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Bastille Day = The French celebrating independence from the French. (my friends have some interesting logic, but I agree I guess)

One of my friends told me that they really wanted to kill someone today. I told them to kill Dave-

I kinda just avoided drama and gossip, mostly because: "No, I don't want to hear who sophia or lily or jack or anyone likes." (yes I said that)

Generally testing someone for something generally implies that thing is bad, (covid tests, tests for hep. c, test for cancer, ect.) so lets hope no one comes up with a physical test for queerness.

Adult homo sapiens. Since I was 10, my parents have made a big deal out of college, and now that I'm going to 7th grade they are trying to get me to 'explore some options for what you're going to major in' and its kinda awkward considering i have 6 more years (mow that i say that it doesn't sound like a lot anymore) + being the youngest person attending the pythagorean theorem or ai and machine learning or other stuff talk is really strange.

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Some kid: *intentionally draws bad picture* I drew shrek. Recess monitor: Oh, really? I thought it was a self portrait.

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lol

My parents are confiscating this device so expect that to go down to like twice a week.

Hydrogen

Fish swim. Yes, they do.

Q: What would smac n cheese if you asked her what she did to the romance A: invade 🇬🇱

THEY ONLY EAT RICE HELP my mother is asking my friends if I have a boyfriend

I'm offended that your offended by kira-'s frog

I found Old Zealand:

ikr?! Like, dave, if ur gonna get kicked out of the garlic bread club then at least don't tell everyone everything.

Ok, so Google has been absolutely stubborn in saying that I mean aromatic instead of aromantic so at this point, it ours.

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The substitutes and recess monitors are roast champs.

The only thing they eat is rice. Please help. my father taught me division when I was 4 and now its been 8 years and quadratics just have to exist, dont they? I have a friend who didn't get into algebra 1, so her father bought an algebra textbook and told her to finish it before the next school year 💀