One-Eyed Jack Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 One-sentence takes on life with humorous overtones, although they aren't necessarily funny. I'll go first. Life is standing in lineups and sitting in waiting rooms. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arocalypse Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Life is slaving away until you return to the elements from which you came. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamwiseLovesLife Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Life is wondering why it rains the moment you put on a tank top 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One-Eyed Jack Posted June 6, 2017 Author Share Posted June 6, 2017 LIfe is when dinner is an hour late because the mandatory cook is stuck in traffic. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Life is cellular in structure, responsive to environmental stimuli, motile at some level, Capable of growth and development, dependent on a source of energy, and self-replicating (if you're into that sort of thing). i'm sorry 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Girl Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Life is tiny in the vastness of the universe. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Amethysts Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Life is great when you have the right food with you. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arocalypse Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcastic kitten Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Life is like a cat : it doesn't give a fuck about you most of the times but they will occasionely either scratch or cuddle you to death.. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arocalypse Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 4 hours ago, sarcastic kitten said: Life is like a cat : it doesn't give a fuck about you most of the times but they will occasionely either scratch or cuddle you to death.. It takes advantage of you, makes you clean up its shit and it goes on even if you're not with it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Amethysts Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 Life is for enjoying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untamed Heart Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 Life is too short to worry about the pearl-clutching of people who take the 'everyone is so selfish now' thing way too far and imply everyone should be some kind of slave to everyone else (i.e. if you want to live on your own terms/not have children/not get married, even if you don't exclusively care about yourself only, apparently that's still being selfish according to some...) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arocalypse Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momo Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 Life is a series of Unfortunate Events. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shroomie Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Life is finally thinking everything might actually be okay, and then having everything go horribly wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 People think life is not real and all part of an illusion in our heads; then it turns out no, everything was always real all along and life is as it looks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Amethysts Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Life is having so many awesome friends. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zae Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Life is like drawing a picture. You try so hard, but if never turns out the way you want it to. And yet, regardless of that, you just can't stop, and try and try again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momo Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 10 minutes ago, Zae said: Life is like drawing a picture. You try so hard, but if never turns out the way you want it to. And yet, regardless of that, you just can't stop, and try and try again. What comes out isn't what you intended, but is usually beautiful in it's own way none the less. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zae Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Momo said: What comes out isn't what you intended, but is usually beautiful in it's own way none the less. Well, that depends on your view on beauty I suppose~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momo Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Zae said: Well, that depends on your view on beauty I suppose~ I see you've seen my attempts at drawing! Seriously though; maybe it's just me being above the average age of people here but the first 18 years of life is really only the undercoat on the canvas of your life. Which isn't to say the first 20 years of your life isn't important - it is! But there's plenty chance to change the decisions you make too. There's so much pressure to get everything just right on the first try but no one ever does or even can. It's the mistakes that add character and interest to the painting. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arocalypse Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momo Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Arocalypse said: Life is too short to lose data. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Life is too short to switch from mac to pc. I did that last year and am now a ghost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arostar Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Life is like waiting at the DMV thinking, "Should I stay or should I go?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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