46odnetnin Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 So I was thinking we could have some fun making up lines for this classic romantic peom, completely not about romance. for example good ones I've seen: Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems Microwave Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka's way better Than dinner for two Roses are red Violets are blue I'd rather be sleeping Than dating with you go for it :3 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aihpen Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Roses are red Violets are blue I love furry pets way more than you 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Roses can be white Violets are violet I somewhat like the band Twenty Øne Piløts If roses are inversely proportional to violets Then quarter the love And give me 4 times the force field That last line was a reference to the Incredibles because of Violet's abilities 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassiopeia Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Roses are red Violets are blue Love poetry repulses me Can we watch Doctor Who? Roses are red Violets are blue Get me the hedge clippers I've got gardening to do. Roses are red Violets are blue Achromatic colours are rad And the aro flag has them too. Roses are red Violets are blue Why did I save this is in RGB They not gonna be the right hue. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Roses are red Violets are violet Lilacs are lilac Oranges are orange 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owl Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Roses are red Violets are blue I have hayfever *sneezes* 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
46odnetnin Posted April 16, 2016 Author Share Posted April 16, 2016 Haha these are awesome guys Roses are red My blood is too Help me I'm bleeding *is dead* 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF Put them together and you get #FF00FF 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynx Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Roses are red Roses are white Roses are yellow Roses are orange Roses are purple Roses are red Roses are red Roses are red Why are none of these roses blue Animal Crossing is frustrating 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aihpen Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Roses are red Violets are not I want no romance and no snot Roses are red Violets are blue I'm in the closet but you have no clue Roses can be yellow Or orange or white Don't let people tell you: Being aro aint right 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breaddd Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Roses are red, That part is true. Violet are purple, Not fucking blue. Roses are red, Violets are purple, Bananas are yellow, And oranges are orange. What was the point of this again? Are we just pointing out things that are obvious? Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'd really like To be friends with you. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Reds are rose Blues are violet 50 shades of gray Is a fan-fiction of Twilight 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyFenton123 Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Roses are blue Violets are red Wait, what? *ahem* Roses are red Violets are blue You wanna ask me to prom? No, thank you. Roses are red Violets are blue I don't have A crush on you 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
46odnetnin Posted April 17, 2016 Author Share Posted April 17, 2016 Roses are red Or can be white too With enough food dye It's all up to you Roses are red Something something oo This rhymes with red This one's oo too Roses are grey Violets aer grey Everything is grey I am a dog 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spud Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a poet And I think you know it Roses are bleeding Violets have the flu All of these colors Seem bad for you I'm bad at poems Wait what was the question? Did I do this right? I think I messed up. Roses are red Violets are blue Get the hell away from me I have no crush on you 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tal Shi'ar Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Roses are red Violets are blue There are things I'd rather do Instead of romancing you 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyFenton123 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Roses are red- You know what? Forget this love poem I'd rather eat bread 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natkat Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Roses are red violets are blue fuck this shit I got things to do -- roses are red violets are blue I suck at making poems it doesn't rhythm but it's true. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omitef Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Roses are red Violets are blue Love is annoying And so are you. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aihpen Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like romance And you smell like poo... Roses are green Violets are orange Why am I seeing these colours inverted? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omitef Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Roses are red Violets are blue Ice cream is sweet And so is this new top kek mlg swagmaster game that I got off of Steam for only $7.99 seeya NERD 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyFenton123 Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Roses are no Violets are no No 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassiopeia Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Red roses are amatonormative and make me upset, Violets are at least gay, but its the same old mindset, I used to love flowers, but they make me sick now, Sappho can keep her greenery, I'll be fine...somehow?! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spud Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Roses are red Violets are blue Go away I'm not in love with you 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tal Shi'ar Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Roses are colourful Violets are bright You know these flowers are genitals, right? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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