sarcastic kitten Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Roses Are Red Violets aren't even blue As you're reading this poem I'm in my bed, watching Doctor Who Roses are a crappy flowers So are you, but you aren't a flower Violet aren't fuckin' blue Smurfs'blood coulb be, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamwiseLovesLife Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Roses are red Violets are blue Pets are much easier than dealing with you 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptor Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Roses are red, And Friendship day we have here in Finland, instead of Valentines, yay! Roses are red, "Romantic movies: awws!" , everyone other thinks, And I watch "Jaws" I'm aromantic, Violets are blue. If someone asks me out, I don't know what to do (I would propably panic, That's true :b ) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karous Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Roses are red Violets are blue Stop making this weird I'm just friends with you 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Many roses are not red. Violets come in purple too. If you say I "need someone," I will lose respect for you. Roses can be vicious, awful weeds. In my home town they grow like so much grass. If you fall down in Oak Ridge, Tennessee, The wild roses stab you in the ass. Oxygen-rich blood appears bright red CO2-rich blood appears dark blue. You'll find a lot of both inside of me, But you won't find a heart that beats for you. I am aware that those colors are only true when viewed from outside the body, as CO2-rich blood simply appears a darker shade of red if actually removed from a vein. If you ever get blood drawn, it's probably that deoxygenated venous blood on its way back to your heart. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Spades Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dating is boring, And romance movies, too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorcodtoa Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Spades Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 Roses are red, Violets are blue, I love you tremendously, But I'm not IN LOVE with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MargauxTheArtist5 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Roses are red, Violets are blue, But froggies are cuter, And so are reptiles! Roses are burning, Violets are on fire. I hate romantically-coded flowers, So I set these on fire. Roses aren't always red, Violets aren't always blue. Stop stereotyping flowers! What did they ever do to you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythlady Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Roses are red Violets are blue Ask me on a date and I'll ignore you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cee Fox Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to flowers I need a tissue 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepy fluff Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Roses are red Violets are blue I got these for me No flowers for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheThing Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t like romance, how about you? Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am bored, I’m going to go to the Zoo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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