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On 4/17/2016 at 0:00 AM, DannyFenton123 said:

Roses are red-

You know what?

Forget this love poem

I'd rather eat bread :bread:



Roses are red

Violets are blue

Fuck you.


Roses are red

Violets are blue

Give me a second

To run away from you


Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm judgemental

And I don't like you


Roses are red

Violets are blue

Bacon is covered in chocolate


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Violets are purple,                                                                       Roses are red,

Roses are green.                                                                        Or yellow, or white.

I'm colourblind                                                                             Please get the fuck

and can't see a thing.                                                                  out of my sight.


Roses are genitals                                                                      Sunflowers are yellow,

Violets are too.                                                                            Allamandas are too.

Hopefully they're the only ones                                                   Why don't we stop rhyming

I'll ever see from you.                                                                 words with "blue"?


Azaleas are pink,                                                                         Command wears gold,         

Lilacs are purple-y                                                                       but your shirt is red.

Oh my god, you stink of                                                               You can be security,

amatanormativity.                                                                        'cause they end up dead.


When lilies are orange

and carnations are gold,

I'm telling you to fuck off,

now would you please do as you're told?

I don't mind dragging this out

I'll kick your ass till dawn,

But I'd rather not the 'rents 

seeing your dead body on the lawn.


Roses are blood red,

like my knife in your artery.

I think I'm getting the hang of

passive-aggressive poetry.


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Violets are purple

Roses are red
Nothing rhymes with purple
So romance is dead



Roses are green 
Violets are blue
I love you

If both 'facts' are true




Roses are red
Violets are pretty
I refuse to compose

A romantic ditty


Roses are red
Violets are blue

Love is illogical
And human poetry is a waste of valuable resources


Roses will be exterminated
Violets will be exterminated
The human race will be exterminated

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Roses have thorns
Cacti do too
If you love me

Then that sucks for you



Roses are dead 

Violets are blue
If you think there's a typo
I have news for you



Roses are red 
Violets are blue
Why don't you go pick some

and leave me alone


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Mountains are red

Islands are blue 

We're playing Magic: The Gathering

And I just Counterfluxed you 

(And I'm playing an Izzet control deck

So you'll probably lose) 


Rubies are red

Sapphires are blue

The dragon just woke up

You stole its treasure so it's coming after you. 



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Roses are red

Violets are blue

Good for them


Roses are red

But you can't prove they won't turn blue

Such are the places

Epistomology leads you


Roses are red

But are mostly green

There's more to some things
Than the first bits you've seen

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If (roses.getColor().equals(Color(355,0,0)) && violets.getColor().equals(Color(0,0,255)){








Roses aren't blue
Violets aren't red

I'm aromantic

Let's be friends instead



Roses have thorns

And violets will die

If you fall in love 

You'll have a bad time




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