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In determining the meaning of any Act of Congress, unless the context indicates otherwise— words importing the singular include and apply to several persons, parties, or things; words importing the plural include the singular; words importing the masculine gender include the feminine as well; words used in the present tense include the future as well as the present; the words- pay attention this refers to you- ‘‘insane’’ and ‘‘insane person’’ shall include every idiot, insane person, and person non compos mentis; the words ‘‘person’’ and ‘‘whoever’’ include corporations, companies, associations, firms, partnerships, societies, and joint stock companies, as well as individuals; ‘‘officer’’ includes any person authorized by law to perform the duties of the office; ‘‘signature’’ or ‘‘subscription’’ includes a mark when the person making the same intended it as such; ‘‘oath’’ includes affirmation, and ‘‘sworn’’ includes affirmed; ‘‘writing’’ includes printing and typewriting and reproductions of visual symbols by photographing, multigraphing, mimeographing, manifolding, or otherwise-

(This is part of the US Code. I had more copied but I didnt want my message to be too long)

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  1. what if a magical genie appeared to you and asked you to make any wish and they would grant it so you wished to become the fastest sprinter in the world so the genie grants your wish but makes it so that you can only run a sub 10 second 100m in stilettos so you start your career as a track and field athlete and imediatly run the 100m in a record time of 9.49 seconds shattering usain bolt's previous record of 9.58 and you get to the olympics and they allow you to run in stilettos so you demolish the competition in the semi finals but once you get to the finals your stilettos malfunction and you break your ankle
     
     
     

 

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Canadian soldiers in the past half century have been the greatest peacekeepers on Earth - in 39 missions on UN mandates, and six on non-UN peacekeeping duties, from Vietnam to East Timor, from Sinai to Bosnia.
 

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