EGGHEAD Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 https://soundcloud.com/shufflehound/jaunty-tune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Native Manitou Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 Just as dinosaurs continue on as birds, Trilobites live today as horseshoe crabs. They haven't changed much in the last 445 million years. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A User Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 my brain decided this is peak humour pls have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flowingleaves Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 (Kudzu,ˈkʊdzuː Noun: a quick-growing East Asian climbing plant with reddish-purple flowers, used as a fodder crop and for erosion control. Kudzu densely climbs over other plants and trees and grows so rapidly that it smothers and kills them by blocking most of the sunlight. Where these plants are naturalised, they can be invasive and are considered noxious weeds. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatistheromance Posted December 27, 2022 Share Posted December 27, 2022 COCK AND BALLS. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyTuneRein Posted December 27, 2022 Share Posted December 27, 2022 5 hours ago, 2 Spirit Cherokee Princess said: Just as dinosaurs continue on as birds, Trilobites live today as horseshoe crabs. They haven't changed much in the last 445 million years. Neither have politicians. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gray Warlock Posted December 27, 2022 Share Posted December 27, 2022 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 Our story thus far: Once there was a dog that liked to eat hamburgers and his owner. Then the dog was not straight. He was tall, however he wanted to eat french fries and french fries cannot frolic through fields of flowers so he decided to cry and died, due to dehydration. So then she killed your friends. Afterwards the police yelled at his friend for loitering. But Butt the big butt tried to run for president but couldn't because of his species. So, enraged he started to eat humans. The dog ate President Pie, who wasn't in the mood and he didn't consent to being eaten, so the president went to the White House to persecute the dog's aunt, then asked why the dog was eating people. The dog replied that her butt was also banned from the White House because the president ate it. Loved the explanation, so he (I wrote out the whole thing before realizing I couldn't send it yet because the story wasn't finished 🥲) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatistheromance Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 tetralegends.app Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm_leopardcat Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 3 hours ago, whatistheromance said: tetralegends.app Thanks for the cool website! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatistheromance Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 Just now, Storm_leopardcat said: Thanks for the cool website! You're welcome, random citizen! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm_leopardcat Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 Just now, whatistheromance said: You're welcome, random citizen! Ooh, is that a Megamind reference?! @James White Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Collie Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Just once more, just once more "I will roll again today I know for sure" Oh that girl said, what she said Playing every word and playing to pretend "Just once more?" "No, no, more." Take my hand and come with me It will be okay Please, just let me hold your breath FOR NOW... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatistheromance Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? Have you ever heard of Among Us, Gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus, but i know you can do it Gregory. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 I feel so unsureAs I take your hand and lead you to the dance floorAs the music dies, something in your eyesCalls to mind a silver screenAnd all its sad good-byes I'm never gonna dance againGuilty feet have got no rhythmThough it's easy to pretendI know you're not a fool I should've known better than to cheat a friendAnd waste the chance that I'd been givenSo I'm never gonna dance againThe way I danced with you, oh Time can never mendThe careless whispers of a good friendTo the heart and mindIgnorance is kindThere's no comfort in the truthPain is all you'll find I'm never gonna dance againGuilty feet have got no rhythmThough it's easy to pretendI know you're not a fool I should've known better than to cheat a friend (should've known better, yeah)And waste the chance that I'd been givenSo I'm never gonna dance againThe way I danced with you, oh Never without your love Tonight the music seems so loudI wish that we could lose this crowdMaybe it's better this wayWe'd hurt each other with the things we'd want to say We could have been so good togetherWe could have lived this dance foreverBut now, who's gonna dance with me?Please stay And I'm never gonna dance againGuilty feet have got no rhythmThough it's easy to pretendI know you're not a fool I should've known better than to cheat a friendAnd waste the chance that I'd been givenSo I'm never gonna dance againThe way I danced with you, oh now that you're gone(Now that you're gone) was what I did so wrong, so wrongThat you had to leave me alone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A User Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 (edited) https://olgply.com/ *in zora voice* (oh nooo... a pirate website... noo) Edited December 29, 2022 by A User Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatistheromance Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 oh my god among us isnt FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE ITS BEEN MONTHS MONTHS IM SICK OF THIS SHIT JUST FIND SOMETHING ELSE PEOPLE OH MY GOD EVERYTHING ABOUT AMONG US IS UNCOOL LITERALLY EVERYTHING IT SCREAMS “IM A VIRGIN” AND GODDAMNIT THAT WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS SHITB ITS NOT FUNNY ITS A DUDE ON METH WHY DO PEOPLE LAUGH AT THIS LIKE WHAT THE HELL BRO PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HOLY SHIT HUMANITY IS FUCKed THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE ALL TIME LOW OH MY FYCKING LOOORDDD DUDE @everyone STOP MAKING AMONG US JOKES ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY holy shit fuck anybody who finds among us funny im done with this shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alaska Native Manitou Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/documentary/secrets-of-the-vatican/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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A User Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 lovin the quality 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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