P4R4D0X Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Including yourself Quantum physics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WizardGrayFire Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 SE: Quantum Physics SP: i can solve any crime mystery within an hour of hearing about the case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_K Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 SE: You can only solve 1 per hour, you can't solve multiple at once SP: I can stay up for as long as I want and I won't be tired the next day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ckoleighne Bradpleighp Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 SE: you always have nightmares SP: things i say can be heard from everyone in the world (its resounds in their heads) (i can choose to turn it on/off too) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 People see this as a threat, and come after you. I have infinite patience so I can actually finish an animation without getting bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
organs and bone Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 But you’re really irritable and can snap ant any moment. i am able to control my body temperature and can improve my eyes, buffer my muscles, etc (basically control the inner workings of my body). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WizardGrayFire Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 not only can you do so, you must do so. at all times, some portion of your brainpower must be devoted to breathing and pumping your blood, for example, in order to stay alive. i can consume and enjoy media without spending any of my free time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_K Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 SE: Your free time that isn't spent must be done independently. You can't contact anyone (no comments, messages or communication) SP: I can be the top of any sport I try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WizardGrayFire Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 SE: this is literal — you will manage to be the player at the highest altitude of any sport you try — so, it only helps with a select few sports SP: i have a good sleep schedule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_K Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 (edited) Lucky 😔 SP: I can remember whatever I want instantaneously Edited March 20 by H_K 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ckoleighne Bradpleighp Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 SE: but after you use it, you have a 3 year cooldown SP: i am god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WizardGrayFire Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 SE: you’re a norse god (all sorts of messed up crap happens to them) SP: i speak six languages (every language easy, easy as the recipe for making jell-o) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_K Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 SE: You can speak it but you can't understand it when you hear it (in terms of jello lets say its like you can make jello but you can't eat it) SP: I possess mind manipulation without restrictions (can control all living entities' minds, thoughts, behaviours and actions) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isa1116 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 18 hours ago, H_K said: SE: You can speak it but you can't understand it when you hear it (in terms of jello lets say its like you can make jello but you can't eat it) SP: I possess mind manipulation without restrictions (can control all living entities' minds, thoughts, behaviours and actions) SE: since there's no restrictions, it's on at all times and anything you accidentally think will effect every living entity. SP: I'm God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smac n cheese Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 SE: Everyone's an atheist SP: kpop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloThere Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 43 minutes ago, smac n cheese said: SE: Everyone's an atheist SP: kpop SE: You’re only in charge of the least important sides of K-Pop. Basically everyone hates you for it. SP: I’ve got telekinesis that I can control via intentional movements and thoughts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smac n cheese Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 SE: other people can control you SP: certain people disappear out of existence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_K Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 KPOP MENTIONEDDD 👹 SE: Everyone on earth disappears within a year, you are all alone (introvert life goals) SP: I can adjust the brightness and darkness of any setting and I can choose whether it affects others as well or just me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloThere Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 33 minutes ago, H_K said: KPOP MENTIONEDDD 👹 SE: Everyone on earth disappears within a year, you are all alone (introvert life goals) SP: I can adjust the brightness and darkness of any setting and I can choose whether it affects others as well or just me SE: You don’t get to choose how much, and it switches between a solid binary or blazing brightness or impossible to see. SP: I get to cast wishes for myself and others however I mean them to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_K Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 SE: You're blue with a tail instead of two legs, bald except for one ponytail and a swirly goatee and can only live inside a lamp unless someone releases you from it (any idea who?) SP: You can produce and perform the most heart wrenching, amazing and loved music that always becomes a really globally awarded successful hit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 I can? Cool! I can avoid being under suspicion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtylilfrog Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 (edited) But every time you speak it's a random language. I can control gavity. Edited April 16 by dirtylilfrog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_K Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 But you make a typo on every single world you ever type I can get every paid feature on a game for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allhailtheglowcloud Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 SE: You have to pay $1000 for every game you play SP: all the cats want to be my friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueEvergreen Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 SE: This means ALL of the cats, and they will not leave you alone no matter what (still not sure that this is a bad thing) SP: I can actually stay active on this site for more than like a month at a time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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