WizardGrayFire

SE: you’re a norse god (all sorts of messed up crap happens to them) SP: i speak six languages (every language easy, easy as the recipe for making jell-o)

SE: this is literal — you will manage to be the player at the highest altitude of any sport you try — so, it only helps with a select few sports SP: i have a good sleep schedule

not only can you do so, you must do so. at all times, some portion of your brainpower must be devoted to breathing and pumping your blood, for example, in order to stay alive. i can consume and enjoy media without spending any of my free time

SE: Quantum Physics SP: i can solve any crime mystery within an hour of hearing about the case

SE: every time you drop one it’s irreparably damaged SP: i can become supernaturally bouncy at will

…but all parents now insist on grabbing their child’s cheek as a greeting, no matter the age of the “child” I can understand my own emotions instantly and without doubt

christmas

technically true, though maybe not the kind you’re thinking of. tpbm has their ears pierced

true tpbm likes physics (as an academic subject)

to do so you must inflict said headache onto someone you truly care for i can write good essays within any time limit

dragons are real, my friend owns one. it has stylish facial hair. also the word “mitochondria” is plural Chess is a balanced game

life is only partially good, there’s always a mix. the mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell

moose

cheese

spider