Louis On Air Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Roses are red Said the bells of Father Ted Violets are blue Said the bells of st Luke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breaddd Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 On 4/17/2016 at 0:00 AM, DannyFenton123 said: Roses are red- You know what? Forget this love poem I'd rather eat bread Roses are red Violets are blue Fuck you. Roses are red Violets are blue Give me a second To run away from you Roses are red Violets are blue I'm judgemental And I don't like you Roses are red Violets are blue Bacon is covered in chocolate 'Murica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Hot Dogs are red Bubble Gum is blue Poutine is brown And Sausages are too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tal Shi'ar Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassiopeia Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Roses are red, but I know a prick when I see one No, I don't need your plants K, bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotinthehand Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Roses are red Violets are purple; who the fuck said they're blue I'm far too aro to write this poem for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnightrune Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Violets are purple, Roses are red, Roses are green. Or yellow, or white. I'm colourblind Please get the fuck and can't see a thing. out of my sight. Roses are genitals Sunflowers are yellow, Violets are too. Allamandas are too. Hopefully they're the only ones Why don't we stop rhyming I'll ever see from you. words with "blue"? Azaleas are pink, Command wears gold, Lilacs are purple-y but your shirt is red. Oh my god, you stink of You can be security, amatanormativity. 'cause they end up dead. When lilies are orange and carnations are gold, I'm telling you to fuck off, now would you please do as you're told? I don't mind dragging this out I'll kick your ass till dawn, But I'd rather not the 'rents seeing your dead body on the lawn. Roses are blood red, like my knife in your artery. I think I'm getting the hang of passive-aggressive poetry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starry Sky Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Roses are red, Violets are blue. This is stuck in my head, Can I strangle you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Roses are red Violets are funny I'm sleep deprived,aronic And a wee bit punny Roses are red Violets are blue Stop procrastinating on Arocalypse I got work to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starry Sky Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Roses aren't red Violets aren't blue Flowers aren't colors Believe me, it's true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Roses are red Violets are my pick Your family tree is a cactus 'Cause it's full of ignorant pricks Roses are red Violets are a scream I'm only here For the aro ice cream ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starry Sky Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Roses are red Violets are blue I don’t know what to say I need to think this through Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Violets are purple Roses are red Nothing rhymes with purple So romance is dead ++++++++++++++++++++++ Roses are green Violets are blue I love you If both 'facts' are true ++++++++++++++++++++++ Roses are red Violets are pretty I refuse to compose A romantic ditty ++++++++++++++++++++++ Roses are red Violets are blue Love is illogical And human poetry is a waste of valuable resources ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Roses will be exterminated Violets will be exterminated The human race will be exterminated EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Roses have thorns Cacti do too If you love me Then that sucks for you +++++++++++++++++ Roses are dead Violets are blue If you think there's a typo I have news for you ++++++++++++++++ Roses are red Violets are blue Why don't you go pick some and leave me alone ++++++++++++++++ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodecahedron314 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Mountains are red Islands are blue We're playing Magic: The Gathering And I just Counterfluxed you (And I'm playing an Izzet control deck So you'll probably lose) Rubies are red Sapphires are blue The dragon just woke up You stole its treasure so it's coming after you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starry Sky Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Roses are red Violets are blue Who will I be wed Definitely not you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Roses are red Violets are blue I have two hearts And neither's for you - An aro Timelady violets are blue Roses are pink If you were in quicksand I'd let you sink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starry Sky Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Blood is red Bruises are blue Guess I don’t like romance Who knew I promise I'm not an aggressive person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cute kitty Meow! Mewo! Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 roses smell nice you smell nice I am a person *eats cheese* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveryZig Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Roses are red Violets are blue Good for them Roses are red But you can't prove they won't turn blue Such are the places Epistomology leads you Roses are red But are mostly green There's more to some things Than the first bits you've seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 If (roses.getColor().equals(Color(355,0,0)) && violets.getColor().equals(Color(0,0,255)){ this.poem.add(roses); this.poem.add(violets); this.poem.add(this.soppyVerseOne); this.poem.add(this.soppyVerseTwo); } ++++++++++++++++++++ Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red I'm aromantic Let's be friends instead ++++++++++++++++++++ Roses have thorns And violets will die If you fall in love You'll have a bad time ++++++++++++++++++ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodecahedron314 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Mars is red Neptune is blue Both are much more Interesting than you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Spades Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'd rather have some ice-cream Than go on dates with you ;;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untamed Heart Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Picked roses are dead Picked violets are too What, is this Halloween? I'll make you a corpse, too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Roses are red, Let's have some fun Spoiler NOTE: A BIT VULGAR BUT NOTHING GRAPHIC (the guy's constant talk of sin and god is a bit off putting like yeah you did a silly but these stories honestly are 10 a penny) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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