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"Hey, ass-butt!" - Castiel, Supernatural.

"They burnt down my house! They ate my tailor!" - Crowley, Supernatural.

"Lucifer, you're my brother and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks." - Gabriel, Supernatural.

"I got genital herpes." - Sam, Supernatural.

"You hit like a human." - Lucifer, Supernatural.

And for something somewhat/a wee different:

"That wasn't very nice. I do believe you killed my hat." - Kisuke Urahara, Bleach.

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8 hours ago, SkyTuneRein said:

"Hey, ass-butt!" - Castiel, Supernatural.

"They burnt down my house! They ate my tailor!" - Crowley, Supernatural.

"Lucifer, you're my brother and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks." - Gabriel, Supernatural.

"I got genital herpes." - Sam, Supernatural.

"You hit like a human." - Lucifer, Supernatural.

And for something somewhat/a wee different:

"That wasn't very nice. I do believe you killed my hat." - Kisuke Urahara, Bleach.

I might watch supernatural for the dialogue lmao

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Something people in my friend group quote is "but i'm not chinese 😕"

I said that in response to a friend saying I looked like the younger version of the Mother from Turning Red, you kinda had to be there but the way I delivered  it was quotable, like dialogue from a bad movie lol

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"Quitting,its like trying but easier!" -Eda 

"You couldn't afford me, sister!"-King 

"That’s Dustin.." -my friend who thought the inside joke was referencing stranger things

"You no longer get a proper greeting"- another friend

"My kumquats!You’re over saturating my kumquats!"-my brothers 

"Lord toast is coming"-also my brothers

"You have to flaunt the weird my friends" -Alex Fierro 

"It can be the hardest thing to realize you can't hold on to something forever. Sometimes... you have to let it go" Anne Boonchuy

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, its about learning how to dance in the rain" - Vivian greene

 

"Reverse Darwinism - survival of the most idiotic" - Dr. Allen Grant

 

"I Won't Be A Rockstar

I Will Be A Legend"

- Queen

 

"Hey man,don’t be so harsh on her…she believes in love!

SHES SENSITIVE!"-Philip

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5 hours ago, goose said:

"Quitting,its like trying but easier!" -Eda 

"You couldn't afford me, sister!"-King 

"That’s Dustin.." -my friend who thought the inside joke was referencing stranger things

"You no longer get a proper greeting"- another friend

"My kumquats!You’re over saturating my kumquats!"-my brothers 

"Lord toast is coming"-also my brothers

"You have to flaunt the weird my friends" -Alex Fierro 

"It can be the hardest thing to realize you can't hold on to something forever. Sometimes... you have to let it go" Anne Boonchuy

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, its about learning how to dance in the rain" - Vivian greene

 

"Reverse Darwinism - survival of the most idiotic" - Dr. Allen Grant

 

"I Won't Be A Rockstar

I Will Be A Legend"

- Queen

 

"Hey man,don’t be so harsh on her…she believes in love!

SHES SENSITIVE!"-Philip

Who is kind? That quote seems familiar.
Also, you do have to flaunt the weird, my friends!.

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3 hours ago, Storm_leopardcat said:

Who is kind? That quote seems familiar.
Also, you do have to flaunt the weird, my friends!.

King? He’s a character from The Owl House.

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10 hours ago, Harvest said:

Something people in my friend group quote is "but i'm not chinese 😕"

I said that in response to a friend saying I looked like the younger version of the Mother from Turning Red, you kinda had to be there but the way I delivered  it was quotable, like dialogue from a bad movie lol

Reminds me of Dragon the Bruce Lee Story. Bruce Lee opened a studio to teach Kung Fu to the public. The first person to come in was a large black man inquiring if he can take classes. Bruce says "I'll teach anyone who wants to learn." The man says "You know I'm not Chinese right?" Bruce responds "I noticed that." Context: it was forbidden for any master to teach Kung Fu to foreigners.

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A few chat up lines and responses from the radio show 'I'm sorry I haven't a clue':

 

Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night?
- It was lovely - those wide open spaces...

 

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. 

 - so would you.

 

Haven't I seen you some place before?
 - Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic.

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Kid bothering me in class asking him to stop, the teacher "Everyone stare at [insert kids name] he wants attention"

 

the same class 5 minutes later "no balls" teacher: "say no balls one more time, they will be elsewhere" and he picked up scissors haha

my bio teacher "I've cut open cats, they are in the freezer -points at freezer in corner of room-" he's googling how much dead cat is- 

 

"pregnant dead cat is 124$" my bio teacher

"the cats areferal from mexico" he says

 

"so a cartel for dead animals" this girl

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Some more SPN quotes:

"Hiya handsome! Ready to die?" - Gabriel

"If you're looking for Lucifer you've just missed him. Would you like some tea?" - Rowena

"Bollocks." - Crowley

"Bollocks." - Rowena 

"Balls!" - Bobby

"I found a liquor store..."

"And I drank it." - Castiel

"No, I'm being incredibly sarcastic." - Death (Horseman), in a sarcastic tone.

"Wassuuuuuuuuuup?!?" - Lucifer

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