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Roses are red, Violets are blue

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So I was thinking we could have some fun making up lines for this classic romantic peom, completely not about romance.

for example good ones I've seen:

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm bad at poems

Microwave

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Vodka's way better

Than dinner for two

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'd rather be sleeping

Than dating with you

 

go for it :3

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

I love furry pets

way more than you

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Roses can be white

Violets are violet

I somewhat like the band

Twenty Øne Piløts

 

If roses are inversely

proportional to violets

Then quarter the love

And give me 4 times the force field

That last line was a reference to the Incredibles because of Violet's abilities

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

Love poetry repulses me

Can we watch Doctor Who?

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Get me the hedge clippers

I've got gardening to do.

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Achromatic colours are rad

And the aro flag has them too.

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Why did I save this is in RGB

They not gonna be the right hue.

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Roses are red

Violets are violet

Lilacs are lilac

Oranges are orange

 

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have hayfever

*sneezes*

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Haha these are awesome guys :D

 

Roses are red

My blood is too

Help me I'm bleeding

*is dead*

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Roses are #FF0000

Violets are #0000FF

Put them together

and you get #FF00FF

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Roses are red

Roses are white

Roses are yellow

Roses are orange

Roses are purple

Roses are red

Roses are red

Roses are red

Why are none of these roses blue

Animal Crossing is frustrating

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Roses are red

Violets are not

I want no romance

and no snot

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm in the closet

but you have no clue

 

Roses can be yellow

Or orange or white

Don't let people tell you:

Being aro aint right

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Roses are red,

That part is true.

Violet are purple,

Not fucking blue. xD 

 

Roses are red,

Violets are purple,

Bananas are yellow,

And oranges are orange.

What was the point of this again?

Are we just pointing out things that are obvious?

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I'd really like

To be friends with you.

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Reds are rose

Blues are violet

50 shades of gray

Is a fan-fiction of Twilight

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Roses are blue

Violets are red

Wait, what? :eyebrow:

 

*ahem*

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You wanna ask me to prom?

No, thank you.

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I don't have

A crush on you

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Roses are red

Or can be white too

With enough food dye

It's all up to you

 

Roses are red

Something something oo

This rhymes with red

This one's oo too

 

Roses are grey

Violets aer grey

Everything is grey

I am a dog

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm not a poet

And I think you know it

 

Roses are bleeding

Violets have the flu

All of these colors

Seem bad for you

 

I'm bad at poems

Wait what was the question?

Did I do this right?

I think I messed up.

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Get the hell away from me

I have no crush on you

 

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

There are things I'd rather do

Instead of romancing you

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Roses are red 

violets are blue 

fuck this shit

I got things to do

--

 

roses are red

violets are blue

I suck at making poems

it doesn't rhythm 

but it's true.

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

Love is annoying

And so are you.

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

I don't like romance

And you smell like poo...

 

Roses are green

Violets are orange

Why am I seeing these colours inverted?

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

Ice cream is sweet

And so is this new top kek mlg swagmaster game that I got off of Steam for only $7.99 seeya NERD

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Red roses are amatonormative and make me upset,

Violets are at least gay, but its the same old mindset,

I used to love flowers, but they make me sick now,

Sappho can keep her greenery, I'll be fine...somehow?!

 

 

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

Go away

I'm not in love with you

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Roses are colourful

Violets are bright

You know these flowers are genitals, right?

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