Win stupid prizes

[Synthetic Adrenaline]

LoloLOL I love this game! Never heard of it before.

The person below me gets a pet monkey who screams curse words all day long.

[AroAcedragon15]

amazing!

next person gets a bag of dirt

[HelloThere]

6 hours ago, AroAcedragon13 said:

amazing!

next person gets a bag of dirt

I’ve got a jar of dirt, I’ve got a jar of dirt.

next person gets two boxes of rocks.

[AromanticAardvark]

Two! Excellent.

Well, I'll regift the boxes to the next person. The next person gets two boxes with ROCKS stamped on the side

[TheApothiAroace]

Ah yes, perfect.

 

Next person, you get THREE boxes of rocks with insider trading info stamped onto their sides

Edited July 25, 2023 by TheApothiAroace

[Synthetic Adrenaline]

Next person gets a fart in a jar

[roboticanary]

next person wins a boomerang.

sorry, no you don't, it came back to me. hang on, you'll win it this time

 

nope.. came back to me again

 

guess you dont get anything

[Synthetic Adrenaline]

next person wins a really annoying pet monkey who flings his poop at anyone who annoys him

[POOKEMOOSTER]

Animals tend to like me but I don't know if I'll like this monkey

 

 

Next person gets 1 brown paper bag of 3 balloons, but the balloons all have tiny holes in them from my cat.

[Synthetic Adrenaline]

Next person gets a talking black widow spider who won't stop telling offensive jokes and making sexual innuendos.

[roboticanary]

1 hour ago, Synthetic Adrenaline said:

Next person gets a talking black widow spider who won't stop telling offensive jokes and making sexual innuendos.

Honestly I want that. We'd get along great.

Next person wins a trip to Egypt (the tiny village west of London though, not the country)

[Synthetic Adrenaline]

London's not bad! 

Next person wins one hour in a really boring room with no games or books and dull grey-brown decor.

[mordo]

amazing as long as it’s quiet 

next person gets a shaved chimpanzee 

[Eliott]

i would put it in the head teacher's office

 

next person gets a large bag of dust the size of the moon

[GoodbyeRepublicServices]

Where did you find all that dust? You must have been working hard cleaning the house, huh?

 

The next person will have a choice. You can:

A) Be instantly teleported to TON-618 with no chance of ever returning to Earth.

B) Be lost at sea in the middle of a massive hurricane (you have no boat or life vest ... it's just you and the storm ... and there's no sign of help for hundreds of miles in all directions, so don't waste your breath screaming for help).

C) Watch a loved one die right in front of you.

D) Be in Colin Delaney's position in the following video. (Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3Nf97TrVro)

 

Edited November 21, 2023 by GoodbyeRepublicServices

[Synthetic Adrenaline]

TON-618 sounds fun. Being spaghettified would probably feel good on my lower back.

Next person wins a badly behaved pet mammoth who won't stop pooping on everything and destroying property. 

Edited November 21, 2023 by Synthetic Adrenaline

[MaxIsCosmic]

On 11/21/2023 at 2:50 PM, Synthetic Adrenaline said:

TON-618 sounds fun. Being spaghettified would probably feel good on my lower back.

Next person wins a badly behaved pet mammoth who won't stop pooping on everything and destroying property. 

Oh no how do I get rid of him?

the next person wins a stupidly accurate period cramp simulator strapped to them that they can’t remove. 

[Synthetic Adrenaline]

You can sell him at Lord Hellnope's Pet Emporium :D

Next person wins 1 grey sock

[MaxIsCosmic]

5 hours ago, Synthetic Adrenaline said:

You can sell him at Lord Hellnope's Pet Emporium :D

Next person wins 1 grey sock

If it’s my size that’s perfect I lost one 

the next person gets one 14 inch index fingernail from your least favorite relative 

[Synthetic Adrenaline]

Ewwwww.

Next person wins an audio recording of me saying the word 'nope' on repeat for the next hour.

[MaxIsCosmic]

Going to give it to my little brother and see how he responds 

the next person wins a security guard who is actually just a clown in disguise 

[DreamSeeker]

Perfect he can protect me. Next time my siblings annoy me he can scare them away.

The next person gets a carton of spoiled milk

 

Edited December 8, 2023 by DreamSeeker

[MaxIsCosmic]

Sounds like an amazing thing for my trash can to have.

next person gets a TV that only plays American politics at full volume. 

[smac n cheese]

To torture my enemies? YESSSSSSS

next person gets more wishes

[kira-]

:O

The next person gets 4 tickets to any concert from any time period