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I have no idea why the fu¢k my text looks like this, but it does.

ill feed the croissant to my brother. I have a cube of wood with a hole in it. Who wants a cube of wood with a hole in it? Mine. (It was a moldy piece of bread that we passed around, rubbed our hands on, spat on, rubbed in the trash can and on the floor.)

Me: "Hey, Torture!" Friend: "Hiiiii! Do you know where Ding-Dong is?" Me: "Oh, Mountain Stream? She's still upstairs, doing her Miss Magenta stuff." Friend: "Well, then, Hostage Holder, its just me and you." (context: the names come from forcing our actual names through Google translate a few times, Hostage Holder is me, Ding-Dong, Mountain Stream, and Miss Magenta are one person, (the one we are talking about), and Torture is the friend I'm talking to.)

I feel u. Also wtf, @smac n cheese's mother. (Mini lesson: a lot of disorders (specifically mental) literally have disorder in the name) As a *mostly* anattractional (not going into details), nominal gender, alterhuman, fully coming out to most people is gonna be an awkward af vocab lesson.

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No, specifically the aro shade of green is best. @POOKEMOOSTER's pfp is adorable.

M is for Mental health N is for Necrotizing Fasciitis O is for Osteonecrosis

@organs and bone, what the heck is that? Technology can't decide if I'm where currently am, or if I'm in ashburn, virginia.

What? (My parent's parenting at it peak.) PBM lets put random text through Google translate and see what the heck we get out of it.

Work.

It is tho- Oh, btw, the Nordic countries are really cool about just LGBTQIA+ in general. Iceland had the first *openly* gay head of government.

In the situation it was done in or not? Cuz anything can be romantic in the right context. With all of the rules here should we redo the ranking system? Idea: Gold star: Follow every rule. Silver star: Does not follow 1, 2, or 3 rules. Green star: Does not follow 4, 5, or 6 rules. Blue star: Does not follow 7, 8, or 9 rules. Red star: Does not follow 10, 11, or 12 rules. Smiley face: Does not follow 13 or more rules. By the original logic I'm a green star. By this logic I'm a silver star.

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Hai, im back. Some random partly related stories. At my school, there is a school newspaper, and one of the the kids had to interview the mayor... I mean, shes really lucky that she could do that, but man, that must have been weird. I found a random folder that has the symbol thingy of the US Senate and remembered that time when I awkwardly shook hand with a senator. My friend (currently 2 years ahead in math) actually has to be driven to the junior high school first thing in the morning to attend 8th grade math, then has to get driven back to my school in the, and she arrives in the middle of 3rd period class.

So many of us are in middle school I think average age of the people in this place is continuously getting lower.

_ . _ . . . _ . Tpbm gets weird things from autocorrect (e.g. tpbm = tank)

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(im on dark mode and could not read that without turning it off-) Great term! Although, I think people have already tried making it less of a 'scale' with loveless aro (loveless also makes it more intuitive), but this one I find quite interesting (in a good way).

i still want to love reading, its something I lost recently (this school year). think its my parents asking me what I was reading, to read out loud, to read it, making sure it was something that they approved of. i switched over from informational and horror books to things like alice in wonderland and eventually lost interest. reading is a big part of school, and i would like to be able to read for even 10 minutes straight anymore without getting extremely bored. that was the first hobby my parents destroyed, it wasn't the last. what a free country, where parents can have near total control over their children.

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