SkyTuneRein

The first, and most likely only, thing I'd do is pinch myself.

void announceMerryChristmas() { printf("Merry Christmas!"); }

Rye.

Or a machine piece such as RAM.

(Station to Station - David Bowie)

This is not so random...

I used to be. Then I left after I needed the time wasted watching the endless shitshows spent elsewhere.

Yes? 😺

The same as above.

Dead.

Idealism vs. pragmaticism. Now that I love.

Mint choc chip would be good for demiromantics - aromantic until you find the concentrated chocolate chips that slowly melt/warm up to you.

(People - Gorillaz) (Rockit - Gorillaz)

I want the cake too, but weddings are expensive. And besides, not many would marry me.

(Dancing With Myself - Billy Idol) More anti-romantic than un-romantic IMO. But hey, it's fun.

(Rebel Yell - Billy Idol)

My ma adamantly jabs the keyboard like it's a mechanical typewriter. It would be funny if it wasn't for the fact keyboards don't last if you kept that up.

...posting on Arocalypse is romantic enough for you.

I had several pseudo-teachers or substitutes that didn't last, one or two thugs and the rest that were awful-at-best teachers, hired by a poor and failing school, that probably thought I was the anti-Christ even just for merely being quiet. I even got in trouble before for merely minding my own business or literally doing what I was told. A few of them didn't even care when I was sick or injured. In fact, the only kind of teachers I didn't have any problems with were the non-sub science teachers.

Filibuster

(Bang Your Head (Metal Health) - Quit Riot)

Breasts