Dodgypotato Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 9 tips and tricks on how not to be attractive! This is an article for us! 1. Sleep deprivation 2. Being mean (this one is a little obvious) 3. Contractive body language (look at full article for more info) 4. Stress 5. Looking too happy or too proud 6. Not having a sense of humour 7. Laziness 8. If you smell too similar or too different 9. Dishonesty So, if you ever have someone crushing on you, do the above! Stop sleeping, and therefore get really stressed out. Lie to them about why you're tired, but be happy and/or proud about it. Make sure that while doing so, you're hunched over with your arms crossed (or something). Ensure that you inform them in a really mean way. Beforehand, steal their perfume, shampoo, or other smelly-inducing-thing so that you smell really similar to them. And also you'll have to tell them from your bed. Just call them. Don't do it in person. You have to remember to be lazy. Full article: http://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/nine-things-that-can-make-you-less-attractive-according-to-science/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paporomantic Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 42 minutes ago, Dodgypotato said: 1. Sleep deprivation 4. Stress 6. Not having a sense of humour 7. Laziness 9. Dishonesty No thanks, I'd rather avoid these at the cost of being attractive. 42 minutes ago, Dodgypotato said: 3. Contractive body language (look at full article for more info) 5. Looking too happy or too proud 8. If you smell too similar or too different These are good ways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodecahedron314 Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 I'm a college student, so 1 and 4 (and probably 7 as well) are taken care of, at least Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiekirkland Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 I feel like I do most of these things unconsciously anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethDewitt Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 lol I looked at this as a checklist and checked off most of them xDDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philbo Wiseroot Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 I also do most of these, like @aussiekirkland and @ElizabethDewitt - though I try not to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kojote Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Yay! I'm permanently 1) & 4), I'm also (mostly) proud of myself and I like to insult my friends (it's how we roll), so I think I can win this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owl Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 I do a lot of these anyway My personal favourite way of being less attractive is just... barely ever talk. I usually sit on my phone when I'm in a group of people. A great way to make sure no one notices or pays attention to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paporomantic Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 @Simowl I pay a lot of attention to such 'hidden' people when I encounter them because I suspect them of being aro soulmates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apathetic Echidna Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 soooooo....you could basically do this while smelling like them and looking tired and you would be free from them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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