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old man shire had gone on the run he said to himself, "this ain't fun" he knew how to hunt so he killed a runt he cooked it, his dinner was done! the police were having no luck "why can't we find this guy? fuck!!!" they searched far and wide but shire could hide he found an abandoned firetruck

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A person in a dress and short hair sits at a laptop. She looks up from the screen and proclaims "NOPE". She stands and kicks the laptop away from her, crushing it. Then she marches over to a rocket and hops in, her face filling the entire window. The rocket launches into space, straight into the sun. The entire time she is saying "Nope". The rocket explodes into the sun and the word "NOPE" in semi-cursive font covers the screen.

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Ferdinand Magellan was killed by his own religious fanaticism. He landed on the island of Mactan & decided to convert the Native People to Christianity - but they weren't interested. He became furious & attacked them in spite of being seriously outnumbered. Whatever miracle he thought his God would provide was no match for the power of the Spirits that day.

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