omitef Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 All I had to hear was "Whole Foods" before saying "no." A million dollars, but you will doom anyone who accepts any of your money to a horrible death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 No. A million dollars but you will become immortal, you will never die even if you want to. Even when the world ends and everyone is gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightnurse Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 No, forever is a bit too long to be alone One million dollars but you will turn into a statue for one hour everyday for the rest of your life. You will not get to choose the time and place. May happen when you sleep, may happen on a bus, in the shower etc.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted July 26, 2016 Author Share Posted July 26, 2016 No way. A million dollars but for 5 minutes every hour you go completely deaf. Once the 5 mintues is over, your hearing returns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltaX Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 If I get to chose the five minutes, then yes. Otherwise, no. You get a annual salary $1 million dollars, but you must remain a student for the rest of your life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Wait, is there a downside???? This sounds like a dream come true, I can learn everything and not be poor. WHere do I sign up??? Can I do research study and projects too. Maybe I'd get a little tired of it, but I think I can live with this You get a million dollars and a secretary, but everything you write, including by hand and typing, for the next five years, must be dictated to your secretary instead. No more jotting down notes, no more private stories for your eyes only, no more alone time on arocalypse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted August 2, 2016 Author Share Posted August 2, 2016 Nope! A million dollars but you are unable to read clocks. Not even digital ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltaX Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 No! I check the time like 5,000 times a day D: You get $1 million, but you must make a stupid-looking face in every photo ID picture you take for the rest of your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted September 5, 2016 Author Share Posted September 5, 2016 I'll take it. A million dollars but your feet point backwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spud Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 No thanks. I trip over myself enough as it is. You get a million dollars, but every time you fall asleep, you will have nightmares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 I already do sooo it really wouldn't bother me You get a million dollars, but you have to wear a potato costume & yell "You will not make a French fry out of me!!" randomly for a week 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted September 9, 2016 Author Share Posted September 9, 2016 Haha why not? People get payed way less for doing similar things anyway. A million dollars but your eyes are literally in the back of your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 sure. I'm blind either way I look You get a million dollars but you must take all my university exams and pass them with an A+ (the highest you can get) each & every time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spud Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Sure, I guess it's worth the shot, even if I can't get an A+ You get a million dollars, but you have to sell all your non-essential organs on the black market for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted September 9, 2016 Author Share Posted September 9, 2016 Hmm. It depends. If my eyes and ears count as non-essential organs then no way. Otherwise, yeah I'd do it. A million dollars but noone can see your head. It still exists, it's just invisible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 I already go unnoticed soo I don't think anyone would miss my face you get a million dollars if you volunteer free foot and full body deep tissue massages at an old folks home for a year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted September 12, 2016 Author Share Posted September 12, 2016 Nope! Not a chance. A million dollars but you have to carry it on your person at all times. Even while sleeping and showering. (Sucks for you people with paper money ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 I'll wrap it up a million dollars but you have to give everyone that says "hi" to you a hundred bucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyFenton123 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Why of course! A million dollars but one night each month you will will go to sleep and wake up in a random location, with no recollection of how you got there. And by random location I mean anywhere on the Earth, anywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted September 17, 2016 Author Share Posted September 17, 2016 Nope. I could end up at the bottom of the ocean one day and that wouldn't end well at all. A million dollars but you can never earn any money ever again. People can't gift money to you, and you won't even be able to pick up money that's lying on the ground. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyFenton123 Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 No, I dunno how long it takes to spend a million dollars A million dollars but one night each month you will will go to sleep and wake up in a random location on the land, with no recollection of how you got there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 Sure. Why not. Beats trying to travel with a passport you get a million dollars if you turn your home into a safe house for hobos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltaX Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 No. I currently live in a small apartment, and I value my privacy too much to open my apartment up to people I don't know. Unless I could turn my apartment into a safe house and then use the million dollars to buy myself an alternate, better apartment? But I suspect that's not allowed You get a million dollars but you must immediately switch to a career chosen at random, and you cannot switch back for at least 2 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omitef Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 I can think of several careers I'd do terribly in, so no. Unless being unemployed is a loophole. A million dollars, but you will have to pull an all-nighter for every 17th dollar you spend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted October 29, 2016 Author Share Posted October 29, 2016 Nope. Nope nope nopenopenopennopenopenonpenopenpoejnepope A million dollars but you'll be moderately allergic (you'll basically become a puffball but you won't ever die from an allergic reaction) to something new each day. You'll only ever be allergic to one thing at a time, but you won't know what it is and it could be anything, even your favourite food , or even something like sunlight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.