Harvest-Unity Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 Inspired by the time my English sub said "If you're watching anime you need to reconsider your life choices" to a group of boys who might have been watching anime instead of doing work. 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyTuneRein Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 "Hey, ass-butt!" - Castiel, Supernatural. "They burnt down my house! They ate my tailor!" - Crowley, Supernatural. "Lucifer, you're my brother and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks." - Gabriel, Supernatural. "I got genital herpes." - Sam, Supernatural. "You hit like a human." - Lucifer, Supernatural. And for something somewhat/a wee different: "That wasn't very nice. I do believe you killed my hat." - Kisuke Urahara, Bleach. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gray Warlock Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 I once stood exposed to the Dragon's Breath so that a man could lie one night with a woman. It took me nine moons to recover. And all for this lunacy called, "love", this mad distemper that strikes down both beggar and king. Never again. Never! Merlin to Arthur, from the film Excalibur 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvest-Unity Posted November 6, 2022 Author Share Posted November 6, 2022 8 hours ago, SkyTuneRein said: "Hey, ass-butt!" - Castiel, Supernatural. "They burnt down my house! They ate my tailor!" - Crowley, Supernatural. "Lucifer, you're my brother and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks." - Gabriel, Supernatural. "I got genital herpes." - Sam, Supernatural. "You hit like a human." - Lucifer, Supernatural. And for something somewhat/a wee different: "That wasn't very nice. I do believe you killed my hat." - Kisuke Urahara, Bleach. I might watch supernatural for the dialogue lmao 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deltalorian Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 Am I allowed to put my own quotes lol? "How cool would it be if people mated by penis fencing" Is one of the best things I have ever said, I maintain that it would be better for everyone if it were so 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvest-Unity Posted November 7, 2022 Author Share Posted November 7, 2022 Something people in my friend group quote is "but i'm not chinese 😕" I said that in response to a friend saying I looked like the younger version of the Mother from Turning Red, you kinda had to be there but the way I delivered it was quotable, like dialogue from a bad movie lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 (edited) "Quitting,its like trying but easier!" -Eda "You couldn't afford me, sister!"-King "That’s Dustin.." -my friend who thought the inside joke was referencing stranger things "You no longer get a proper greeting"- another friend "My kumquats!You’re over saturating my kumquats!"-my brothers "Lord toast is coming"-also my brothers "You have to flaunt the weird my friends" -Alex Fierro "It can be the hardest thing to realize you can't hold on to something forever. Sometimes... you have to let it go" Anne Boonchuy "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, its about learning how to dance in the rain" - Vivian greene "Reverse Darwinism - survival of the most idiotic" - Dr. Allen Grant "I Won't Be A Rockstar I Will Be A Legend" - Queen "Hey man,don’t be so harsh on her…she believes in love! SHES SENSITIVE!"-Philip Edited November 7, 2022 by goose 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm_leopardcat Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 5 hours ago, goose said: "Quitting,its like trying but easier!" -Eda "You couldn't afford me, sister!"-King "That’s Dustin.." -my friend who thought the inside joke was referencing stranger things "You no longer get a proper greeting"- another friend "My kumquats!You’re over saturating my kumquats!"-my brothers "Lord toast is coming"-also my brothers "You have to flaunt the weird my friends" -Alex Fierro "It can be the hardest thing to realize you can't hold on to something forever. Sometimes... you have to let it go" Anne Boonchuy "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, its about learning how to dance in the rain" - Vivian greene "Reverse Darwinism - survival of the most idiotic" - Dr. Allen Grant "I Won't Be A Rockstar I Will Be A Legend" - Queen "Hey man,don’t be so harsh on her…she believes in love! SHES SENSITIVE!"-Philip Who is kind? That quote seems familiar. Also, you do have to flaunt the weird, my friends!. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 3 hours ago, Storm_leopardcat said: Who is kind? That quote seems familiar. Also, you do have to flaunt the weird, my friends!. King? He’s a character from The Owl House. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gray Warlock Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 10 hours ago, Harvest said: Something people in my friend group quote is "but i'm not chinese 😕" I said that in response to a friend saying I looked like the younger version of the Mother from Turning Red, you kinda had to be there but the way I delivered it was quotable, like dialogue from a bad movie lol Reminds me of Dragon the Bruce Lee Story. Bruce Lee opened a studio to teach Kung Fu to the public. The first person to come in was a large black man inquiring if he can take classes. Bruce says "I'll teach anyone who wants to learn." The man says "You know I'm not Chinese right?" Bruce responds "I noticed that." Context: it was forbidden for any master to teach Kung Fu to foreigners. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm_leopardcat Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 (edited) 20 hours ago, Storm_leopardcat said: Who is kind? That quote seems familiar. Also, you do have to flaunt the weird, my friends!. Whoops, meant king! ^_^ sorry! Edited November 8, 2022 by Storm_leopardcat Accidentally wrote kind again instead of king when replying to the original message to correct the word. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Veet-Voojagig Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 "we all went through something when they played Hallelujah in shrek" – chessys 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alto Posted November 10, 2022 Share Posted November 10, 2022 "I hate you a lot for caring about me" --- my former plush/squash 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 From a conversation with a few friends of mine: 'I'm pretty sure blood is too viscous to use in a fountain pen' And about a guy I know called Richard: 'Look, when your last name's Long you can't not shorten it to Dick' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvest-Unity Posted November 26, 2022 Author Share Posted November 26, 2022 "Oh look! A quiet middle-class family" -probably the worst thing I impulsively said. Hint: It was not at a fictional family 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AroAcedragon15 Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 "The road is gay!"-My brother after seeing a rainbow on the Walmart parking lot. 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 A few chat up lines and responses from the radio show 'I'm sorry I haven't a clue': Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night?- It was lovely - those wide open spaces... Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. - so would you. Haven't I seen you some place before? - Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AroAcedragon15 Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 Hey Daddy!-7th graders trying to get the attention of their English teacher in the middle of the hallway 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryland Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 Kid bothering me in class asking him to stop, the teacher "Everyone stare at [insert kids name] he wants attention" the same class 5 minutes later "no balls" teacher: "say no balls one more time, they will be elsewhere" and he picked up scissors haha my bio teacher "I've cut open cats, they are in the freezer -points at freezer in corner of room-" he's googling how much dead cat is- "pregnant dead cat is 124$" my bio teacher "the cats areferal from mexico" he says "so a cartel for dead animals" this girl 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 'Unfortunately the water in my butt is frozen' From a conversation I had today 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyTuneRein Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 (edited) Some more SPN quotes: "Hiya handsome! Ready to die?" - Gabriel "If you're looking for Lucifer you've just missed him. Would you like some tea?" - Rowena "Bollocks." - Crowley "Bollocks." - Rowena "Balls!" - Bobby "I found a liquor store..." "And I drank it." - Castiel "No, I'm being incredibly sarcastic." - Death (Horseman), in a sarcastic tone. "Wassuuuuuuuuuup?!?" - Lucifer Edited December 20, 2022 by SkyTuneRein 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 'Good evening, Madam and Gentlemen. I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body?' from Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProbablyHuman Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 "Now that the W's were here, they hated Andrei Kanchelskis even more and maybe even liked their eldest son a little less" -James Acaster's Classic Scrapes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 CHANGE SLIDE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 It didn't matter what a bunch of deranged romantics thought. Facts were facts. terry pratchett: feet of clay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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