random person you know will reenact that scene with you the next day. For example, if there is a kissing scene, someone you know will kiss you the next day. Also if there's multiple romantic scenes, all of them will play out the next day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightnurse Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Ugh, no thanks. Too awkward.. A million dollars, but you would have to give up one kidney and one eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Nope, I value my vision too much You get a million dollars but for the next 6 months it rains every time you step outside, and doesn;t stop raining until you are inside again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightnurse Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Hell, yes! Rainy days are the best! A million dollars, but you can never read a book again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassiopeia Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 9 hours ago, Nightnurse said: A million dollars, but you can never read a book again. I'm dyslexic so it's a pain in the back anyway. I'll listen to them... win/win A million dollars but you may only talk for one hour a day for a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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