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So I was thinking we could have some fun making up lines for this classic romantic peom, completely not about romance.

for example good ones I've seen:

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm bad at poems

Microwave

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Vodka's way better

Than dinner for two

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'd rather be sleeping

Than dating with you

 

go for it :3

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Roses can be white

Violets are violet

I somewhat like the band

Twenty Øne Piløts

 

If roses are inversely

proportional to violets

Then quarter the love

And give me 4 times the force field

That last line was a reference to the Incredibles because of Violet's abilities

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

Love poetry repulses me

Can we watch Doctor Who?

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Get me the hedge clippers

I've got gardening to do.

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Achromatic colours are rad

And the aro flag has them too.

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Why did I save this is in RGB

They not gonna be the right hue.

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Roses are red

Roses are white

Roses are yellow

Roses are orange

Roses are purple

Roses are red

Roses are red

Roses are red

Why are none of these roses blue

Animal Crossing is frustrating

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Roses are red

Violets are not

I want no romance

and no snot

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm in the closet

but you have no clue

 

Roses can be yellow

Or orange or white

Don't let people tell you:

Being aro aint right

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Roses are red,

That part is true.

Violet are purple,

Not fucking blue. xD 

 

Roses are red,

Violets are purple,

Bananas are yellow,

And oranges are orange.

What was the point of this again?

Are we just pointing out things that are obvious?

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I'd really like

To be friends with you.

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Roses are red

Or can be white too

With enough food dye

It's all up to you

 

Roses are red

Something something oo

This rhymes with red

This one's oo too

 

Roses are grey

Violets aer grey

Everything is grey

I am a dog

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm not a poet

And I think you know it

 

Roses are bleeding

Violets have the flu

All of these colors

Seem bad for you

 

I'm bad at poems

Wait what was the question?

Did I do this right?

I think I messed up.

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Get the hell away from me

I have no crush on you

 

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Red roses are amatonormative and make me upset,

Violets are at least gay, but its the same old mindset,

I used to love flowers, but they make me sick now,

Sappho can keep her greenery, I'll be fine...somehow?!

 

 

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