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1 hour ago, Synthetic Adrenaline said:

Next person gets a talking black widow spider who won't stop telling offensive jokes and making sexual innuendos.

Honestly I want that. We'd get along great.

Next person wins a trip to Egypt (the tiny village west of London though, not the country)

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Where did you find all that dust? You must have been working hard cleaning the house, huh?

 

The next person will have a choice. You can:

A) Be instantly teleported to TON-618 with no chance of ever returning to Earth.

B) Be lost at sea in the middle of a massive hurricane (you have no boat or life vest ... it's just you and the storm ... and there's no sign of help for hundreds of miles in all directions, so don't waste your breath screaming for help).

C) Watch a loved one die right in front of you.

D) Be in Colin Delaney's position in the following video. (Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3Nf97TrVro)

 

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On 11/21/2023 at 2:50 PM, Synthetic Adrenaline said:

TON-618 sounds fun. Being spaghettified would probably feel good on my lower back.

Next person wins a badly behaved pet mammoth who won't stop pooping on everything and destroying property. 

Oh no how do I get rid of him?

the next person wins a stupidly accurate period cramp simulator strapped to them that they can’t remove. 

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5 hours ago, Synthetic Adrenaline said:

You can sell him at Lord Hellnope's Pet Emporium :D

Next person wins 1 grey sock

If it’s my size that’s perfect I lost one 

the next person gets one 14 inch index fingernail from your least favorite relative 

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