Why does the above post offend you?

[Zae]

I'm offended by the awesomeness of your personal info~

[Arocalypse]

I'm offended that you would get offended by the awesomeness (ty)

[Zae]

I'm offended that you replied so fast~

[TheAP]

I'm offended that you object to having something in common with me.

[Adrienne]

I'm offended that you're offended that they object to having something in common with you

[Arocalypse]

I'm offended because I have no idea what you have in common? I don't know either of you

[TheAP]

I'm offended that you're lying.

[Arocalypse]

I'm offended because I didn't lie

[Adrienne]

I'm offended that you're lying about lying

[Arocalypse]

I'm offended because I still have no idea what's going on

[Adrienne]

I'm offended because I have no idea either 

[Arocalypse]

I'm offended that we're finally agreeing

[TheAP]

I'm offended that there is agreement on the offense thread.

[Arocalypse]

I'm offended that you weren't offended the 3 other times it happened in the thread so far.

[TheAP]

I'm offended you expect me to have the same offense reason every time.

[Zema]

I'm offended by all the people who posted while I was asleep.

[TheAP]

I'm offended you don't spend every minute of the day on Arocalypse.

[Zema]

I'm offended you think that's even possible.

[Zae]

I'm offended by being on the right side of your signature~

[Zema]

I'm offended your avatar is no longer a papo.

[TheAP]

I'm offended you want everyone to have a papo as an avatar.

[techno]

I'm offended you don't want everyone to have a papo as an avatar.

[TheAP]

I'm offended that you encourage conformity to the papo clique.

[Adrienne]

I'm offended that I have no idea what a papo is.

[TheAP]

I'm offended you've been uninitiated into Arocalypse lore. (A papo is one of those curved rectangle things that feature in the avatars of many people here.)