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Roses are red

Said the bells of Father Ted

Violets are blue

Said the bells of st Luke

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On 4/17/2016 at 0:00 AM, DannyFenton123 said:

Roses are red-

You know what?

Forget this love poem

I'd rather eat bread :bread:

;)

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Fuck you.

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Give me a second

To run away from you

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm judgemental

And I don't like you

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Bacon is covered in chocolate

'Murica

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Hot Dogs are red

Bubble Gum is blue

Poutine is brown

And Sausages are too

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Roses are red, but

I know a prick when I see one

No, I don't need your plants

K, bye.

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Roses are red

Violets are purple; who the fuck said they're blue

I'm far too aro

to write this poem for you

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Violets are purple,                                                                       Roses are red,

Roses are green.                                                                        Or yellow, or white.

I'm colourblind                                                                             Please get the fuck

and can't see a thing.                                                                  out of my sight.

 

Roses are genitals                                                                      Sunflowers are yellow,

Violets are too.                                                                            Allamandas are too.

Hopefully they're the only ones                                                   Why don't we stop rhyming

I'll ever see from you.                                                                 words with "blue"?

 

Azaleas are pink,                                                                         Command wears gold,         

Lilacs are purple-y                                                                       but your shirt is red.

Oh my god, you stink of                                                               You can be security,

amatanormativity.                                                                        'cause they end up dead.

 

When lilies are orange

and carnations are gold,

I'm telling you to fuck off,

now would you please do as you're told?

I don't mind dragging this out

I'll kick your ass till dawn,

But I'd rather not the 'rents 

seeing your dead body on the lawn.

 

Roses are blood red,

like my knife in your artery.

I think I'm getting the hang of

passive-aggressive poetry.

 

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Roses are red

Violets are funny

I'm sleep deprived,aronic

And a wee bit punny :P

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Stop procrastinating on Arocalypse

I got work to do

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Roses are red

Violets are my pick

Your family tree is a cactus

'Cause it's full of ignorant pricks

 

Roses are red

Violets are a scream

I'm only here

For the aro ice cream 🍨

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Violets are purple

Roses are red
Nothing rhymes with purple
So romance is dead

 

++++++++++++++++++++++


Roses are green 
Violets are blue
I love you

If both 'facts' are true

 

++++++++++++++++++++++

 

Roses are red
Violets are pretty
I refuse to compose

A romantic ditty

++++++++++++++++++++++


Roses are red
Violets are blue

Love is illogical
And human poetry is a waste of valuable resources
 

++++++++++++++++++++++++


Roses will be exterminated
Violets will be exterminated
The human race will be exterminated
EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!!!!!
 

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Roses have thorns
Cacti do too
If you love me

Then that sucks for you

 

+++++++++++++++++

Roses are dead 

Violets are blue
If you think there's a typo
I have news for you

++++++++++++++++

 

Roses are red 
Violets are blue
Why don't you go pick some

and leave me alone

++++++++++++++++

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Mountains are red

Islands are blue 

We're playing Magic: The Gathering

And I just Counterfluxed you 

(And I'm playing an Izzet control deck

So you'll probably lose) 

 

Rubies are red

Sapphires are blue

The dragon just woke up

You stole its treasure so it's coming after you. 

 

 

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Roses are red

Violets are blue 
I have two hearts
And neither's for you
 

               - An aro Timelady

 

 

 

violets are blue
Roses are pink

If you were in quicksand

I'd let you sink

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Blood is red

Bruises are blue

Guess I don’t like romance

Who knew

 

I promise I'm not an aggressive person xDxD 

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

Good for them

 

Roses are red

But you can't prove they won't turn blue

Such are the places

Epistomology leads you

 

Roses are red

But are mostly green

There's more to some things
Than the first bits you've seen

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If (roses.getColor().equals(Color(355,0,0)) && violets.getColor().equals(Color(0,0,255)){

this.poem.add(roses);

this.poem.add(violets);

this.poem.add(this.soppyVerseOne);

this.poem.add(this.soppyVerseTwo);

}

 

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Roses aren't blue
Violets aren't red

I'm aromantic

Let's be friends instead

 

++++++++++++++++++++
 

Roses have thorns

And violets will die

If you fall in love 

You'll have a bad time

 

++++++++++++++++++

 

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Mars is red

Neptune is blue

Both are much more

Interesting than you

 

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I'd rather have some ice-cream

Than go on dates with you ;;) 

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Picked roses are dead

Picked violets are too

What, is this Halloween?

I'll make you a corpse, too

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Roses are red,

Let's have some fun

Spoiler

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NOTE: A BIT VULGAR BUT NOTHING GRAPHIC

(the guy's constant talk of sin and god is a bit off putting like yeah you did a silly but these stories honestly are 10 a penny)

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