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i_am_not_french

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  1. SE: but after you use it, you have a 3 year cooldown SP: i am god
  2. SE: you always have nightmares SP: things i say can be heard from everyone in the world (its resounds in their heads) (i can choose to turn it on/off too)
  3. no way in hell you didnt learn pythagorean theorem until year 9- i learnt it in year 3 what
  4. SE: the things that come to life all have one goal - to murder you SP: i can cut any material with ease
  5. SE: you can't control which plane you burn down SP: you can shoot bullets out of your hands (infinite bullets, no gun needed)
  6. SE: you never remember your dreams SP: being able to shatter glass at will
  7. SE: All instruments instantly weigh 5 tonnes and you can't pick any of them up to play it SP: i can store anything in my pocket regardless of size
  8. SE: but every time you turn visible again, one body part has turns permanently invisible (i.e you permanenly cant see your thumb) SP: I can eat anything and it tastes good
  9. SE: you can't control where you teleport to SP: I can lift anything regardless of weight
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