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[EGGHEAD]

https://soundcloud.com/shufflehound/jaunty-tune

[Alaska Native Manitou]

Just as dinosaurs continue on as birds, Trilobites live today as horseshoe crabs. They haven't changed much in the last 445 million years.

[A User]

my brain decided this is peak humour

pls have

[flowingleaves]

(Kudzu,ˈkʊdzuː

Noun: a quick-growing East Asian climbing plant with reddish-purple flowers, used as a fodder crop and for erosion control.

 

Kudzu densely climbs over other plants and trees and grows so rapidly that it smothers and kills them by blocking most of the sunlight. Where these plants are naturalised, they can be invasive and are considered noxious weeds.

[whatistheromance]

COCK AND BALLS.

[SkyTuneRein]

5 hours ago, 2 Spirit Cherokee Princess said:

Just as dinosaurs continue on as birds, Trilobites live today as horseshoe crabs. They haven't changed much in the last 445 million years.

Neither have politicians.

[The Gray Warlock]

[AromanticAardvark]

Our story thus far:

Once there was a dog that liked to eat hamburgers and his owner. Then the dog was not straight. He was tall, however he wanted to eat french fries and french fries cannot frolic through fields of flowers so he decided to cry and died, due to dehydration. So then she killed your friends. Afterwards the police yelled at his friend for loitering. But Butt the big butt tried to run for president but couldn't because of his species. So, enraged he started to eat humans.

The dog ate President Pie, who wasn't in the mood and he didn't consent to being eaten, so the president went to the White House to persecute the dog's aunt, then asked why the dog was eating people. The dog replied that her butt was also banned from the White House because the president ate it. Loved the explanation, so he

 

(I wrote out the whole thing before realizing I couldn't send it yet because the story wasn't finished 🥲)

[whatistheromance]

tetralegends.app

[Storm_leopardcat]

3 hours ago, whatistheromance said:

tetralegends.app

Thanks for the cool website!

[whatistheromance]

Just now, Storm_leopardcat said:

Thanks for the cool website!

You're welcome, random citizen!

[Storm_leopardcat]

Just now, whatistheromance said:

You're welcome, random citizen!

Ooh, is that a Megamind reference?! @James White

[Guest]

[bro-im-nerodivergent-af]

 

 

[Collie]

Just once more, just once more
"I will roll again today I know for sure"
Oh that girl said, what she said
Playing every word and playing to pretend
"Just once more?" "No, no, more."
Take my hand and come with me
It will be okay
Please, just let me hold your breath
FOR NOW...

[whatistheromance]

Gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? Have you ever heard of Among Us, Gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus, but i know you can do it Gregory.

[Keith]

I feel so unsure
As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor
As the music dies, something in your eyes
Calls to mind a silver screen
And all its sad good-byes

I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool

I should've known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I'd been given
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you, oh

Time can never mend
The careless whispers of a good friend
To the heart and mind
Ignorance is kind
There's no comfort in the truth
Pain is all you'll find

I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool

I should've known better than to cheat a friend (should've known better, yeah)
And waste the chance that I'd been given
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you, oh

Never without your love

Tonight the music seems so loud
I wish that we could lose this crowd
Maybe it's better this way
We'd hurt each other with the things we'd want to say

We could have been so good together
We could have lived this dance forever
But now, who's gonna dance with me?
Please stay

And I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool

I should've known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I'd been given
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you, oh

now that you're gone
(Now that you're gone) was what I did so wrong, so wrong
That you had to leave me alone?

[A User]

https://olgply.com/

*in zora voice* (oh nooo... a pirate website... noo)

Edited December 29, 2022 by A User

[whatistheromance]

oh my god among us isnt FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE ITS BEEN MONTHS MONTHS IM SICK OF THIS SHIT JUST FIND SOMETHING ELSE PEOPLE OH MY GOD EVERYTHING ABOUT AMONG US IS UNCOOL LITERALLY EVERYTHING IT SCREAMS “IM A VIRGIN” AND GODDAMNIT THAT WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS SHITB ITS NOT FUNNY ITS A DUDE ON METH WHY DO PEOPLE LAUGH AT THIS LIKE WHAT THE HELL BRO PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HOLY SHIT HUMANITY IS FUCKed THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE ALL TIME LOW OH MY FYCKING LOOORDDD DUDE @everyone STOP MAKING AMONG US JOKES ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY holy shit fuck anybody who finds among us funny im done with this shit

[Alaska Native Manitou]

https://imgflip.com/i/75u77i

[ProbablyHuman]

[Alaska Native Manitou]

https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/documentary/secrets-of-the-vatican/

[saphrax]

[whatistheromance]

[A User]

lovin the quality